Monday, January 28, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY MEDIA IMPRESARIO CRAIG GLAZER CONSIDERS MAINSTREAM HYPOCRISY REGARDING ROIDS AND A WIDE ARRAY OF PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS!!!



TKC Note . . . A rather buff pic borrowed from comedian Eddie Ifft for news purposes . . . Before you hate, realize that most blog denizens would face death before taking their shirt off in public. Now here's a thoughtful missive and alternative take from Craig Glazer regarding one aspect of the drug war that's on display almost every weekend for sports fans . . . Check it:

Steroids: The Miracle Super-Vitamin

‘Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, You sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want…’

Are you as tired as I am of hearing about how evil using steroids can be? My favorite lie is using steroids is ‘cheating’ in sports. This is entirely made up by our media. These are the same folks who brought you the following five decades ago: if you use marijuana you’ll go insane and probably jump out a window and kill yourself. Ah marijuana, the demon drug; now legal in several states and soon nationwide.

Let’s take a closer look at steroid use. First of all, the number one used item is testosterone, a hormone naturally produced by the human body. Though technically not even a steroid, it has been the main culprit in damning such great professional athletes as Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire and Lance Armstrong just to name a few.

Testosterone decreases as we age. Men really see this hit hard in their mid-thirties to early forties. Without replacement, both our sex drive and muscle development will slow down. A few decades ago it was discovered that you could inject testosterone into your system and not only replace what was lost, but replenish it to a degree beyond the level it was at in your youth. Now add Human Growth Hormone, better known as HGH, and your body can become like the ones you see gracing the covers of ‘Muscle and Fitness’ magazine.

I’m sure many of you feel, as I do, that you are sick and tired of hearing about punishment being doled out to professional athletes who have regularly used both of these hormones. It is especially hard to listen to in the case of great players like Roger Clemens. Roger would be a Hall of Fame player with or without the use of steroids. Even though these ‘drugs’ were ruled ‘illegal’ it’s common knowledge that you can name far fewer players who have NOT used these aids, than those who did. Furthermore, it is well known that the majority of NFL players regularly use these drugs not only to ‘keep up with the Joneses’ but also to protect themselves from massive hits laid on them by the giant linemen who do use them. Remember there is almost no testing for these drugs in the NFL and when they are tested players are given ample notice to ‘clean up’ as opposed to baseball players who do not get the same opportunity.

Remember, almost all professional athletes now use testosterone, HGH and steroids. Even big time golfers like Tiger Woods are frequent visitors to the hormone doctor. You think not? Take a look at his build today as opposed to the one a few years ago before he likely got on ‘roids.

There is no real evidence that the use of testosterone or HGH can do anything other than help your body in so many ways, i. e. build muscle, cut fat around the waist, and improve your sex drive dramatically. The wives tale that it will make your penis shrink is NOT true and there are legal medications you can take to keep your testicles from shrinking.

Remember if you overuse or shoot any drug it’s going to have a negative effect. Hell, you can OD on aspirin if you eat too many. Look at Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone and Mickey Rourke. All three of them are between sixty and seventy…still movie stars, bodies still looking good and no apparent major health problems. It’s time to legalize steroids for athletes. You say no? Then why are they legal for us to use and covered by our health programs? Haven’t you seen the commercials?

Look, when you put people on a pedestal like Clemens, Bond and Armstrong; pay them millions of dollars and have their lives made into house-hold stories of course they are going to want to protect their legacies. Most especially when they know that everyone else was using them, too.

Yes, even poor Lance Armstrong was turned into a monster by the media and circumstance. Maybe, just maybe, he’s not as bad a guy as we’ve made him out to be.

Testosterone and HGH are both legal under a doctor’s care and supervision; in fact, they are paid for by most insurance programs including Blue Cross/Blue Shield. I know, because I use them. Take it from me, I highly recommend them. PS: You do need to hit the gym for these to have full effect. Enjoy.

‘…Even bad wolves can be good. I'll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side. Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to grandma's place…’
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108 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Christ, here we go.

Anonymous said...

Hey it's Bigfoot

Marky said...

Looking good Ace!

Anonymous said...

Mickey Rourke looks like a fucking freak. He use to be a good looking guy but not anymore yup drugs did him good.

By the way Craig you have always been ugly. Ever hear about Ideal Image ya freak.

Anonymous said...

Neanderthals still roam.

Anonymous said...

Little Red Riding Hood, a child’s nursery rhyme, yup real class here Tony you friends with Finn, is he going to be posting stories here next?

Anonymous said...

Great copy/paste job, t. your job's gettin' easier every day

Anonymous said...

Really hitting rock bottom with this one.

Anonymous said...

Craig

Roses are Red.....

Violets are Blue.....

If I had a brick.....

I'd Throw it at You!!!!

Anonymous said...

If I remember right this is the same person that advocated Sporting KC dumping the name of Livestrong over on KCC. Credit goes to predicting that they would but a hypocrit to advocate that kinda move then turning around to prop up the case that roids are no different then vitamins.

I'd like to know if any of these documentary's of self imposed critical acclaim did this cutting edge journalist ever ask them about steroid use? How bout it Glaze did your hero's roid?

Darren said...

I agree man. Great story. Glad Tony put you on here. Exciting. Wouldn't want to piss you off with all that going on in the photo. Remarkable.

Superdave said...

@7:40

+ 100

CG said...

Good question. No it never came up. Roids were not well known in their time. I would have thought maybe Ken Norton did, he had an insane build. But he said he didn't even lift weights. Who knows.

Anonymous said...

I've seen better definition on a potatoe

Anonymous said...

Tell me where to get those potatoes.

Anonymous said...

Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents.

Lawrence Taylor

Superdave said...

There are guys in the game only because of steroids. They couldn't make it with their natural talent, so they had to enhance themselves. It sucks.

Anonymous said...

Came here to see a pic of a nice chick and this monstrosity pops up.

WTF is the matter with you Tony?

Anonymous said...

Potential steroid users are seduced by the fake picture of health and vitality and virility. The picture doesn't show the strain on the arteries, the wear and tear on the heart and the psyche. It doesn't show the caskets.

Anonymous said...

Never heard of this jackass before now. Can I go back in time now?

Another Midtown Mom said...

Craig = Yum

Emi said...

I'd F him. Hot.

Byron said...

Good post, Craig. I for one welcome your presence here. My doctor will give me steriods any time I ask & the prescription is only $4.00. She gives them to me for my arthritis & my asthma. They make me feel younger & fitter.

There was a push to have chess declared an Olympic Sport, but it was rejected by the players who didn't want to be called cheaters for drinking coffee.

Anonymous said...

Byron stop sucking up to Craig

Anonymous said...

There is nothing humorous about steroid abuse an issue that threatens America's youth.

A reader who gets confused with the order of posts said...

Damn Cathy Jolly sure looks different from when she was on Council. But you know if she wants to pose for topless photos, more power to her!

Anonymous said...

Really? Aren't you being a little dramatic?

Byron said...

Anonymous, stop telling me what to do.

Anonymous said...

1/28/13, 8:22 PM

She must be drinking.

Anonymous said...

Byron - this is your sensibility talking. Even your doctor will tell you steroid's for medical purpose are relief for a chronic condition not a replacment. Just as steroid use for performance is a short term solution and abuse of such is full of unhealthy consequences. Try putting down the ivory and taking awalk around the block might clear your mind.

Anonymous said...

Ohhh your sensibilty again byron. Your doctor is also not going to compare it to a vitamin. Unless your doctor is Dr. Frankenstein ?? hmmmm more than a passing resembelence..

Superdave said...

@8:42 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CG said...

Are youth are at risk due to steroids. LIke how? When? Who has been killed or harmed? This is a stupid witch hunt not unlike the demon 'weed.' There is little risk and much reward if used properly, thus the PAID FOR BY INSURANCE. HELLO...THAT IS A FACT, NOT FICTION. I HAVE BLUE CROSS THEY PAY FOR THE 'TEST' AND YOURS TOO IF YOU QUALIFY. Most do.

Byron said...

SuperAsshole strikes again.

Anonymous said...

Someone who builds muscle naturally is also developing their health. Look at some of the older champions like Reg Park, Bill Pearl, Jack LaLanne and George Turner. All those gentlemen were or are still in fantastic condition decades after hanging up their posing trunks. They are shining examples of the positive effects that sensible bodybuilding can bring

Superdave said...

The abuse of insulin and diuretics can be very deadly, especially if the user is unknowledgable of their proper usage. BCBS will pay for those things as well. So just because your insurance pays for it don't make it safer.I have learned that steroids can be dangerous, and some can be safer. Thus, I now know more of the different theories of the safety of steroids, but I still do not know who to trust, and I do not feel that I would take them based upon the information I have studied.

Anonymous said...

Didn't answer the question byron - would your doctor agree?
Glaze. Your demon weed as proclaimed by a number of addicts both living and dead led them to a crowd and other substances with sever social and medical consequences. Second everyone thought a damn cigarette was harmless too and What harm - Let’s start with the short term effects: Acne, testicular atrophy, decreased sperm count, gynecomastia (enlarged breasts in men), high blood pressure, increased LDL (bad) cholesterol, decreased HDL (good) cholesterol, fluid retention, abnormal liver function, and prostate enlargement, just to name a few.

Think i'll fall on the side of research before I take the word of a self proclaimed felon. Second your doctor wants your MONEY. Has a Benz and a mistress to take care of so you go with his opinion if it helps you sleep at night but don't stoke the fire of ignorance with "what harm, where" ...

id buy THAT for a dollar! said...

I wonder if the owner of Oddly Correct thinks that cream & sugar are like STEROIDS for coffee

CG said...

From what I have read, scene and know there are NO good examples of steroid use harming anyone but the handful that abuse them,,again as with any drug. If that were the case the government would bring you those examples over and over and over....they simply don't exist...its just people saying its so....millions use test, hgh and hch...not only are they looking better, feeling better they are healthier, simple as that...to this end there is little argument..the question remains should pro sports now allow them? I say yes.

Anonymous said...

I wish you would take an intellectual supplement.

Anonymous said...

Suck in that gut jew-boy. Big Bob's called. They can give you a better deal on a rug.

Anonymous said...

Hey Tony. Tim Finn wants to know how Craig's balls taste?

Anonymous said...

You've been reading this blog for 3 years. Craig Wins.

Anonymous said...

R u 2 in a relationship Tony? I would rather read about Squit & Funk than this sob.

Anonymous said...

Kaboom!!!!
After being pummeled with his introduction, CG feels the pull of his ego-mania narcissism and posts a picture of an old man wearing a bad hairpiece!
And then spouts such delusion as "look at Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and Rourke,...still movie stars, bodies looking good, and no apparent health problems." And hilarity ensues for the readers. CG has his bald head buried up Hollywood's ass and is still chasing his 15-minutes of fame.
Was this post intended to be a stand-up routine?

Anonymous said...

Sad to see tony featuring this egomaniac after even Hearne kicked him to the curb.
If you look up the word narcissist in the dictionary it has a picture of Glazer.
What a loser.

Anonymous said...

Glazer measure your success by the jealous haters that attack you. Simple as that. Same old comments from the same nobodies wishing they had your life and looks. Keep up the nice work.

Babe said...

If that body is something you get at a fast food chain from eating their crap THEN SIGN ME UP

Another Midtown Mom said...

Craig = Yum

Another Midtown Mom said...

Craig = Yum

Superdave said...

Laudanum is a drug that has been around a few hundred years. Until 1914 was as easy to find in stores as Coca Cola is today. But it was sold as the cure all drug to help with about any ailment. So for over one hundred and fifty years it was the drug of choice for many aches and pains. But those taking it had no idea the long term effects of using it and it today is still unknown how many died from using it. In short what doctors thought was a great drug and advised their patients to use it was later determined that it in fact wasn’t so great.

Steroids were started to be used in humans during the late 40’s and is still today being studied and refined. What the effects of steroids will be in the long run on all people is something nobody really knows since the types and use of the drug keeps changing. Thus, the history of anabolic steroids is not something that has already occurred and been written, but rather it is a continuing history being written every day by scientists, lawmakers, doctors and of course, athletes. So to say it is all safe if a doctor gives it to you, is speaking as a fool who knows not what they speak about or understands.

Anonymous said...

10:42 you silly person I don't know a soul who would want to be Craig or even thinks he is great.

Get it in your head he is an ex-felon who didn't learn his lesson and makes money off of people such as yourself to support his sick and twisted life. Yup I bet he does live better than you and it's all made possible by losers such as you.

Anonymous said...

This just in the comment person known as Smartman comes clean. He is gay. Cool. That explains things. Saw it on another website he writes on daily. Brave of you to come out Smartman. I'm with you old boy. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

There have been deaths from steroids but Craig makes good points. We need to help people with addiction not try to regulate their lives.

Anonymous said...

11:25 WTF

Honey Poo Poo said...

Craig=Yum

Anonymous said...

Jesus. This guy is more annoying than Bryon.

Lou said...

Moe shlock from the shmuck !

Anonymous said...

1240, I have to strongly disagree with ya. Briyona is a fag, and way more annoying than Glazer.


I love you too Briyona!

Anonymous said...

So Glazer it getting Testosterone? Is that orally one stroke at a time? Sidekicks loves ya.
Quit making this douche/walking herpe a story and he will go away. Please and thank you.

Robertoe said...

Good move Tony. Controversy sells. It'll bring 'em back and stoke the comments section. I love the way the West side Latino is kicking the KC Pem Day Blue Blood's blogging butt.

Darren said...

I can see this guy was 'hard' to edit. Like what? Well written article Glazer. KCC don't look now but this man brings the readers his way. I'm loving this. Hey maybe Tony does edits him, but it reads well. It did before.

Anonymous said...

How many of these comments are Craig using a fake name? The syntax on "Darren's" comments is fucking identical to Glazer's. This is hysterical. He got busted doing this on KCC and Hearne had to ask him to stop. What an embarrassment.

KC Shawn said...

Look anonomouys hater, you don't like Glaze, don't read him. Truth hurts. Deal with it. Come on, Craig tells it like it is. No apologeis. He's real. Unlike you anonmouys haters.

Darren said...

Craig is a genious. He makes really great points. You haters just have a hard time with him because he gets your ladies. You couldn't handle him if you tried. Haters gonna hate. That's the truth.

Anonymous said...

Most people think of hemorrhoids when you mention "roids". Maybe that's on purpose??

Matt in KC said...

Just wanted to weigh in. Craig is great for this blog. Finally someone will tell it like it is. As for the story I don't watch many sports but if Glazer makes good points I'm willing to listen. He seems to know his stuff. I wonder how he is on football bets. Big game coming up. What do you think, Glaze?

KC Stephanie said...

We need more people like Glazer speaking truth on the internet. Too many fake haters. I think Glazer looks great with his shirt off. I know I'd do him.

Paul in OP said...

I for one agree with Craig. I think he really knows sports and I dont but I'm willing to listen because I'm not a hater. I hope he tells me whose going to win the Super Bowl because Id like to place a bet. I dont think he'd stear me wrong.

Anonymous said...

Who are all these fake name posters that I've never heard of? KC Stephanie? Matt in KC? Darren? Hey Glazer, you gotta be less obvious. Give Chris Moreno a call, and get some tips from him on planting comments, you troll.

Stan in Shawnee said...

You the man Craig. Dont listen to the haters. I love reading your work. All of us at work talk about how awesome the writing is. Its easy to understand and on the money. @#$% the haters is what we say.

Downtown Liz said...

I love waking up to find Craig at breakfast. its a treat to see his muscaular body. looking good Glaze. maybe someday I can get with you. Sext ass dude right there.

Anonymous said...

sorry folks.
Glazer did not write this
piece.
If you've read anything he's
written before this is
totally written by someone else.
Might be his thoughts but
Glazer doesn't write like this.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Glazer and his lap dog Tony stayed up most of the night posting fake comments.

Of course being a world class sinner that's to be expected.

Give Me a Break said...

anon @ 7:59:

Bingo. Seriously, go read his final two unedited pieces on KCC and TELL me he wrote this. Absolutely no way.

Anonymous said...

First thank you for all the feedback. Second, 'hey you can't please everyone' Third, yes I will do a Super Bowl story this week and give you my pick and why. I had a plus 50 win and under 30 loss with the points on the other site. Very good. nearly 2 to 1 ratio. As for comments, I don't think Tony nor I had to add any, there are plenty already. Some good, some not so good. Happens...People who tend to read your story and like it generally don't comment much, wish they did, they don't. Mostly the unhappy people slam the writers. That's if they care at all. That's maybe a good thing. At least they care. Enjoy. Again thank you all for having me on this fun site...talk soon.

CG said...

PS, above was me, Craig, sorry I didn't get the CG in fast enough...but its me.

Anonymous said...

Do the roids keep the hairpiece stable? Act like glue so it doesn't fall off?

Craig in Mission said...

Glaze dont listen to the haters. I love your writing. Its excellent, on point. Your great at picking games. Nobody better. Cant wait to see your analylis.

Anonymous said...

Hey dipshit nobody asked us first if your roided out ass come come here and write

Anonymous said...

Glazer stop the phoney posting gee what an idiot like us that have seen his crap before don't see the trend starting here with your comments. Craig was posting fake comments and forgot to log back in for his so called great thank you post at 8:30. Busted again ya loser.

CG said...

Above is an example of an unhappy person reaching for anything to attack the Glaze, WTF are you talking about. Yeah me and Tony want to write hateful comments over and over and over... great idea. Know what we will leave that to you. Guess what I think YOU are a person who writes comments over and over... only a couple people do that, like you. But hey you add to the count, have at it. As the photo shows, and it was at 6 am over about six months ago, me just have yanked my t shirt off, not posing, looking pretty good. Trust me had I tried would have been much better. Still looking pretty decent. Go that Burt Reynolds, 007 chest, nice...I had often thought of shaving it off, but too many girls liked it so I kept it...

Anonymous said...

Amazing. You can totally tell the phony comments from the legit ones. Pretty weak, even for TKC.

Superdave said...

Has any studies been done to see if roids causes split personalities which in turn causes that person to posting in an attempt make one’s self look better?

Anonymous said...

Please TKC! Don't run a photo of Glazer, with every post he has.

Anonymous said...

TL;DR

Gross pic.

Dean Boese said...

Nice post! I disagree with almost every point he made, but boy he sure knows how to rile up the natives. What's next?

Oh, and to the moron above who is trying to sell the idea that marijuana is a gateway drug, just shut up. That idea is stupid and only rigid farts with rocks for their thinking apparatus believe it.

TKC Has Been Glazed Like A Hookers Skanktrap said...

Tony - WTF? Get this GLAZER ASSHOLE OFF YOUR BLOG before you end up as a mouth-whore in Leavenworth with him.

Glazer - Please move to Iran. Thank you.

Byron - Go "nap" with your old man.

Anonymous said...

Craig Glazer is Chris Moreno's doppleganger. Brothers from different mothers.

Byron your TKC slut said...

I'd like to suck his hairy nipples while I massage his balls. Yum, yum!!!!

xalti said...

Great post Craig. Keep up the AWESOME work. Don't let the haters get you down. You obviously have much more talent than they do.

Anonymous said...

Kraig Glaser from Wyandotte said...
Craig Glazer is awesome, and built. Keep up the great work, Craig.

Anonymous said...

Kris Maureeno from Kansas City said...
Craig Glazer has done more for KC and Missouri than any other civic citizen since Chris Moreno. Great work, Craig.

Anonymous said...

Glaze Craiger from Olathe said...
I think that Craig Glazer is the most informative, innovative commentator since Donald Trump. Keep up the good work, Craig.

Anonymous said...

Kreig Glazersmom said...
Craig Glazer roided up and beat down Chuck Norris. Craig's just dreamy.

Anonymous said...

My grandfather looks better than
glazer.
He's got less flab and more
tight muscle than glazer
If this guy thinks he's in
good shape than I'm the
king of iran.
I'm like saying to glazer
"why would you put a pic
like this up?"
You need to get some laser
hair removal done. Any girl who
finds this attractive must
be walking on all fours!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I don't think that fat fucker is taking them right. He's probably rubbing Rogaine on his body, thinking that is how you do roids.

Anonymous said...

If he's fat I'm an Ape. Guy's in great shape for any age. Sorry just true.

Jordan Carver said...

Damn he is nasty looking.

Anonymous said...

Nasty as in hot n nasty. I'm up for it. Craig I am coming to your club just to meet you. Hear you on 98.9. Had no idea you looked so fuckin sexy baby. I am 29, blonde, built and willing. Lets talk.

Anonymous said...

8:02 your about 11 years to old and I doubt look like a hooker so CG won't be interested in you.

Plus you write better than CG and he will hate that.

Knows Poo When They See It said...

Well Craig once again a lot of comments, but most once again negative towards you. Stay friends with or keep paying whoever you got to do this story for you or the negative comments will be more. Oh you tried with your multiple posts under fake names to pump yourself up but as in all you do in the end it's all a major fail. Your less than a dozen so called friends didn’t help you out either with their fake oh how we love the Glaze bullshit. So take a couple of 40’s oh and I mean one as in drink and the other as in age of streetwalker you find and head to your plain jane apartment with the shitty tiny TV and let her have her way with your tiny dick. Be sure and call Eastwood tomorrow and whine to him about not making your movie sure he wants to hear from your whinny ass. (FYI I have heard otherwise it not happening so spare us the crap)

CG said...

Sure thing Smartman, I'll let Clint know, and yeah with all I have done I live like you in a studio apartment with a tiny TV in the basement of mom's downtown apartment building..boo hoo.

Anonymous said...

BIG FIGHT 2NITE
Glazer versus Smartman
Across street from Beaumont.
5pm
Glazer puts his toupe on the
line while smartman
puts his big fat mouth out
there.
Should be fun.
My money says Glazer by
KO after smartman takes one
punch.
Smartman's big mouth gets
smashed by Glazer and smartman
has to get his jaw wired for
a month.
Actually, smartman is a loser.
Won't show.

CG said...

You called it bro, ps my hair doesn't come off friend...but smartpunk no showed story on KCC..I even took a photo with todays paper in front of the club at 5, me and nobody. He is a coward. Shocker!

Knows Poo When They See It said...

You're a loser and a fucking liar Glazer. You can't prove shit you made this all up enjoy your lawsuit loser.

CG said...

Ah another smartpunk. The only liar is you!! What lawsuit are talking about basement dweller? Hey you named yourself...full of poo...so I guess that fits...another fake name toughie, another punk who is a coward. Those who have any balls or want to be taken for real use their own name.

Anonymous said...

good stuff (except maybe the pic.. but,hey, I'm a guy).. anyway - Craig- what do you think of this "deer antler" supplement?- I never heard of it til yesterday - legal - for us non-NFl types.thx.