Sunday, January 27, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY WEEKEND CRIME ROUNDUP!!!



Candice kicks off this important compilation of crime news from the weekend . . .

- Early this morning and because, like it or not, KCPD is doing an EXCELLENT job distributing vital information to the public . . . TKC BROKE NEWS of a Downtown Shooting . . . Here's more detail from one of our favorite mainstream media sources: KCPD: Car Prowlers Leads to Police Shooting

- Meanwhile, AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS WARN OF MORE PLAZA TROUBLE THANKS TO THE NICE WEATHER . . . SATURDAY NIGHT WAS BALMY AND BROUGHT OUT UNRULY TEENS TO THE PLAZA CREATING AN UNREPORTED HOT MESS THAT APPARENTLY REQUIRED A GREAT DEAL OF RESOURCES FROM THE KCPD IN ORDER TO CONTROL!!!

More teen trouble on the Plaza could be a sign that curfews and rules and regs need a bit of fine tuning to adjust for Global Climate Change.

- Finally . . . In the aftermath of the SECOND CROSSROADS COFFEEHOUSE ROBBERY THIS WEEK, we talked to a couple of the workers today and they RECOGNIZE THE REPEAT GUN-TOTING CROOK WHO HAS BEEN RIPPING THEM OFF . . . Clearly, It's a dangerous situation that hopefully will be resolved soon but still offers more evidence of untold danger in Kansas City's Crossroads.

And all of this should remind locals to try and be safe this upcoming week as hopefully we'll have more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, local content, more than a few dumb jokes, debate, discussion, discourse, hateration and all kinds of good stuff . . . STAY TUNED!!!

19 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Weekend is not over yet, Tony.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if the politics would try the New York approach to crime we wouldn't have so much crime in KC.

Anonymous said...

Let's just deputize all the niggers

Anonymous said...

Shame on mayor and council for not doing more.

Anonymous said...

What have you done to help?

Anonymous said...

The only thing yhose kifs undrrstsnd is getting there asses beat.

Monkey asdkicking

Anonymous said...

Speaking of crimes and assaults.....Candice has left me with severe "swelling" below the waist!
I tried to file an order of protection with the court, but they said she couldn't be compelled to be my bodyguard!

Anonymous said...

To fuck your momma.

chuck said...

African American parenting on display once again.

Anonymous said...

In the good ol days the coffee house robber would me found floating in the river Monday morning.

Anonymous said...

I was just think it might be time to start frequenting the cross roads area coffee shops. Putting one in a bag might just send a message.

Anonymous said...

Plaza should be 21 and older only after 8 o'clock. Underage workers carry a Plaza ID.
Those kids cost more than they spend.
Too bad for Cinemark.

chuck said...

The PLAZA in the Netherlands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKhHHpWgh60&feature=player_embedded#!

It is the same everywhere for this shit.

The Netherlands for chrissakes.

Anonymous said...

Restated prediction. NIGGERS will ultimately prove to be the demise of the Plaza. They've done it too many times before and in too many places. Just continue to watch the NIGGER filth spread..

Anonymous said...

Chuck has perfected his hate.
He's a hate machine.
He's disgusting.
He is not a christian.
He's a terrible human being.

Anonymous said...

I had thought the curfew was year round...so told my daughter (her group is 16) that if they were going to a movie, they needed to be out and off the plaza before 9PM. Reading this, I am glad I told them this...as usual a group of thugish kids are ruining the plaza for the adults.

Anonymous said...

Chuckie,


Thanks for that link! I would have never quessed the nigs were that bad over there too! What an amazing race of nitwits these yahoos iz. Amazing!

Anonymous said...

Someone please close down KC as a public nuisance

Anonymous said...

U fuccn dummies dont kno shit about being blacc.