Saturday, January 05, 2013


Just like most of us expected, as leader of an increasingly irrelevant and exceptionally controversial group, Crystal Williams seems to be alienating even more people in the world of Kansas City politics.

Accordingly . . .


It gets worse . . .


Time and again, Kansas City political denizens lament "The Incredible Shrinking Torch Dinner."

And with the following statement . . . It seems the Crystal Williams will continue to support a radical and divisive agenda in Kansas City politics.

Check the message from Crystal Williams:

"Last night the newly elected board of the Greater Kansas City Women's Political Caucus gathered and shared their thoughts about our organization's next steps. Be assured, this is a kick-ass group of people, and we are focusing like a laser on getting women elected to political office. I cordially invite folks to become a member of the organization, you can do so with the link provided below. We are a pro-choice, activist group dedicated to getting women elected or appointed to all levels of public service, as well as furthering issues important to women and their families. And yes, we have male members. Quite a few, actually. All are welcome, assuming that your involvement is an endorsement of the Caucus' work.

"We have great meetings with wonderful people, and during the upcoming state legislative sessions our meeting topics will be focusing on legislative issues affecting us all. Our next membership meeting is January 24, 7 p.m. at the Unitarian Church in Kansas City, Missouri.

"Have a great day, and thank you to the fantastic women who have agreed to serve on this board! We're going to have some fun!"

From The Greater Kansas City Women's Political Caucus website:

Congratulations to Our New Board of Directors

We've highlighted and added some more description to the elected office holders.

President - Crystal Williams Jackson County Legislator
Kansas Vice President - Amber Versola
Missouri Vice President - Lisa Honn Bindley
Treasurer - Tracey Chappell
Secretary - Shonda Garrison
MO Political Chair - Heather McQueen
Kansas Political Chair - Becky Fast
MO Candidate Recruitment & Training Chair - open
KS Candidate Recruitment & Training Chair - Kelly Jackson
MO Legislative Chair - Judy Morgan MO House Rep.
KS Legislative Chair - Sarah Gillooly
Membership Chair - Candace Koba
Fundraising Co-Chair - Theresa Garza Ruiz - Jackson County Legislator
Fundraising Co-Chair - Courtney Cole
Outreach Chair - Laura Alvarez
Midtown PAG - Catriese Johnson
South KC PAG - Michelle Newby
Northland PAG - Carol Suter
Eastern Jackson/Cass County PAG - Patty Johnson
Johnson County, KS PAG - Liz Dickinson
Wyandotte County, KS PAG - Ruth Redenbaugh
Program Chair - Winifred Jamieson
Young Friends Mo Co - Chair Marti Trummer
Young Friends KS Co - Chair Amy Bell

Developing . . .


Anonymous said...

They sound like fun.

Anonymous said...

I do not think they have a paid member who is not also on the board. What a "kick-ass" organization.

Anonymous said...

It appears that they need to recruit another member (he he) before they can name a MO Candidate Recruitment & Training Chair.

Anonymous said...

WHAT?!?! Todd Akins isn't on the Board?

Anonymous said...

Akin may not attend the meetings but neither does anyone else, and Crystal is looking more and more like Andy Reid.

Anonymous said...

Lezbo's. Just call it what it is , chicks that want dicks.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if any guy has ever given Crystal a REAL pearl necklace?

Morality Tale said...

The Son: Mommy why do they call you a slut on the internet?

Crystal: Because they are mean and they hate women. Mommy was never a slut. Mommy was a whore. Mommy always got paid for the fucking and sucking she did in Jeff City and several roadside rest stops.

The Son: Mommy I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Anonymous said...

Tony what's your deal? A women's political caucus that supports electing women and women's issues isn't "BREAKING" or "Developing", it's fucking working as intended. Ass.

844 is Wrong said...

No it is not. It does not work for women's rights when it focuses on women rather than building coalitions. You cannot say, we will not consider men, and still expect to foster civil rights.

Since the group has taken that tact, membership, financial support and political influence has melted away.

It is not working as intended.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

I wonder how Crystal expenses all that crabacide back to her clients?

Anonymous said...

The old Caucus could have won that race for Crystal against Jason Holsman, but the new group does not have the reach.

Anonymous said...

"it does not work for women's rights when it focuses on women".
Congratulations, the most batshit nonsense sentence on the internet.
"it focuses on women rather than building coalitions. You cannot say, we will not consider men, and still expect to foster civil rights."
Translation: these sluts should be getting permission from their dads or husbands to talk about anything other than the cooking and/or cleaning, right? Idiot.

Black Barbie said...

This is all bullshit as you can see. That bitch didn't come ask me to be on her broke ass board of directors speaking out for the hood on the east side. She best hope she never catches on fire in the hood becaue I sure won't piss on her to put her out. Going to have fun my ass that bitch couldn't drink a 40 in a week let alone in one hour. This is just her private carpet munching club and the meetings be nothin but a slurp fest

Anonymous said...

Like a pack of pigmies, is a running array of runts, this group is a cunning array of cunts.

Lou by-god Paloma said...

I'll bet She has one hell of a cooder mullet on her !

Anonymous said...

Let's make a list of Jackson County gun owners and women who had abortions.

Femi-Nutz Femi-Nazis Are Hilarious said...

The Twit Brigade from Tuna Town.

Sorry, I'm not at all impressed.

Bruce Springsteen Laughs At The Bitches From KC Tuna Town said...

Lights out tonight, trouble in the heartland.
Got a head-on collision, smashin in my guts man.
Im caught in a crossfire that I don't understand.
But there's one thing I know for sure girl:
I don't give a damn for the same old played out scenes
I don't give a damn for just the in-betweens.
Honey I want the heart, I want the soul, I want control right now.
You better listen to me baby:
Talk about a dream; try to make it real.
You wake up in the night with a fear so real.
You spend your life waiting for a moment that just don't come.
Well don't waste your time waiting

Badlands you gotta live it every day
Let the broken hearts stand
As the price youve gotta pay
Well keep pushin till it's understood
And these badlands start treating us good

Workin in the field till you get your back burned
Workin `neath the wheels till you get your facts learned.
Baby I got my facts learned real good right now.
You better get it straight darling:
Poor men wanna be rich, rich men wanna be kings,
And a king aint satisfied till he rules everything.
I wanna go out tonight, I wanna find out what I got.
Now I believe in the love that you gave me.
I believe in the faith that could save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray that some day it
Will raise me above these


For the ones who had a notion, a notion deep inside
That it aint no sin to be glad you're alive.
I wanna find one face that aint looking through me
I wanna find one place, I wanna spit in the face of these


Smells Like The Dumpster Behind Red Lobster! said...

Crystal Williams singing Badlands to Theresa Garza Ruiz just before chowing on the steaming taco.


Anonymous said...

I got a slogan for them: NO FETUS CAN BEAT US!

Put On A Fucking Mask, PLEASE said...

Now there's a face only a proctologist could love.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she's shampooing in the bidet again...

Anonymous said...

Tony please don't show this bitch again unless she is showing off her tits in swimsuit.

Anonymous said...

1/5/13 9:48 AM I think the statement you tore apart had more to do with recognizing that it is politically stupid to write off a little less than half the population when you need votes to win.

You are the idiot.

Anonymous said...

They are the fecal witches that will launch the movement to repeal the 19th amendment.

Anonymous said...

Courtney Cole? What a self-promoter and narcissist. If she is an indicator of what this group stands for, then they might as well just stay barefoot and pregnant.

Anonymous said...

They are more like the Streptocaucus or the Gonocaucus

Anonymous said...

Crystal fell out of the top of an Ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you shit talkers talk your shit publicly? You all are bigger pussies than all the pussy on the GKWPC Board combined...

Anonymous said...

No, I'd say Crystal and a few others probably have much bigger pussies.

Anonymous said...

I say the box on that Chrystal bitch, is big enough to turn an eighteen wheeler around in...