Tuesday, January 29, 2013

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! COULD GOV. JAY SEIZE THE DAY AND APPOINT THE FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAN LT. GOV. IN MISSOURI'S HISTORY?!?!



Check an interesting bit of gossip that's working it's way through Missouri and might impact Kansas City Proper.

To wit . . .

THERE IS A CHANCE THAT GOV. JAY MIGHT TAKE A BOLD STEP AND APPOINT MISSOURI'S FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAN GOV. LITE!!!

Admittedly, this is a long shot but throwing this out there will make Gov. Jay look bad for just giving the job to one of his buddies and I'm down with that . . .

Anyhoo, the chatter suggests that they might beg Alan Wheat to take a break from consulting and enjoy the temp job that could be historic in the Show-Me state . . . If this does come to pass, it'll probably be somebody from STL but you read it here FIRST on TKC. 

So . . . The GOP and Gov. Jay will bicker about the process for a bit but insiders acknowledge that a way to settle this debate could be with a GROUNDBREAKING effort to improve diversity among elected officials in Missouri, strengthen Gov. Jay's credentials within the Democratic Party and maybe make Jeff City representation look more like the people of this State.

DEVELOPING . . .

30 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Never.

Going.

To.

Happen.

My.

Friend.

Anonymous said...

Whens Glazer's how to increase your dick size article being posted here at Tony's Scumbag City?

Anonymous said...

A company or individual can build a solid reputation for years only to see it evaporate in a few hours.

Isn't that the truth

Anonymous said...

The Steve Bough appointment worked out so well -- why not go big?

Cathy said...

I want to take my name out of contention for Lt. Governor because I am very busy working MORE THAN 20 hours a week doing God knows what at the Courthouse. I broke a nail yesterday trying to be the best future county executive that Mike Sanders ever had.

I mean if anyone asks.

Anonymous said...

Obama to announce immigration reform plan in Vegas~~!!!!!!!!

Ma Fullow Murcians,

Where will the Jobs come from for all these newly minted Americans? Who pays for their Obamacare and all the rest they will most assuredly need. How can anyone with a brain expect these segment to "hit the ground" running and be able to make it here, when almost half the "native" born can't, and don't pay any federal income taxes?

Welp, we got us a new plan called cheap labor constructionism . . .

Anonymous said...

Here's a novel idea.....how about if the President focus on the ECONOMY instead of pandering to Illegal Immigrants?

GOD said...

It has to be said, because Jay Nixon wants to make history by naming a minority to be his "political bitch," or Lt. Governor. May I give you two little names to bring to mind the greatest political mind that Missouri has ever produced. He is tanned, rested and ready:

Chris Moreno
Our Next Lt. Governor and Jay Nixon's BFF

Anonymous said...

There's no African Americans. You can't be born in two places at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Sure, let's have a NIGGER Lt. Gov....That President thing sure has worked out well. Oh, how about that Mayor, Police Chief, etc??? They're all working out equally well.

Anonymous said...

Who cares who he picks long as they can do the job and not be a token show off.

Anonymous said...

Jay needs to take some roids. So his balls don't shrivel up and drop off.

Anonymous said...

I nominate Jason Kander - the one and only true King of Kansas City!

Anonymous said...

I need to git me one of them 45,000 a year part time jobs advising these politicians. I could work one hour a week> Just put in a black person Jay to make it look like you give a shit . . .

Anonymous said...

Oh and don't forget a mexican. Can't be to white.

Anonymous said...

Jay needs to get some Glazer's "HerbalRoids".

Anonymous said...

Why is it ok to judge someone by the color of their skin?

Anonymous said...

Its NOT okay to judge people based on skin color.

Except-
College admission
Medical school admission
Law school admission
Political appointments
Municipal jobs
State jobs
University employment

Anonymous said...

We need more of us Scandinavian Americans in MO office. Or German Americans, or French Americans, British Americans, Swiss Americans, Norwegian Americans, Dutch Americans.

Anonymous said...

What about African Mexicans, American Mexicans? White American studies?

Anonymous said...

All of the whitey rednecks in Jeff. City would like black Lt. Gov. They need someone to park their cars on the days that they are in session.

d. duke said...

Jeez! All these racial slurs... Is it REALLY nesessary?

The Marlborough Man said...

You know something? I don't give a shit what color a politician is, or a person, or a fucking dog. All I care about is: Is the fucking thing any good or not. Can the dog sit, stay, roll over, bark when someone is on the property? If yes, then fuck what color. Is the politician innovative, involved in policy that matters to the people, not on the "under the table" take, and willing to put in the hours required of the office? Then who cares what color they are? Go blow the "race" (there is no such thing as race, it's a social construct) horn up somebody elses ass. What the hell did that one guy who did a lot for a lot of people when it comes to civil rights say, and I think he was quoting Jesus or something, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (a real man by the way, even with a mistress, or maybe that made him even more real) say, judge a man not "by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." Maybe people think that's a cliche, but it is a resounding truth that people should live by in their day to day lives.

Anonymous said...

Of course not. They are never necessary, but they ARE funny when you are not the one that is being slurred.

Anonymous said...

That "content of character" quote is lame. NIGGERS have NO character, none whatsoever.

Anonymous said...

Hey 3:34 PM

Neither does your mother since she gave birth to (instead of aborted) your ratched a**!

Anonymous said...

Hey 4:29, fuck thee!! 'Thought you might need a little church talk, you insipid dick brain.

Anonymous said...

Praise be to God that we might finally have our first african-american LT. Gov. in Missouri! Now all we need is our first woman LT. Gov. BTW, what does Jay Nixon consider himself? German-American, English-American, Italian-American?

Anonymous said...

White trash Kansas City speaks again.

Anonymous said...

6:27, no need to be a racist.