Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Celebrating Horrible Kansas City Cyclists

Central Standard gives in to Kansas City cyclist hype despite the fact that MILLIONS in local resources for this special interest go unused most of the time. Also, so many of these folks aggressively take on bikers because of a false sense of entitlement that often puts them in danger.

19 Comments:

m. gandhi said...

fuckin GREAT! Thats all we fukin need is to gove those CRITICAL MASS pricks more incentive to clog the streets on Fridays! You wanna impress me? WALK!

The Marlborough Man said...

I love cyclists. I used to be an avid cyclist till I moved back (I regret it) to KC. It is too dangerous for me to even take the 3.5 mile ride to work without worry of becoming some drivers (hit and run and uninsured with my luck) hood ornament. Good luck to all the cyclists. Cycling equals no emissions equals cleaner air to breath, lower taxes for street repair, and healthier citizens.

m.gandhi said...

FUCK YOU!

Anonymous said...

m. ghandhi hated black people.

"I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in anyway the social and political equality of the white and black races – that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position the negro should be denied everything."

The Marlborough Man said...

@ The person ID m.ghandi
-Can you ride a bike?
-If you are a nice lady, maybe we can arrange for you to fuck me.
-In the mean time, I hope that your rage simmers, then the gas shuts off, then you are nice and hot but cooling, then you are just warm, lukewarm, cool, and then you stay there my friend, cool as M. Ghandhi.

TommyTrike said...

I ride my BIG Wheel to work when the weather's nice.....yeah, that's me cruising down the trolley trail on my lowrider.

doesnt own a car by choice. walks said...

You admit that u dont ride ur bike anymore, and, unless u didnt mention it, you dont WALK, so I assume ur driving a CAR! Yet ur on a high horse about cycling. Start preaching when ur PRACTICING!

The Marlborough Man said...

@ 2:39 PM I drive a little old scooter. Beep beep. I can keep up with car traffic that way and save a lot on gas. Anyhow, I just admire the dedicated cyclists. If I had a high horse, I'd ride it to work, it'd beat riding the bus on an icy or snowy day.

Anonymous said...

Kanye West hates bikers

Anonymous said...

George Bush hates Kanye West.

The Marlborough Man said...

Kanye West thinks George Bush is hot! Ride em' cowboy!

Anonymous said...

M. Gandhi hates black people.

M. Gandhi is George Bush

Anonymous said...

In a very real sense, we r all George Bush

the planets NOT dying. WE are! said...

That scooter, pound 4 pound, probably produces more emissions than one of those cars ur struggling to keep up with! And guess what? Ur no SAFER on that beep beep than f u were cycling!

The Marlborough Man said...

@2:58 you may be right about the emissions, but maybe not, it isn't a two stroke gas oil mix, it actually has a catalytic converter and is fuel injected. On in town roads I am able to outrun car traffic. You are right that if I were hit I would be just as smooshed as if I were on a cycle but I feel (mind you this is my opinion) that being able to outrun the cars is better than being run down by them. Cycling myself would be the ideal option for me, and perhaps I'll change. If you like biking on trails maybe we can be cycle friends!

Angelo dundee said...

STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN!

Anonymous said...

Hey moron, it's Mahatma Gandhi, instead of "m". Also, he didn't necessarily hate niggers, he just knew what they were (and are today). That would be stupid, violent animals.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Gandhi didn't hate niggers, cause he wasn't around many of them. By the way, that's why they stink...So that blind people can hate them (niggers) too..

w. churchill said...

Hey, BIGGER MORON, the M stands for MOHANDAS, his given name! Mahatma is a spiritual title which means GREAT SOUL.