Friday, November 09, 2012

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! AWESOME TIPSTERS REVEAL THE FATE OF FORMER KANSAS CITY NEWSIE MICHAEL SCOTT!!!



We would have missed this one if it wasn't for the KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS who tell us:

"Remember this guy- Michael Scott from KCTV 5 who was the darling of the station back in the day and suddenly disappeared?

Well look at this story! Eeeek!"

Check it . . .

Former TV anchor Michael Scott arrested in domestic violence case

"Former Omaha television anchor and congressional candidate Michael Scott was arrested Thursday on suspicion of a misdemeanor domestic violence charge.

"His estranged girlfriend - a 38-year-old Omaha woman originally from Los Angeles - alleged that Scott choked her, hit her in the eye, ripped off two of her fake fingernails and told her "tonight was the night I was going to die like O.J. & Nicole."

We're calling it breaking news because we haven't seen it yet in other local media . . . Interesting note: The story also reveals he was selling shoes at Younkers at Westroads Mall . . . Star newsies might want to check the career path after news is done . . . Personally, I'm working on other more lucrative Internet ventures (non-porn) . . . Sadly, somebody already beat me to this rainmaker . . .

WHITE PEOPLE MOURNING ROMNEY

Dang.

23 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Whack Job

Anonymous said...

Dude was bad news with the ladies. Always liked em younger, blonder and whiter.....just like most of the homeboys that don't do the junk in the trunk thing. Was always prowling the bars looking or his next piece of white meat.

Anonymous said...

Very typical NIGGER. Violence, laziness, stealing, rape. You name, you got...NIGGER.

Anonymous said...

I could always tell that guy was a piece of crap.
Just an innate sense I get sometimes.

Anonymous said...

Hey look everyone, it's the weird racist guy that's obsessed with sucking black dick. Welcome back, racist guy!

Anonymous said...

8:22 always there looking to get his dick sucked! Welcum faggot!!!

Anonymous said...

Look for "Hilarious - Newsman attacked by Lizard!" on YouTube if you want to see him in action.

Anonymous said...

Can Minorities mourn for Romney?

Anonymous said...

When G. Bush the 3rd runs what are the fat Mexican bloggers gonna find to whine about?

Anonymous said...

8:59 Once again, you are obsessed with gay sex. My guess is that you were raised by ignorant bigots that abused you, and that's how you became an ignorant hateful bigot yourself. But you are obviously also homosexual, and can't bring yourself to come out of the closet, and admit your secret. So you self-loathe, and obsess over gay sex, especially bi-racial gay sex. My guess is you watch lots of gay porn. So did I nail it?

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

I cannot wait for the obamacare taxes to kick in and the Bush tax cuts to expire. Any Democrat with a job will be singing the blues. Dumb shits.

Anonymous said...

Democrats don't want tax cuts to expire, except on income above a certain threshold to be negotiated. Probably somewhere between 250K and 1 million. So even rich folks will not see taxes raised on their first chunk of income, and will return to 1990's tax rates on income above that. Seems reasonable when you consider the actual facts. But you don't like facts, so keep being angry at your delusions.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and kind of lousy timing on your part, considering that the non-partisan CBO just released a report stating that doing just that will not be harmful to the economy. But again, that is factual information, so your brain will not be capable of processing it.

Anonymous said...

But wait...O.J. didn't die!

Anonymous said...

It appears that know it all moralfags are trying to find a home on TKC right 12:23? we can tell you are an upstanding citizen of KC!

Anonymous said...

Not sure what a moralfag is, but I'm actually married with children. I support the LGBT community, mind you, but personally prefer being hetero. I'm just trying to help you live your life honestly and happily. Come on out of the closet and be proud of your sexual orientation, and maybe get a black boyfriend so you can get over your racist ignorance at the same time. Then you won't feel the need to go from post to post yelling N****r and talking about people sucking dick so much.

Bishop Finn said...

Hmmmmm this guy sounds like a priest. He's probably a pedophile.

Anonymous said...

Mike Scott woman beatin' cum garglin' faggot, bet his daddy fucked him once 2many times.

Anonymous said...

Closet homo's back. Hey closet homo, how are you and your obsession with gay sex doing these days?

Anonymous said...

Go back in your closet & pull that rubber outta your shit pussy, qwar !!!

Anonymous said...

3:26 pm...Please git yosef sum prefessional help.

Anonymous said...

8:44
Come on out of the closet and be proud of your sexual orientation, and maybe get a black boyfriend so you can get over your racist ignorance at the same time. Then you won't feel the need to go from post to post yelling N****r and talking about people sucking dick so much.