Friday, September 28, 2012

THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Jordan Carver hotness is stronger than any other force on the planet . . . However these Kansas City power players made a good showing this week in this TKC Power Ranking List dedicated to local broads ladies . . .



1. MO State Sen. Jolie Justus - She has been crowned the next Queen of the 4th District.

2. Mayor Pro Tem Cindy Circo - I'm sorry, which district does she represent? The Answer: ALL OF THEM!!!

3. State Sen. Kiki Curls - I heard she lives at home too . . . A fellow basement dweller?!?!

4. Roland Park Mayor Adrienne Foster - The busty hotness of this Latina mistakenly blames me for nasty commenters.

5. Jackson County Legislator Crystal Williams - She's busy attempting to make new friends because she has alienated all of the old ones.




Christa Dubill - She earns this win because she's on FB right now answering movie trivia from fans. NICE!!!

Darla Jaye - The Last Remaining Authentic Voice Of The Right On Kansas City Radio!!!

DeAnn Smith - She's off writing historical fiction and pretending not to read TKC.

Tess K. - The real deal lady newsie who provides an excellent lesson in storytelling and journalism with every report she files.

Shorty of Shorty And The Boyz - Ground breaking Internet lady taking her Kansas City swagger to the rest of the world.



KANSAS CITY EUPHEMISMS FOR 'STRIPPER' JOB TITLE

Public Relations Professional - "Drinks with clients" can mean a lot of things. Don't wait up.

Political Campaign Assistant - Often in charge of debriefing in a context that's more or less than professional.

Cosmetic Sales Associate - Grocery money for the mistresses of rich dudes.

Girlfriend of a Kansas City Chiefs Player - No dad, you're never going to meet him.

Advertising Intern - A life lesson about what really sells clients makes that Comm. Studies degree seem even more worthless.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

You missed a spot.

Anonymous said...

I prefer Transactional Relationship Specialist

Anonymous said...

HA!

Jolie Rollie said...

She might be crowned but thats it the do nothing

Anonymous said...

Is Darla Jaye still around? Hadn't heard of her for months and even then only on this blog.
How much longer do you figure she has?

Superdave said...

Shhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone Darla now lives in basment with Tony

Anonymous said...

Who really killed the Greater Kansas City Women's Political Caucus because it is sure as hell dead as of last night?

TheRapist said...

I'll tell you this, I'd love to slap some of these tits around with some legitimate consent.

Anonymous said...

When you go to the ER with an erection lasting longer than 4 hours they show you a picture of Darla.

Anonymous said...

Jan bequeathing her council seat to Jolie does not make it a done deal. A great many people are highly unimpressed of Mizz Jolie's work, or lack thereof. She is certainly far from a shoo in, just because sexist Jan wants her at City Hall.

Anonymous said...

I see on her bio that Mayor Foster is "Former Missouri and Kansas Notary Public."

Certainly we need notaries, but is it a resume item to be a *former* notary?

Anonymous said...

lol@ 11:39 PM.

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck Dubill in her ass! Then cum all over her face!

Anonymous said...

11:39, that was damned funny! I heard that when the Republicans lose, KMBZ's going to go 'All recipes, all the time'.

Anonymous said...

In KCMO,ANYTHING is a resume booster.
Just think, someone can be on the Police Board for four years and oversee the public safety component of a city that's had over 400 homicides during that period.
Really shows some management and supervisory expertise!

Tuluride said...

Kiki is going to move out...one day. Maybe in 4 years when Cleaver steps aside. Gives her time to pull on her large big girl pants, get a job, complete her education and MAYBE do some damn thing in Jeff City.

and knock the Freedom shit from her shoes.