THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Jennifer Nicole Lee inspires this collection of Kansas City links tonight . . .

POLITICOS



1. Mayor Pro Tem Cindy Circo - Credit where it's due . . . Our Mayor Pro Tem was pushing Kansas City's play for Google Fiber during the past administration and when she was still doing nails.

2. Mayor Sly James - Yet another opportunity for the Mayor to smile on a national stage.

3. MO House Rep. Jason Kander - Quietly, Kansas City's political son is becoming a major force in Missouri politics.

4. Jackson County House Rep. Crystal Williams - The so-called "reformer" is is now slinging political mud at a former school teacher and fellow Democrat. Her desperation is a powerfully stinky perfume.

5. KCK Mayor Joe Reardon - Some of his fiberhoods will be for free . . . His win isn't as popular but a bit more substantial and that makes it rather strong.

NEWSIES



Eric Chaloux - His sweeps week win was rather impressive and he consistently reports some of the most important stories in the metro.

Eric Wesson - Doing important work at one of the community newspaper or record.

The Northeast News - Another valuable resource for Kansas City's most diverse neighborhood.

Bryan Busby - Our most beloved Kansas City weather dude brought the only news that most people closely follow.

Mary Sanchez - For keeping us entertained with her views on gun control.


GOOGLE FIBER WINNERS



Google - The move into the cable BUSINESS gives the search giant a lot of room to grow.

Hipsters - Skinny jeans can barely contain the enthusiasm of our most valued residents.

39th Street
- Close proximity to Google Fiber HQ and showroom should provide a big biz bump.

KC Tax Supporters - The spirit of progress seems to be in the air.

Tech newsies - Undoubtedly, these are exciting times in the so-called Silicone Prairie.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

Comments

  1. You forgot to mention all of the anonymous posters that kicked the shit out of the n-word douche bag.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Cindy looks like she needs to fart but afraid she will shit pants, she did that once you know.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Why does Crystal have two tics (eye twitch and low-volume grunts)? Any why has she sacrificed her son's future to the tune of $26,000? Great parent and role model. Too little, too late.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Stinky perfume. Ha ha.

    ReplyDelete
  5. 9:25 Hell yeah!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Williams drinks.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Who the hell is this Chaloux guy? I like the cut of his jib!

    ReplyDelete
  8. 9:25, Hahahaha!!! NOT really nigger lover.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Eric Wesson? Seriously you're including that illiterate idiot on the list? He's a worthless sack of shit.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Did Crystal Williams at least use a local printer like Service Printing and Graphics this time?

    ReplyDelete
  11. Keep believing that Google came here because of City Council. It has nothing to do with other big business interests; like aquiring a rather large local company.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anon 9:25 PM

    Racism is a delusional, fear based belief system. They are mentally ill & deserve our sympathy. Of course, they are cowards & only talk.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Then we have Byron who likes to protect the real racists

    ReplyDelete
  14. That's really stupid Dave. White racists are the "real racists". In fact, that's what I would expect a racist to say. Like I said, its a delusional belief system.

    ReplyDelete
  15. 7/28/12 12:01 AM

    She did not use Service Printing because the piece has a real union bug on it. Service Printing is scab.

    ReplyDelete
  16. "Did Crystal Williams at least use a local printer like Service Printing and Graphics this time?"

    Scab is putting it lightly. Scabs don't use face bugs like Service Printing does.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Greg Walters, son of the owner of Service Printing, should be kicked off the Democratic County Committee.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Greg Walters, son of the owner of Service Printing, should be kicked off the Democratic County Committee.

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

TKC COMMENT POLICY:

Be percipient, be nice. Don't be a spammer. BE WELL!!!

- The Management