TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! A FEW TKC TIPSTERS CLAIM THE KAUFFMAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER JUST MIGHT BE ATTRACTING MORE UFOS TO KANSAS CITY!!!
Okay, let's think about this logically for just a moment.
Fact: There have been increased UFO sightings around Kansas City for the past few years.
Fact: The Kauffman Center For The Performing Arts has been making increasing progress during its construction over the past few years.
Fact: The Kauffman PAC kind looks like a spaceship and has a somewhat "otherworldly" design.
To wit . . .
AN INCREASING NUMBER OF RATHER GULLY TKC TIPSTERS NOW CLAIM THAT THE KAUFFMAN CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS COULD BE TRANSMITTING SIGNALS THAT ARE ATTRACTING UFOS!!!
Think I'm playing around?
Do you DARE to doubt the veracity of the fact that these reports are circulating around the local Internets?
Take a look . . .
"TONY, PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. DON'T DOUBT ME. DO THE RESEARCH ON YOUR OWN. THE INCREASING NUMBER OF UFOS AROUND THE KANSAS CITY AREA HAS COINCIDED WITH THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE KAUFFMAN PAC. JUST LOOK AT THE NUMBERS AND YOU WILL SEE THAT WE MIGHT HAVE A UFO MAGNET IN DOWNTOWN KC!"
A promise of more research . . .
"My colleagues and I are prepared to release a substantial amount of data which suggests that there is a very real connection to UFO phenomenon and the construction of the Kauffman Center. We have long argued that UFOs cannot be understood solely or perhaps even at all, with the means of science but to ignore this information would be foolhardy. We are preparing to release this contents of our report to the media. We just wanted to inform you first."
The last quick note from a concerned Downtown lady . . .
"Kauffman is a signal transmitter. Don't you see it? It's built facing the opposite way from Downtown. Does that even make sense from an aesthetic standpoint? The steel and the frame is shaped to carry signals, we're literally inviting UFOS to downtown. That's why there is so much activity lately. This has long been understood by our group. I'm surprised that more people don't know it yet. The media wants to keep the connection secret but nothing could be more obvious. People who visit that place need to know, they are just as likely to see UFOS as they are to see a great performance. Warn them Tony, warn them."
So there you have it.
Built near Kansas City's Westside, there is UNDOUBTEDLY a concern that The Kauffman Center For The Performing Arts just might be attracting UFOs and aliens. Non-Mexican.
DEVELOPING . . .
F U Tony.
ReplyDeleteNon-mexican. Priceless.
ReplyDelete"gully"
ReplyDeleteall the time with the "gully"?
really?
do you not know any other words?
I moved back to Kansas City about a year ago.
ReplyDeleteUFO sightings are up in the past year.
Using the logic of this story, I am also attracting UFOs.
Neat.
Well, I kind of enjoy that my nickname has apparently become a word of its own.
ReplyDeleteSo we go from slander to regurgitating press releases to fantasy.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're still here reading Tony's every word.
ReplyDeleteSome of it was funny. I have no doubt that these e-mails were sent to TKC. Joined the group he's talking about last year on a lark. These are some strange people. After the third request for a threeway from a guy, I dropped out. Far too weird for me.
Have you talked to Mike Hendricks lately Tony?
ReplyDeleteFucking hilarious.
Is she currently residing at Truman Psych?
ReplyDeleteThis is typical conspiracy kook stuff. They always promise evidence and figures and fact and they can document everything but the very phenomenon they claim.
ReplyDeleteDon't get suckered Tony. These people are just looking for attention and while this new effort is somewhat unique it's just part of the same old trick the UFO enthusiasts and every other huckster relies: They make great claims without providing great evidence.
That's how to counter their talk of correlation.
To me, the Kauffman Center looks like two armadillos humping. The aliens might believe that the amorous mammals are the true leaders of this planet.
ReplyDeleteSo buildings can attract other forms of life? Makes perfect sense. Also , it explains all the douch bags in the PnL district. They must be drawn to the light.
ReplyDeleteThey kinda remind me of a giant croissant. Maybe the aliens see the rotund citizens of KC and think, "Huh. Well, that makes sense."
ReplyDeleteThe day of reckoning is soon at hand. You will see the lights in the sky. And then you will know. The show isn't going to go on. We are not alone.
ReplyDeleteThe KPAC looks like a seashell which makes no fucking sense in the middle of the Midwest.
ReplyDeletethat is some funny shit...thanks for the good laugh
ReplyDeleteTony this is stupid. It seems to speak to your unwillingness to address important issues because Louie Wright sued you.
ReplyDeleteIt is my understanding that Tony was tipped off by people in the LGBT Community about the local Democrats bending over and dropping their trousers for Louie Wright, but Tony did not report on it, which shows that he did defame Louis and now lives in fear.
ReplyDeleteTony's on to something. I think he knows more than he's telling. He's been able to watch the construction of the KPAC from his backyard and has witnessed something strange. It's like the movie "Invaders from Mars".
ReplyDeleteTell us TONY, what did you see?
Why doesn't Tony "report" on Mike Talboy's connection to Airick West's connection to the corrupt contracts?
ReplyDeleteThe amount of "hard news" on here has diminished of late...you can't fund a legal defense effort with UFO conspiracy content. I wonder what's next, an article on how to make stylish tinfoil hats?
ReplyDeleteSome of us want the real Tony back, not this stand in for the Wizard of Oz Cowardly Lion.
Nobody gives a fuck.
ReplyDeleteOh sure.
ReplyDeleteThey're just coming to see what all the hoopla is about. as long as they buy season tickets...
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