Tuesday, March 31, 2009

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY BUSINESSES PREPARE TO FIGHT BACK IN DRESS CODE DEBATE!!!



There's nothing I love better than a good old fashioned debate regarding race, privilege and discriminatory rules and regs . . . To wit, an e-mail blast regarding this week's dress code battle went out today . . . It was an impassioned plea in the fight against a Dress Code Ordinance . . .



But everybody got that . . .

It turns out that there's also an EXCLUSIVE TIDBIT FROM A CONFIDENTIAL KICKASS TKC SOURCE which is even more captivating than old school Kristen Bell bikini photos in Vanity Fair this month.

Check it:

A GROUP OF LOCAL BUSINESSES, NOT JUST CORDISH, ARE PREPARED TO FIGHT BACK WITH LAWSUITS AGAINST KANSAS CITY OVER THE DRESS CODE ORDINANCE ISSUE!!!

Like everybody else . . . They're also pissed at Councilman Terry Riley over the way the Dress Code Ordinance has been handled and they're claiming the ordinance passed out of committee was completely different than what was agreed too . . . I wasn't quite sure of my source on this but after a few calls to other local biz owners getting KC money and possibly impacted by this dress code nonsense . . . They tell me, yeah, this thing could come to a lawsuit from folks who don't want Riley running their business. There are also complaints of "lack of legal precedent" along with other assorted grumbling.

I don't need to remind folks that Riley went "off the reservation" from the rest of the council on this one and seemed to be negotiating on his own . . . Sadly, it was a bold move that now seems to have backfired.

And this dress code controversy . . . Sadly, it's just getting started and could threaten to cost this town millions.

This town isn't completely dried up

KMBC: KC Fountains Will Flow This Summer

Kansas City Ruins MAST

Doug Hooten, executive director of Kansas City’s MAST ambulance service, has resigned effective today.

Hoping that neither you nor TKC needs ambulance service any time soon as politics has put KC medical services off kilter.

The Bright Eyed Afternoon Link Look



Here are just a few of the mainstream media links I'm looking at this afternoon:

  • Cost of living/driving in Kansas City keeps getting higher: Red-Light Cams Result In Hundreds Of Tickets

  • Welcome to the warm weather murder spike: Kansas City, Mo., police are investigating after a man was gunned down at an apartment complex at 64th Street and Manchester Avenue Tuesday afternoon.

  • "Cool Mom" cocktails: KC women gave vodka, beer to 13- and 14-year-old girls, prosecutors say

  • Star Implosion moving forward nicely: Kansas City Star will combine, reduce number of sections

  • City that works: Water Main Break Forces Downtown Road Closure

  • The reality is that JoCo's Bar behavior isn't any better than anyone else: A man is in critical condition after he was shot in a parking lot outside an Olathe bar early Tuesday morning.

  • Driving the local economy: Auto industry's impact deep in KC area

  • KC Area Construction Tragedy: A worker was killed in an industrial accident Tuesday morning at Kansas City Power & Light’s Iatan 2 Power Plant construction site.

  • Money Train: KC Southern CEO's 2008 compensation valued at $1.4 million

  • On the bright side . . . Brit Model Jennifer Ellison . . . Still Amazing.
  • "D-BAG ALERT!"

    This was in The Star but Whitney Mathews had a far more captivating headline: Former Real World: Austin star and Leawood native Wes Bergmann is opening a frozen yogurt shop with his bff from first grade.

    "It's time for the council to write that letter and initiate the investigation."

    The KC Post proposes a solution to the impasse between Mayor Funky and City Council

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! PATTERN OF ALLEGED NEPOTISM IN MAYOR FUNKY'S OFFICE COULD COME INTO PLAY!!!



    Mark Funkhouser is a crappy, ineffective and corrupt Mayor . . . I was blogging this back when the dude first took office and now it's pretty much common knowledge.

    You're welcome.

    Still, as the story of his political demise unfolds . . . It's important to document the variety of ways in which he has been one of Kansas City's biggest political disappointments in the modern era.

    Here's the latest:

    MAYOR FUNKY'S POLITICAL OPPONENTS WILL SOON CITE A PATTERN OF NEPOTISM IN HIS OFFICE BEYOND CO-MAYOR GLORIA SQUITIRO'S BARE FEET!!!

    DeAnn Smith did a damn fine job documenting the details of a strange connection between Mayor Funky, Chief of Staff Kendrick Blackwood and his dad former Council dude George Blackwood.
    Noted that former Councilman George Blackwood — Funkhouser’s new business partner — is vice chairman of the Global Trade Commission, which works with the international affairs office.

    Funkhouser denied that his business relationship and friendship with Blackwood affected his support for the office’s funding.
    Translation = The International Business Dude Daddy of the New Chief of Staff was closely involved with a City Department and he's also a business partner with Mayor Funky - I guess that's a City that Works . . . For whom I have no idea.

    And then there's Former Chief of Staff Ed Wolf's son and his sweet Port Authority gig.

    That never became a big issue but KICKASS TKC TIPSTERS are saying it might resurface as more people are hoping that the City Council will move to request a Nepotism investigation of Mayor Funky from Attorney General Chris Koster.

    Come to think of it . . . One of the things that clued me into Mayor Funky being full of it was the lottery mentality among his acolytes when they won the office by a thin margin. Now all the perks, high salaries and favors might be used against them . . . At the very least, Mayor Funky now very closely resembles the same kind of politico he campaigned and railed against . . . Only those folks weren't also suing the City to keep barefoot, racial slur using wives at their side and serving as Co-Mayor.

    Sanders is serious about Stadium Funding



    This is literally the money quote from the County Exec . . .
    “We’re going to want a (written council) resolution to permanently fix that amount” of $2 million, Sanders said. “Two million will be the commitment going forward.”
    I can't help but think that Mayor Funky's clumsy handling of this issue now risks a long term commitment when he could have just chipped away at the number with a little less grandstanding and a lot more planning.

    Now, is not only the time on Sprockets when we dance but also realize that an elected official from a completely different governing body has more influence over the City Council than Mayor Funky.

    Dog Gone Distraction



    Local dude damages house to avoid hitting dog:
    A man blames a dog in the street as the reason he crashed into a house at 11th and Hardesty in Kansas City Monday afternoon.

    Police say about 1:30 p.m. a man reported that he swerved to avoid a dog in the street, lost control and slammed into the house.
    While no one was hurt, it looks like the guy caused some serious damage to a metro home that's probably far more expensive than a trip to the car wash had he simply ran into the dog.

    Locals unite against the R-word!!!



    Obama is unstoppable.

    So far his charisma has helped to nationalize the banks and maybe the real estate market as well.

    He is the President who will be blamed for turning the American Auto Industry into nothing more than a collection of "welfare-mobiles"

    And he openly mocked the Special Olympics on late night.

    On at least one front, people from KC are ready to challenge the attitude casually put for by Obama:
    Special Olympians across the country are taking the lead to get people to stop using the word "retard.''

    The effort is called, "Spread the Word to End The Word,'' and began at a program at the 2009 Special Olympics World Games.

    William Chrisman High School in Independence, Blue Valley Northwest High School in Overland Park are among the schools were students will take part in the program.
    It's a nice effort and represents even more Hope for Change . . . I'm just not sure the campaign will meet with success when most of the nation was willing to overlook the President's jab at people with special needs.

    Also . . . If people really stopped using this word . . . That would erase roughly half of the comments on this blog.

    Teaching to the Choir

    The Kansas City School District Teaches Parent College Prep Classes and (once again) fails to realize that parents who would take time out to go to something like this really aren't part of the problem.

    Pay for Play Payback

    Missouri lawmakers welcome FBI investigation . . . Any bets on the first indictment?

    The Life Lessons of Lara Moritz

    The KMBC anchor conquers her fear of heights in order to inspire an audience during a global economic collapse . . . If only her greatest fear was an unstable dollar . . . Meanwhile a great many other lady newsies in this town fear only laugh lines and working someplace where a broad's broadcasting career is complete at around 40.

    Front to back Tuesday Morning Links



    A few KC links on the back end . . . Or something:

  • Preying on desperation always pays: Psychics Make a Fortune in Uncertain Economy

  • Perfect Village even more so: The Arbor Day Foundation named Prairie Village a Tree City, USA.

  • Finally, a break from flying bullets in at least one instance: Gun club agrees to close temporarily while inquiry into stray bullets continues

  • Drowning in red ink: Local swim team about to drown after City Hall budget cuts

  • Crosstown Traffic: 4 Hurt In Car Collision At Meyer, Prospect

  • The suburbs want smiley drivers: Raytown cracks down on "aggressive driving"

  • HUGE plane finds a home in KC: Rare Aircraft to Call Kansas City Home

  • Unified Government still after big payday: Kansas Speedway Back in Casino Hunt

  • I don't know what Sara Jean Underwood is promoting in a recent photo gallery . . . But it's probably not as awesome as she is . . .
  • Big Time Suburban Payback

    From The Star: "A judge has ordered a former Lee's Summit detective to pay $1.57 million in fees and expenses for a businessman who had accused him of violating his fair-trial rights."

    Reorganizing Crazy KC Psych Care

    Truman Medical Centers will take over mental health emergency room

    Celebrating Celebrity Politics



    KC's conservative uberblogger is "proud" of recent comments regarding Obama by rapidly aging character actress.

    I think the criticism of Obama by the actress contained some valid points . . . But then again, I would never dream of arguing with somebody ho held a supporting role in Agent Cody Banks.

    New Blog: DoKC

    The sexy blog title actually belongs to the Directory of Kansas City . . . A pretty great resource so far.

    Kansas City Banks "Walk Away" as well!!!

    Local banks have their own answer to the website You Walk Away according to a recent NY Times Article: "City officials and housing advocates here and in cities as varied as Buffalo, Kansas City, Mo., and Jacksonville, Fla., say they are seeing an unsettling development: Banks are quietly declining to take possession of properties at the end of the foreclosure process, most often because the cost of the ordeal — from legal fees to maintenance — exceeds the diminishing value of the real estate."

    Arrowhead Pride: More LJ Doubts

    An update on the status of this town's least favorite Chief: Haley Non-Committal on Larry Johnson's Presence at Chiefs Camp

    Hey KC, it's time for Britney sightings!!!



    I know that I'm going to be all over town looking for Britney's fat ass now that her April 2nd concert date in Kansas City is coming up . . . I expect you bags to do the same . . . Or at the very least . . . One of her publicity people should send me an exclusive shot of the princess of pop in a thong.

    In any event, two Britney roadies (now fired) were arrested in Pittsburgh for fighting with cops and I hope the Britney gang is a little bit more subdued as they travel to the Midwest; especially given the fact that I hear her ticket sales at The Sprint Center aren't as impressive as folks had expected.

    Monday, March 30, 2009

    Raytown Murder Social Media



    Damn. I've heard that citizen media and bloggers will take Kansas City places where the mainstream media won't or can't but this funeral vid related to a recent quadruple murder in Raytown is REALLY an excellent example of that fact.

    The cousin of Andre Jones dedicates a youtube video to his fallen relative.

    There have been no arrests in the case so far . . .

    Looking at KC area murders so closely . . . It's hard to understand so much fighting over a silly ordinance when reducing area violence should be the top priority for the metro.

    It's on you small publishers



    Bottom Line Communications reports that The Star is giving up on Neighborhood News . . . Unfortunately, this is the first I've heard of them experimenting with it at all.

    28 Pages Later



    The battle over Gloria Squitiro's feet continues . . . Helling comes up with court documents arguing for Gloria Squitiro's presence at City Hall.

    Again, this is a dude who only went to one constituent budget meeting . . .

    A Mayor who couldn't get a second on his own budget . . .

    But he has time to run a 28 page lawsuit against KC . . . Additionally, there lawsuit claims that the Volunteer Ordinance restricts who the Mayor can "talk to" . . . It's complete B.S. considering how much his campaign is paying for Iphones. Just a thought.

    Please kick him out of office . . . If there was anyone who didn't deserve the privileges of an incumbent - I'm pretty sure it's Mayor Funky and his hyperbolic take on limiting his wife (or any political relative) from running his office.

    Double Murder Monday Links



    A bright and sunny day in Kansas City is anything but . . .

  • New business for Mayor Funky while the rest of this town deals with his mess: KCMO Mayor Mark Funkhouser takes two days away from City Hall to help start up a new group. i.e. NBC Action News is being nice and not calling it his second job.

  • Police Investigate 2nd Monday Murder

  • Reports say the homicide victim could have been laying dead on lawn for hours: Woman's Body Found Outside Home On E. 40th

  • Best Headline of the day: Funkhouser Fights Ordinance That Could Send Him to Jail

  • KMBC's blogger: MAST Director Expected To Resign

  • A Lee's Summit High School student was hit by a car while attempting to run across a highway on Monday.

  • Online economy suffers as well: Conference Board: Kansas City-area online job ads fall in March

  • Movies start to look cheaper: AMC Entertainment will use Sony digital projection systems

  • Local failing company dude rewarded: AP: Sprint CEO Gets $14.2M In Compensation

  • Woman Successful In Fight To Stop Foreclosure

  • Follow-up: EPA: Cameron Testing Found Lead, Arsenic

  • Tragic Double Doggie Damage: Two dogs die in late Sunday night fire on N. 65th Street
  • Show Me a Legislative Gun Fight

    A great post from The Blue Girl documenting a tussle over proposed legislation regarding guns on college campuses . . . This little showdown involves Representative Denny Hoskins confronting a writer from a student newspaper along with a few frontline thoughts about gun control.

    "FBI Back in the Capitol"

    I totally ignored a story about corruption from The Star on Sunday . . . Action Jackson has a much better take on it than anything I could have come up with . . . Still I wonder if the Feds in Jeff City shouldn't give politicos from both sides of the aisle a moment of pause.

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! CITY COUNCIL BRACES FOR MAYOR FUNKY'S REVENGE!!!



    12 - 1

    The Mayor is hopelessly outnumbered . . . And couldn't get a second on his budget.

    So it's going to be hard to pick favorites . . . But the City Council is ready for another round of stupidity from Mayor Funky . . .

    This time the City Council is prepared for yet another round of committee shake ups as retaliation for the Mayor getting smacked in public on the budget.

    I'm only wondering . . . With the entire Council voting against him . . . How will Mayor Funky play favorites?

    I look forward to Sharon Sanders Brooks running everything (even though her loyalty is undependable) . . . Which of course will benefit Kansas City and not Mayor Funky's twisted sense of self-esteem (or lack thereof).

    It's all for the good of KC, right?

    Funky Foothold on Kansas City!!!



    There's news of yet another push to fight the Volunteer Ordinance which kicked Co-Mayor Gloria Squitiro to the curb.

    Sadly, it seems the Mayor has put more effort into this fight than he applied to recent budget discussions.

    Let's not forget that Mayor Funkhouser only went to one out of six constituent budget meetings with the City Council.

    And now the Co-Mayors and their daughter are fighting to get Gloria's bare feet back on the 29th floor.

    At this point . . . Now that they've been totally marginalized. Kansas City's Co-Mayors would do KC a favor if they'd just resign . . . But that's not going to happen. Instead, this town must deal with another expensive legal battle in order to satisfy Mayor Funky's arrogance, stubbornness and gross mismanagement.

    Mayor Funky's useless fight in honor of Gloria Squitiro's feet should be reason enough for his recall . . . As of now, it's just another indication of the guy's screwed up priorities.

    KANSAS CITY STAR BIGOTRY



    It was disappointing, but not surprising, to see a bit of disgusting ethnic profiling in The Kansas City Star on Sunday.

    The following passage, in an otherwise informative article, is typical of the kind of ignorance regularly put on display by Kansas City's "paper of record."
    Capt. Scott Richardson of the Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force could see the man’s face, tell he was Hispanic.
    Interesting . . .

    IN THIS PASSAGE, THE STAR SEEMINGLY INDICATES THAT ALL HISPANIC MEN LOOK ALIKE!!!

    This intolerant, bigoted and ignorant statement wouldn't be permitted against any other ethnic group and I contend, since the author is not offering a direct quote, it's a gross mis-characterization on the part of the "reporter" and not the police officer she was interviewing.

    To wit, the photo featured above captures the image of a "Hispanic" male who is as just as dorky looking, blonde and lame as any other dude who would be stereotypically regarded as white. Ryan Cabrera was born in Texas to a Hispanic father of Colombian origin. I think he also banged one of the Simpson chicks . . . So, good for him.

    Still . . . Despite the bigoted, cowtown misconceptions of Star writer Laura Bauer - A broad who shouldn't have made it past the recent round of layoffs . . . TKC has to, yet again, make something clear.

    HISPANICS/LATINOS ARE NOT A RACE . . . THEY ARE (sort of) AN ETHNIC GROUP.

    Sometimes Latinos have brown skin . . .



    And other times Latinos are have pale complexions . . .



    There are also Latinos who are Black . . .



    Along with Latinos who share Asian heritage and features . . .



    But the characterization on The Star's front page implying that "all Latinos look alike" is unacceptable . . . And once again points out that the "paper of record" going out of business does not really represent that great of a loss to minority communities in Kansas City which have been repeatedly depicted in a negative, stereotypical light by this so-called local institution.

    KC Can't Afford Environmentalism

    ‘Green' houses sit vacant in KC's central city

    Cash Withdrawal KC Style

    Three area banks robbed in one morning

    They Start Counting More Latinos Today

    Census Bureau workers begin canvassing today

    Wet and Wild KC Morning Link Look



    Here's what I'm looking at this morning:

  • Former Mayor admits mistake in smart move that plays to capitalists and broke ass people alike: "Cleaver asks for forgiveness over AIG vote"

  • A nice way of noting that weather newsies were mostly wrong: Spring blizzard hits Kansas but deals glancing blow to KC area

  • Cute Show Me State critters soon to become somebody's coat: No-limit trapping season reflects high otter numbers in Missouri

  • Weekend Pileup: KCMO Police say 12 vehicles were involved in a chain-reaction accident Sunday afternoon on I-435.

  • KCPD officer hit while working accident

  • Dare to read beyond sticker shock of $150 tickets: Review: The Eagles

  • I didn't know there was a prize for mediocrity: Tyler Thigpen Honored by South Carolina Legislature

  • When Hendricks writes about his own neighborhood, he's not that bad: Gunshots in the suburbs.

  • Rock Chalk Cruelty for the new economy in Lawrence: Angry Robber Punches Cashless Victim

  • Photos of Kelly Brook busting out of a bikini: The best way to start this week.
  • One more Sand Mandala

    Visiting Buddhist Monks are creating contemplative art at the Public Library at 14 W. 10th St.

    Remembering what happened last time . . . I can only hope the place the work out of the reach of unattended children.

    So many Kansas City Newsies use hostile language when referring to greater accessibility at the K

    NBC Action News condescends to people who might need wheelchair access with this quote: "Kauffman Stadium More Disabled-Friendly" . . . Rude headline ruins otherwise good news and a nice article.

    Wizard Women



    Kansas City's Soccer Team finally provides an excuse to buy a calender for those of you who have waited for deep discounts in April.

    Furthermore . . . An upcoming calender signing by bikini models at Martini Corner in honor of these "Wizard Women" (or whatever) might be something to look forward to at week's end.

    Finally, not only do I think this promotion is pretty awesome but it's also kind of sweet that the second Kansas City Soccer Broad on the calender promotion flier is kind of chunky. Now THAT is playing to the hometown crowd!!!

    "Taking Pictures of People"

    A ton of great stuff from local bloggers this morning . . . But a recent photo collection featuring photos of people in Kansas City has to be one of my favorite offering via Present Magazine.

    Mary Sanchez laugh line of the day: "Respect of women is key to manhood"

    A fine sentiment for somebody's grandma . . . How this woman kept her job in lieu of Star layoffs writing her saccharine crap is very much a part of why newspapers are dying.

    Bi-Polar Kansas City Weather



    Checkout Local Blogger Ramsey's Insightful Take on Kansas City's Weather.

    Fond memories of when the Kansas City School District was segregated and white!!!

    KC with a Russian Accent posts a couple of photos of a bygone era in KC School District History that had higher test scores along with religion in the classroom and legalized disparity. It's not so strange that the good old days weren't so good for us all.

    Blue Room Review

    Plastic Sax keeps proving TKC wrong about the death of Jazz in Kansas City as he highlights a young performer keeping the fire.

    "The old Empire Theatre of downtown Kansas City, restored and nearing its grand opening as the AMC Mainstreet Theatre."

    Eric Bowers captures another amazing image of Kansas City. The "Downtown Renaissance" is mostly a myth . . . But damn if the promise of the urban legend doesn't make for a pretty picture.

    "Just go away, dude."

    RDM weighs in on Mayor Funky's latest (time wasting) move.

    Nick Sloan finds it hard to believe the Volunteer Ordinance Stupidity as well.

    Internets Economy Doesn't Rely on Scarcity



    Things are just as bad as they ever were in the boring real world . . . But online just about everything is free and those with the courage to enthusiastically participate just might enjoy a world where the news cycle isn't dominated by content but conversation (links, tweets, comments and videos) . . . Meanwhile, good luck those still trying to figure out a profit model for micro-celebrity.

    To wit, before we start things off on Monday . . . Unlike Obama I'm not firing people . . . I'm actually adding to the bloggy list.

    Two blogs that I can't believe I haven't linked up yet . . .

    Hyperblogal - A really nice looking blog that has been leaving some insightful comments all over the local net as of late.

    Recruiterlicious - The personal blog of a Kansas Xity corporate recruiter . . . An Internets "place" a great many of you d-bags might want to see about a job.

    The link list keeps growing - Thankfully. Keep sending your blog links my way.

    Remember - You have to be a Kansas City blog AND you MUST have an RSS feed.

    Hopefully, more to come soon . . . Right after I "finish" looking at supermodel recent calender photos of Ana Beatriz Barros.

    Stay tuned . . .

    Saturday, March 28, 2009

    THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! DOES MAYOR FUNKY HAVE A BUDGET SURPRISE FOR THE CITY COUNCIL?!?!



    JUST HEARD A BIT OF EXCLUSIVE TALK CIRCULATING REGARDING MAYOR FUNKY'S UPCOMING BUDGET MOVES!!!

    As always, the news comes courtesy of a KICKASS TKC TIPSTER . . .

    Word around the campfire is that Mayor Funky might be sandbagging when it comes to the budget . . .

    Mayor Funky is waiting on his decision to veto the budget . . . He's allowed something like a week . . . But then, after he gives his veto . . . He'll earn even more time work on the budget and maybe even the opportunity to sway a few votes (other than just Sharon Sanders Brooks) his way.

    I know, I know . . . Unless he plans on pulling $20 million out of his pocket . . . It's not going to make a difference, right?

    Well, there is speculation that Mayor Funky might actually be putting his alleged auditing skills to work and his plans could include some details on how to restore funding to the KCPD. This tactic accomplishes two goals:

  • It'll make the Council vote against funding the KCPD directly - An unpopular stance as the crime rate in this town continues to rise.

  • It will also (kinda) demonstrate Mayor Funky's financial acumen or at least keep the urban legend alive with a bunch of figures and numbers that make everyone yawn.

    The downside: The possible sandbagging technique could be taken apart by the Mayor's political opponents . . . If the Mayor had went off and crunched the numbers on his own . . . Why not share the details with the Council? Why not try to build some kind of coalition? But if anything . . . This entire budget mess has demonstrated that Mayor Funky has a penchant for grandstanding in lieu of building a consensus.

    I can only hope that this post has helped to diffuse a bit of the Mayor's "surprise attack" childish tactic when it comes to the very serious topic of the City's finances.

    To wit, tonight's playlist is dedicated to surprises despite the fact that there isn't a dumb plan that Mayor Funky's Administration could come up with that would surprise me at this point:

  • Baby, what a big surprise - Chicago
  • Pleasantly surprised - The Soup Dragons
  • Surprise, Surprise - Truck
  • Surprise, Surprise - Lulu
  • Surprise- Gnarls Barkley



    As always, thank you for reading and have a safe and fun weekend.
  • Aftermath: The Blizzard that wasn't and turning over a new leaf for Springtime!!!



    I'm sorry, the snowstorm was mostly hype despite the fact that weather newsies on TV are going to be begging and pleading with people to believe otherwise in about an hour.

    To wit . . . I have just just a few news items related to "change" for this Saturday in the Springtime.

  • For the next week I'm going to be calling 1 of 4 white women I meet "snowflake" . . . Just for giggles.

  • "Most successful season" for Tigers in quite a long time still ends with a loss.

  • Faith and recession: Hey, they're hiring new priests, but the "perks" aren't exactly what they used to be . . . Thank God.

    Debating whether or not to shovel . . . Since it's all going to melt within hours.
  • The Snow Panic Saturday Link Layout



    Here are a bunch a links I've been looking at for the past 24 hours:

  • Possibly the biggest scumbag in Chiefs History: Chiefs' Larry Johnson Avoids Jail Time, Pleads Guilty

  • Money where mouths are . . . Branson dentist Cowan gives UMKC dental school $8.2M gift

  • No need for snow panic at the airport anymore: KCI Airport Reopens After 2 Hour Weather Closing

  • JoCo goes for their guns: Gunfire disrupted a quiet Lenexa neighborhood Saturday morning.

  • Life is cheap in KCK: Man Sentenced to Life for Killing Bartender Over $20

  • Sweet Guy Coffee Shop Closed in Waldo for just a bit over Hot Water Health Code Violations - Now open again.

  • Time with an Ariadne Artiles photo gallery is probably the most productive way to spend this Saturday.
  • I LOVE LAMP



    It's almost Earth Hour . . . On this cold ass night I'm not gonna sit around with the lights off like a dork. However, I am planning to watch the event on TV.

    I only wonder: Will there be any thing marking the hour other than overwrought, whiny and sentimental pleas to save the planet?

    Probably not . . . But I still have a hard time worrying about global warming right now.

    Funky JoCo Biz

    Abouhalkah recently noted the "sweet irony" of the Mayor developing the JoCo Economy with his new performance auditing endeavor . . . I could gloat that TKC noted it first back in February thanks to KICKASS TIPSTERS but the fact remains that the Mayor's business doesn't benefit KC Proper at all.

    Jackson County Court Cuts Coming

    From The Star: Jackson County court officials said Friday there is a “significant chance” that staffing levels will have to be reduced.

    JoCo Banking Crisis of a different sort

    2 JoCo Banks Robbed; 1 Person Shot

    A game of inches



    Predicting the future is hard . . . And . . . There's not much to talk about other than the weather today . . . Thankfully, I found this neat image at Tumble-o-rama and I think it captures the spirit of today's news . . . At least that's what I hope they're referring to . . . Snow is still developing, smart people all over the metro are driving slower and refusing to panic.

    Money quote of the day from Kansas City Blogger General Blather:

    "The weather community is doing all kinds of back-pedaling. They promised me 6-10 inches last night. What I got was 2.5 inches. Of snow.

    I've known guys like this."

    Horrible "walk score" for Kansas City

    Kansas City, as a whole, finished 34th out of the 40 cities for walkability. Local blog "Toellner tells it" looks on the bright sides and spotlights several white neighborhoods where the walking isn't that bad. However, for the most part this is a theoretical discussion since I rarely see anybody walking to their destination in KC . . . And when I do, the overwhelming majority of KC walkers are either minorities or youngsters obviously in lower income brackets.

    Surprisingly (or not) for those who can afford it, there are plenty of fine dining options in Kansas City

    Jenny V. Foodie blog spotlights even more high end Kansas City Cuisine.

    Okay, now it's snowing

    Blogger reporting in real time, like what Shanelife is doing, is strangely more accurate.

    The Saturday Snow Job



    For nearly 3/4ths of the work week the weather newsies have been hyping the so-called Saturday Blizzard.

    Damnit . . . If it doesn't snow 3 feet today I'm pretty sure that I deserve a date with Erin Little. Additionally, has anybody else noticed that she always wears a blazer on the air in order to hide her incredibly huge boobs? I could be wrong . . . Maybe, like all broads in the public eye, she's just afraid of getting fat.

    Anyhoo . . . The point here is that yet again the screwed up forecasts, constant corrections and snowflake hysteria provide yet another reason to treat all news with skepticism. Not so surprisingly, the TV stations last night documented nothing but event closings and sheeple stocking up over a snowfall that may not materialize or will be completely melted by Wednesday . . .

    To wit, I'm taking it easy today since the news this week has been filled with nearly as much speculation as a blog . . . There may be more links and stuff in the afternoon . . . If the dreaded snow storm that's supposed to kill us all doesn't materialize . . . Stay tuned.

    Friday, March 27, 2009

    A few more insights about Spark



    Spark Bookhart is the Deputy Field director for Barack Obama in Missouri - He's and integral part the campaign that's never supposed to stop.

    Last week this blog reported rumors that are circulating which claim that Bookhart is using resources paid for by the Obama Campaign in order support Mayor Funky and his New Tools initiative along with the "Hands Off" the KC School District lobby. These are both causes that the average Obama supporter might find troubling. I thought Obama was all about "change" and "Hands Off" wants to make sure the exact opposite happens. And as far as Mayor Funky's lost cause . . . Good luck.

    Anyhoo . . . At every opportunity, I've been asking folks what they think about Spark's work.

    Here is the response:

  • The most common response notes that Bookhart is part of the crew that failed to win Missouri for the Democrats despite the fact that Obama outspent McCain 3 to 1 on TV advertising.

  • Reaction on Bookhart's "Hand's Off" work is mixed. The biggest question lies with his resources . . . Still, I was surprised how many people are openly hostile to a "Hands Off" approach and want greater change for KC Schools.

  • And again . . . Whatever he's doing for Mayor Funky . . . Folks just hope he's getting paid well.

    Yesterday, I had a chance to talk with Eric L. Wesson at The Call, for the most part he was complimentary of Bookhart's work but posed an interesting question and said I could quote him. Wesson asks:

    "How hard was it to recruit Black people to vote for Obama?"

    Point taken.

    I'm not big on judgments but it's interesting hearing reaction to this emerging leader in Kansas City's African-American Community.
  • The Afternoon KC Link Show



    Some Links I'm looking at:

  • Death awaits even in Kansas City Dreams: Sleeping Woman Injured In Drive-By Shooting

  • Local baby left behind: Abandoned Baby Found at KC Apartment

  • Violence on KCK streets as well: A woman is found in the street after being shot in a car in Kansas City, Kan.

  • Big Decision baby: Jurors reach verdict in Tiller case . . . Update: He won!!! Beware babies!!!

  • Clean up across the State Line: EPA In KCK At Possible Hazardous Site

  • Rock Chalk Perp Walk: OP man, 22, arrested in Lawrence driveby (WITH VIDEO)

  • Environmentalists have the power: Company To Assemble Electric Trucks At KCI

  • Friday Knife Fight: A stabbing was reported Friday morning at a Kansas City elementary school.

  • For those still looking for recovery: Kansas City-area home sales rise from January, fall from last year

  • A friend of mine says she'll be watching this one on TV!!! Cities Around the World to Turn Off Lights in 'Vote' for Action on Climate Change

  • A Nicky Whelan photo gallery . . . Nice.
  • Mayor Funky's incompetence is toxic



    I wouldn't dare claim that I was as brilliant as David Mamet but his roughneck style of writing has inspired me.

    Back when I was in high school my Dad brought home a movie from the video store that changed the way that I would look at the written word. He rented Glengarry Glen Ross and before the time that I watched the film I never thought that writing could be a "macho" activity. GGR is one of those great movies that provides invaluable life lessons through drama. Thinking about Mayor Funky's Budget mess I was inspired by one of the frequent instances of verbal cruelty in the modern business epic . . . The aftermath of this budget mess reminds me of a scene in which Al Pacino's character chastises an incompetent manager played by Kevin Spacey. The exchange (featured above) I think captures just a bit of Kansas City's frustration with our Mayor.

    THE MOST TRAGIC THING IN ALL OF THIS IS THAT MAYOR FUNKY'S INCOMPETENCE CAUSED DAMAGE TO KANSAS CITY'S POLICE AND FIRE DEPARTMENTS!!!

    What happened here was simple . . . The Mayor opened his big mouth without knowing the score, without thinking about repercussions, without any real planning. I guess that was the problem with electing someone who wasn't a politician - It turns out Funkhouser had no idea about the real duties of elected officials. Making speeches is the least important, albeit most visible, part of it all. Unfortunately, Funkhouser has been too arrogant, stubborn and narcissistic to learn while he's on the job.

    And Kansas City is paying the price for his mistakes.

    It gets worse . . .

    TKC ACTUALLY AGREED WITH THE MAYOR ON MOST OF HIS BUDGET STATEMENTS!!!

    Should Kansas City pay for the Chiefs if we never signed a contract?

    OF COURSE NOT!!!

    And more than anything I WANTED TO AVOID ANY CUTBACKS TO THE KCPD!!!!

    But I knew that Funkhouser wasn't serious with his words on the subject. Talk was already circulating that the Mayor wasn't working with anybody to accomplish his agenda and he was hiding, isolated from City Hall at his Brookside residence and at the Library.

    The petulant Mayor still hasn't realized that politics is about give and take and the soul crushing business of trading favors. His childish tactics that refused compromise at every turn have made him irrelevant at City Hall. Funkhouser is someone who must be avoided or ignored or else his fumbling could cause damage to those in his immediate vicinity. And that's what happened to the KCPD. So many were counting on Funkhouser to achieve some kind of victory because budget matters were allegedly his area of expertise - Those hopes have now been exposed to reality and all of Kansas City has seen that the Mayor's alleged financial acumen was nothing more than a myth.

    Without out a doubt:

    MAYOR MARK FUNKHOUSER FAILED THE KCPD AND HAS JEOPARDIZED THE SAFETY OF OUR STREETS!!!

    Leadership by press conference doesn't work in this town. Big talk about Kansas City's priorities doesn't carry any weight when the Mayor can't be bothered to speak to his own Finance and Audit Committee Chair, an ally in many instances, about his upcoming plans.

    Frankly, I don't know what caused the Mayor's latest budget implosion. While everyone else was worried about City Finances . . . Maybe he was working too much on his second job. Whatever the case may be . . . At the conclusion of budget talks, Funkhouser only put on a predictable, meaningless show when Kansas City needed real leadership.

    Come again? May's Machete will be back!!!

    Here's the best news I've heard from the Kansas City blogosphere all day: Kansas City's best sex/environmentalist/confessional writer May is soon to revive her blog!!! And yes, the post title was a bad pun.

    MAYOR FUNKY'S MOST LOYAL SUPPORTERS ADMIT BUDGET DEFEAT!!!

    From the comfort of JoCo, even Star columnist Mike Hendricks can see the Mayor has disappointed in the budget battle. Dan over at Gone Mild is also gently urging the Mayor to back down. While Hendrick is a hack; Dan is THE LAST REMAINING ELOQUENT VOICE in the Funkhouser camp. When even these dudes admit defeat . . . The verdict is out on Mayor Funky's budget performance.

    Time to appoint TKC!!!

    Mayor Funky's blog asks: "Interested in serving on a city board or commission?"

    These are always fun given that the Co-Mayors let their friends pass through any kind of vetting process.

    LJ in court soon, will suspension follow?



    The biggest scumbag wearing a Chiefs uniform is soon to answer for allegedly spitting on some broad and making death threats. The only question: IF he's found guilty is the NFL going to let him continue cashing paychecks with little more than a slap on the risk for acting like a gangster wearing a stupid expensive watch.

    810 Kevin Kietzman Rumor Put to Rest!!!



    Tell me . . . What was that journalism theory about mainstream media credibility and fact checking?

    Does it apply to a talk show host on a huge radio station basically making up stories that turn out to be incorrect less than 72 hours later?

    Kevin Kietzman shouted an Truman Sports Complex strike rumor from the rooftops and big media across town took the bait . . . Hilariously, there's a small correction on his blog in nearly transparent text. Meanwhile, TV newsies who went with the story regularly search for material on blogs and never offer as much as a link.

    Note to self: I'm NEVER going to let big media cite "credibility" as a need for their existence anymore . . . It's not the 4th Estate when everybody is tap dancing for ratings.

    JACKSON COUNTY EXEC MIKE SANDERS WILL MAKE KANSAS CITY PAY FOR ALMOST A GENERATION!!!



    Here's the problem with having a weak-ass Mayor in a "weak Mayor" form of government:

    It opens the door to all kinds of political opportunism.

    The latest move in the absence of any real leadership from Mayor Funkhouser should scare the hell out of everyone in Kansas City.

    MIKE SANDERS WANTS TO LOCK DOWN AN AGREEMENT FOR KANSAS CITY TO COUGH UP AN ANNUAL $2 MIL FOR THE NEXT 21 YEARS!!!


    Thanks so much Mayor Funkhouser . . . Thanks to your incompetent leadership and complete lack of foresight you opened the door to a gentlemen's agreement now being locked town for TWO DECADES!!!

    We've seen this debate before and underfunded anti-tax advocates always lose. My only hope is that Sanders is showing more skill than Funk here and his request for 21 years will get scaled back to maybe 3. He's right, it's unproductive to have this debate every year . . . But that kind of long term financial commitment to a losing team is unconscionable, unnecessary and probably dangerous to KC finances.

    Still, this isn't the first time Mayor Funky's shenanigans have backfired in Kansas City's face . . . But now this cowtown risks a major, expensive battle because of nothing more than Funkhouser's big mouth and misguided, last ditch effort to win populist points without a plan. In the final analysis, it has been demonstrated yet again that Mayor Funky is without credibility or political capital and his actions pose a real financial danger for Kansas City.

    Link:

  • County commends KC action on stadium funding
  • TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! Pat Gray's Piano Party!!!



    I didn't get an invite . . . But I hear that Kansas City political consultant extraordinaire (at least when it comes to collecting checks) Pat Gray threw a big time party at a fashionable City Market loft recently.

    Anybody know what he's planning?

    From what KICKASS TKC TIPSTERS TELL US The entertainment consisted of a piano player and quite a few City Council ladies drinking way too much among the vultures that make up this town's political scene.

    Whatever is on deck . . . Just like Pat Gray's pricey parties, it's not going to come cheap.

    40k worth of cheaply made Chinese furniture and over priced electronics stolen from Nebraska Furniture Mart!!!

    Store security stopped a guy getting ripped off using other people's identity and credit.

    The Willie Aames Hot Mess Aftermath

    Kansas Watch posts a nice round-up of KC's News turning into a launching pad for a reality TV episode for a day.

    Explosive Terrorist Threats Against Police from Kansas City Beer Lover!!!



    Drunk and disorderly Kansas City man decides to engage in the War of Terror as well.
    Robert O. Whitlock, who turns 59 today, now faces a charge of making a terrorist threat. He was in jail Thursday.

    On March 13, neighbors near 23rd Street and Poplar Avenue reported he was intoxicated, had a large bowie knife strapped to his waist and was yelling at a neighbor.

    Officers arrested Whitlock, who said he was not going to jail without his beer. He allegedly told officers they would “know about his bomb soon.”

    Police found a device in his pocket with a red button and wires attached.
    Here's the thing . . . Bush may no longer be in office but his policies are still in effect and drunk dudes across the nation should realize that even empty threats could land a guy in Obama's Guantanamo.

    Kansas City Purse Snatcher Crime Spree!!!

    Five women, including two in their 70s, were threatened or pushed to the ground in purse snatchings in Kansas City parking lots Wednesday . . . Police believe the cases are connected.

    The KMBC Spud Report

    Larry's Tips For Best Time To Plant Potatoes . . . I didn't read it but I'm assuming that step 1 is to laugh at old news ladies sweating their jobs.

    Small biz in KC Proper falls behind: 7 of 10 top small businesses outside city limits

    Greater Kansas City Chamber unveils top 10 small businesses

    A taste of New York in Kansas City



    An unappetizing report on a local eatery:
    Kansas City Health Department inspectors found rodent droppings on a dough press machine, near the soda fountain, on ledge next to where the meat is sliced and on top of the baked goods display at the front counter at the New York Bakery at 7016 Troost Ave. New York Bakery was shut down twice last year because of health code violations.
    Phooey on all those folks who say that it's impossible to find a taste of New York in this cowtown.

    JoCo po'folk forced to pay up

    Johnson County pushes for higher bus fares . . . I know, I know . . . All kinds of people ride the bus. There's the frugal, suburban environmentalist and then the other 99% of riders who wish they could afford a car.

    Metro Suburban Mall Money Ransom

    A developer is asking the city of Lee's Summit for millions of dollars or face the possibility that a shopping mall will fold before it ever opens. Yet another indication that economies of scale in the suburbs are much shakier than people realize .. . . Especially when a crappy strip mall becomes "too big to fail."

    Kansas City Disconnected

    KCMO 3-1-1 Action Center Experiencing Technical Difficulties

    Springtime Morning Link Layout: They're seriously talking about snow edition!!!



    A flurry of links for this strange weather Spring Season:

  • My god I hope they're wrong so I can mercilessly mock the weather newsies: Metro Preps for Late-Season Snow Storm

  • Slap on the wrist for gang related shooting: KCK Man Gets 15 Years In Toddler's Death

  • Lights out in suburbia: An estimated 1,000 LCP&L customers were without power Thursday night in Fairway, Kan. due to a circuit lockout.

  • Prisoner abuse closer to home than anyone would like to think: A federal grand jury has indicted two Clay County deputies on charges of assaulting an inmate last December in the county jail.

  • Impromptu puppy mill: KCK Rescues More Than 20 Dogs From Residence

  • TKC doesn't want to ruin the only good news on this blog today: Mizzou Advances To Elite 8

  • One more KCK murder: A woman was shot to death Thursday night in the 7200 block of Gilmore Avenue in KCK

  • Death on KC Streets: Gunman shot and killed by police may have committed a nearby homicide

  • I am OUTRAGED over the fact that ex-cons need to eat too: Missouri bill would let drug felons leaving prison qualify for food stamps

  • Cool KCK Railroad photos for a good cause: Operation Lifesaver Photo Gallery

  • Rock Chalk Violence Coverage: Shocking Lawrence Drive-By Shooting Caught on Tape

  • No discount when it comes to sentence for killers: Judge gives ‘hard 50' and more to two men in Bonner Springs Dollar General murder

  • Show Me homophobic backlash: Resolution honoring chorus rejected because it mentions gay men, state senator says

  • MO money: Missouri House adopts $22.8 billion budget for 2010 fiscal year

  • Rebecca Simonsson is the Editor-In-Chief of a popular Swedish fashion website and she's insanely hot . . . So obviously she knows what she's talking about even if it's in Swedish and I wouldn't be able to understand or concentrate simply on what she's saying in the first place.
  • Update on the Funkhouser Recall Campaign

    Meetings in Northland and Waldo slated for Early April . . . Tom Bogdon notes former Obama and Mayor Funky organizers as part of the effort.

    "The fundamental difference between the parties right now is that we actually want to cover people"

    Listen to a quick Kickass Clip from FUMO featuring Kansas City Democrat Mike Talboy speaking truth to power regarding the Missouri budget and the Republican fight against Healthcare.

    Ward Parkway Over Charge Again

    Ward Parkway Center sells on the courthouse steps for $33.5 million . . . That's a hefty price tag for some place that merely hosts a strong consumer base of Senior Citizen Mall Walkers.

    Tulips and Justus at Coffee Break this morning



    It's a big morning for Coffee Break.

    Jolie Justus is having her weekly chat with constituents at around 9.

    And before that Tulips on Troost is organizing around 7:30 in the AM!!!

    Politics and volunteerism in KC isn't about sleep. If you're up early, this coffee house has the early morning monopoly on busybodies in the metro. Check it out.

    KC Council Woman Cindy Circo's New Blog

    No comments of course . . . But I guess the 5th district Council Lady deserves some credit for employing decade old technology into her repertoire more than halfway into her term.

    Via JCDC

    Best Music Line this Week: "Kansas City can be an unforgiving place for rappers."

    "There Stands The Glass" offers a nice review of a local rapper and a few other quality music links.

    Late Night Contemplation



    So, the budget passed and the world didn't come to an end.

    In fact . . . It was less of struggle than most people (including TKC) anticipated.

    Snow is moving in (so they say) . . . But only in time to ruin your Saturday.

    I guess I'm also wondering why the Kansas City Post didn't get credit for a story that the blog broke three weeks ago . . . Seriously.

    And for some silly reason . . . People think we're in a bull market after a nice increase following a record breaking decline. I assume that these same people have never seen a tide go out . . .

    Anyhoo, I'm thinking about all of this stuff tonight before posting a few tidbits on Friday . . . I'm also checking out a lingerie photo gallery of Denise Milani in order to help me "concentrate" . . . Hope to see you bags in the morning.

    Thursday, March 26, 2009

    One Last Look at KC Budget Cuts



    The budget mess if pretty much a done deal . . . Save for Mayor Funky's crybaby tactics.

    The damage went as expected:

  • Curbside recycling now every other week.

  • 220 so-called "middle-managers" will be laid off and another 110 positions will be eliminated.

  • Mayor Funky's office loses 100k along with City Council members losing half of their car allowance.

    The Mayor was outvoted 12-1 and he's stirring rumors that he'll veto the budget which would undoubtedly lead to yet another override and would make him seem even more marginalized.

    Looking on the bright side . . . Unless Obama saves us with his "print more money!!! plan" the budget talks next year are going to be even more panicked, contentious and painful.


  • Links:

  • KC Budget Passes, Police Funding Cuts Included

  • KC Prepares To Lay Off 220 People
  • TKC is NOT the biggest wiener in Midtown



    A couple of days ago, I caught a glimpse of a Wienermobile on Main and I chased the damn thing for half a mile before I could (dangerously) snap this photo.

    It was only after celebrating and pumping my fist in the air upon sight of the iconic vehicle that a bit of self-awareness came over me and I realized that I was extremely thrilled by seeing a huge wiener on Main Street. But I shook it off . . . Because I'm manly like that.

    And I've made up my mind that when I win the lottery, I'm going to buy a Wienermobile and trick it out to promote this blog.



    Until that time . . . I'll just have to be happy that more than one person thinks I run a sausage truck in the Crossroads on First Friday . . . Which I think is a compliment. ???

    In conclusion . . . Over the past few months a few broads have e-mailed and requested that I post pics of dudes to offset all the bikini babe photos. That's never gonna happen, but I guess this sausage fest of a post is the closest I'll come to compromise.

    All the Willie Aames News you can handle!!!



    Biggest news of the afternoon in the Kansas City Area:

    The Willie Aames garage sale

    Forget the budget . . . From the looks of it, all the TV Stations are there covering the disaster and I hear the radio hyping the thing this morning.

    As far as the future of journalism in this cowtown: Kansas City gets the news it deserves . . . Which is looking more and more like reality TV everyday.

    Another great perspective from a local blogger: "This is why you can't lay off your newspaper staff"

    Blog claims The City of Kansas City, Missouri and the Kansas City Aviation Department are breaking federal law!!!



    Here are some unsubstantiated but seemingly well researched anonymous blogger accusations for your afternoon:
    The City of Kansas City, Missouri is facing some critical budget issues in next year’s budget. But does the budget include income from sources that break federal law? The short answer, yes.

    In November of 2002, H.R. Bill 2546, The Real Interstate Driver’s Equity Act (RIDE Act) (codified at 49 U.S.C. Sec. 14501(d)), passed Congress and was signed into law by President George W. Bush. This federal law prohibits States or any other political subdivision from requiring a fee or any other required payment on pre-arranged ground transportation of passengers involved in interstate commerce if the company providing the service meets all requirements of vehicle and intrastate licensing requirements within its state of domicile. An example of such a service provided where a fee would be prohibited is a car or van service picking up a scheduled passenger in Kansas City, Missouri and transporting them across state lines with a drop-off destination of Lenexa, Kansas.

    The City of Kansas City, Missouri and the Kansas City Aviation Department (KCAD) continue to ignore this federal law and assess a “per trip” fee for any and all trips that originate from a commercial airline arrival at Kansas City International (KCI) Airport. This means that any time a limousine service, a livery service, or a van service is picking up a passenger at KCI and taking them across the state line with a final destination in a state other than Missouri, they are engaging in interstate commerce of pre-arranged ground transportation of passengers thus making the fee assessed by the Kansas City Aviation Department and KCI federally illegal.
    I have neither the time nor the interest to check and see if this is a fact and not just some anonymous cabbie spin . . . I'm simply offering the link and the money quote to spotlight yet another contingent of pissed of people in Kansas City.

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! A CITY COUNCIL CALL FOR A NEPOTISM INVESTIGATION OF MAYOR FUNKY COULD BE ON THE WAY!!!



    The budget debate turned out to be a dud.

    Mayor Funky's Press Conference temper tantrums didn't influence anybody and ultimately proved that the guy doesn't have any influence over local politics. The reaction to his antics, even among Kansas City conservatives and law enforcement supporters was tepid at best.

    Mayor Funky is no longer a factor at City Hall.

    Still . . . Plotting against him is fun. And statements from Koster regarding a possible nepotism investigation if the City Council requests it have opened a path to once again challenge Mayor Funky's incompetent and irrelevant leadership . . . This is kind of important given that the guy's wife is still conducting staff meetings and basically running the Mayor from their Brookside residence.

    Here's the next move:

    WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT THE CITY COUNCIL IS GETTING TOGETHER A REQUEST FOR MISSOURI ATTORNEY GENERAL CHRIS KOSTER TO INVESTIGATE MAYOR FUNKY FOR NEPOTISM!!!

    At this point, I'm not sure if it's just a letter or a resolution that a few Council folks have in the works . . . But Mayor Funky failed both the firefighters and the cops so he's going to have a hard time finding ardent supporters who actually vote in Kansas City elections. The risk here is that a nepotism investigation would let Mayor Funky off the hook . . . But the City Council would be wise to use the move as leverage to get Mayor Funky to drop his frivolous lawsuit against Kansas City on behalf of his wife (and her feet) which hasn't made much progress.

    Kicking someone when they're down is the best political move of all and word that the Council is cleaning house after cutting the budget across the board is actually encouraging . . . Even if I still don't like most of them.

    KICKASS KC D-BAG CONTEST!!!



    610 Sports Radio has assembled the most KICKASS KANSAS CITY D-BAG FACE-OFF EVER ASSEMBLED!!!

    All they need is your vote . . . You can even fill out a bracket and chart your progress!!!

    SERIOUSLY, CHECK OUT THEIR MARCH D-BAG MADNESS AND VOTE!!!

    I'm curious who will win and I'm happy to see Mayor Funky on this list . . .

    THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT VOTES IN KANSAS CITY HISTORY!!!

    Kander WINS BIG for cancer kids



    Hell just might have frozen over in Jeff City . . . Kansas City's own Democrat Jason Kander recently won a huge victory against the Show Me State GOP that's otherwise unfriendly to most efforts to support Missouri Healthcare.

    Here's the word from his press release:
    House Democrats on Wednesday successfully added funding to the state budget that will provide health care coverage to children with cancer. To come up with the funding, Democrats shifted a portion of the money that had been allocated for taxpayer-funded health insurance for lawmakers.

    State Rep. Jason Kander, D-Kansas City, offered the amendments reprioritizing the money in the state operating budget for the fiscal year beginning July 1. The amendments passed unanimously. The $81,000 shifted to State Children’s Health Insurance Program will provide coverage to approximately 70 children.

    “I am proud that the House unanimously agreed that health care coverage for children with cancer is worth lawmakers paying slightly higher premiums for their own taxpayer-supported health insurance,” Kander said. “However, this is just one small step as thousands more Missouri children will still be denied medical care under this budget.”
    This is a significant change in that Missouri House Dems fought with the GOP and actually came away with something. Credit Kander with a big victory and the hard work of longtime Dems who have struggled to finally see the party making real progress.

    Still . . . It kind of points to the backward state of Republican dominated Missouri politics overall . . . When Dems have to fight tooth and nail just to help kids with cancer.

    Careful, lives at stake in KC MAST Decision

    KC Council panel OKs starting process to turn MAST ambulance into city department . . . If I didn't want the fire department in charge, I definitely don't want the City running things at MAST. The goal: Keeping Sharon Sanders Brooks, Mayor Funky and his wife's feet as far from any emergency medical treatment that KC might need.

    Royals Crown Redux

    They're (still) putting a new crown on the Royals scoreboard . . . At first glance, the structure doesn't look at nice as the old one even if going to a Royals game nowadays is equivalent to watching a huge flatscreen TV with a few thousand strangers. Baseball = TV watching. Catch the excitement!!!

    TKC Talks With Darla Tonight



    Join the conversation tonight . . . I'll be on KMBZ tonight . . . Talking with Darla Jaye on 980 Live at around 8 in the PM.

    Call in . . . Keep it clean . . . Talk about Kansas City in the aftermath of budget cuts along with a few other interesting topics.

    White Teeth and The Morning Link Layout



    The links that are defining KC's morning news:

  • Times get harder for po'folk first: ATA outlines proposed bus service cuts

  • More of KC history erased: Neighbors Upset Historic Home Is Demolished

  • Show Me a beatdown and why white on white violence doesn't matter: Video Shows St. Joe Police Officers Hitting Suspect

  • Fine art for the jobless: KC Rep Offers Free Tickets To Unemployed

  • Your early morning shooting: Two Kansas City police officers are on paid administrative leave after shooting and killing a man early Thursday morning.

  • Last night's Westside wreck: Truck Shears Gas Meter at Police Warehouse

  • Abandoned Kansas City creates problems: Population Decline Could Fuel KC Police Budget Cuts

  • Justice for crazy white lady: Judge sets hearing in case of woman shot by police

  • The sports station rumor that created a bit of a firestorm: Government officials hope unions working on Truman Sports Complex avoid strike

  • Others may disagree but I've always thought that Bridget Marquardt was Hef's best looking former girlfriend. Recent bikini photos of the former playmate prove me right.
  • Kansas City Star Fact Check: Overwrought Star Editorial invents opposition

    George Harris has his heart in the right place as he rages over cuts to the Police Department that are going to happen today. Thing is, toward the end of his wordy post he just starts making things up:

    "Bloggers raged about the police department’s abuse of force. Liberals wanted the police officers fired for failing to protect the rights of people with mental illness."

    A link would be nice . . . While I only skimmed the polemic, I'm pretty sure he's referring to the Ward Parkway shooting . . . And given the fact that I read KC blogs more than almost anybody . . . I'd like to see evidence of blogger outrage over police shooting a guy that had killed other people? TKC provided a retrospective of the shooting and argued that the incident received far more coverage than violence in the African-American community . . . But I'm having trouble finding anyone arguing with the KCPD heroically doing their job, in fact I remember that popular sentiment on the local Internet was quite the opposite.

    Strangely, for the most part I agree with Harris despite the fact that he lets the Mayor's lack of leadership on this issue slide . . . But indiscriminately castigating bloggers without providing so much as a link is nothing more than a tired tactic promoted by bitter writers at The Star.

    Tulips on Troost Time

    A great Fox4 feature on the epic Kansas City volunteer effort now in it's 3rd year.

    2 murders overnight

    That makes 25 already this year according to anti-crime activist Alonzo Washington.

    Kansas City's Definitive Veggie Burger Guide



    Sergio Moreno has quietly become Kansas City's expert on veggie burgers.

    His blog:

    31 Veggie Burgers

    Is probably the most comprehensive guide to veggie burgers in Kansas City.

    I like the tagline as well: "31 Years • 31 Days • 31 Veggie Burgers"

    Even better . . . The dude has a Youtube page providing nicely produced video movies of his dining experiences all over town. Moreno seems to be hitting his stride making these movies and his latest feature documenting a trip to Cafe Seed is exceptionally well done (I knew I'd be able to get a bad pun in this post).

    Once again, blogger dedication to a single topic provides more in-depth coverage of a local subject than big media could ever muster.

    Buy a date with comics creators in KC

    IT'S TIME FOR PLANET COMICON AGAIN!!! One of the more intriguing offers: Join comic legends Jason Aaron, Phil Hester, Joe Jusko and Ande Parks for dinner and some stellar Kansas City barbecue Saturday night, March 28 at 6:30 PM. The "date" also comes with a limited edition copy of The Darkness #7.

    The bid is $90 at e-bay . . . Which means I might have to sell off some of my G.I. Joes in order to be one of the five people at the table.

    From blogger to published author

    AJ shares a great story about a blog post turned into a magazine article. Timeline: 5 years.

    Chiefs Helmet Controversy



    This season The Chiefs will kick it old school and they'll be wearing the old Dallas Texans helmet in order to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the American Football League.

    Nick Sloan reports on a controversy over the new gear which has been taken as an insult to a few die-hard KC fans.

    The problem: KC has paid hundreds of millions to renovate the stadium and the team will subsequently walk around (for a short period of time) with Texas on their uniform.

    Sloan calls it "false outrage" and he's probably right . . . But for the money KC has spent on the team, this town should pretty much be able to dictate their "dress code" as well.

    Pensive Girl's Unemployment Blog

    One of my favorite Kansas City bloggers recently found herself without a job. She has been blogging her road to economic recovery for a couple of weeks. But I was waiting her her first, honest post about the hardships of local unemployment in this town before I linked. Recently, she filed a post about "the depths of the deep" and I think it could be the most honest first person reporting the job market I've read in the past 6 months.

    Kansas City thinks the world ends in 2012

    Post Human Blues captures a great image of the 2012 Doomsday phenomenon manifesting itself in the Kansas City area.

    The Party of "NO" around the world!!!

    Kansas City's best conservative blogger celebrates the remarks of Brit Daniel Hannan despite the fact that they don't really offer much of a financial solution. The Internets loves pointless criticism??? Makes sense.

    KC Media Internets Indecision

    Bottom Line Will Continue KC News . . . I'm pretty happy about this, despite the fact that I will try to mock Landsberg for "the fond farewell" constantly over the next few months.

    Early Morning Kansas City Conclusion: David Cook is still a douche!!!



    If I really went back and thought about it, my first criticism over David Cook was just a reactionary response to unwarranted admiration of his mediocre singing skills. I felt his fans were expressing a twisted, pop culture form of civic pride rather than judging his singing on its merits (or lack thereof).

    But it turns out he's really kind of a douche bag.

    Check out David Cook's latest myspace post putting his fans on notice and warning them to stay out of his way:
    I have to address some behavior that has become disturbing. We pride ourselves on being accessible to you as fans, but in contrast, we do enjoy what little privacy we can muster. To that end, the efforts by some fans to find our hotel rooms, call our hotel rooms, attach things to our bus, etc., is something I have to condemn. This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties, and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you.
    I hope this doesn't come off as harsh. I merely want to nip this in the bud so we can continue to have a great experience with all of you at the shows we have coming up. Take care and see you at the next show.
    ~D
    The message to fans was rather short-sighted considering that in around 18 months the Cook will be DESPERATE for anyone to pay attention to his throaty rock ballads that I liked more when REO Speedwagon invented/perfected the format back when I was in 3rd grade.

    Yet again . . . I've been proven correct about calling somebody a d-bag and all the folks who might consider defending him may want to realize that David Cook doesn't really care for his fans any more than I do . . . Which basically means that he has no respect for them at all.

    Wednesday, March 25, 2009

    Wednesday Night Link Love



    Just a few links I'm reading tonight:

  • From the former Mayor: Cleaver regrets vote to tax bonuses, bashes Congress

  • Ugh: Kansas City Dress Code Compromise Moves Ahead

  • One more reason for JoCo people to (unfairly) hate unions: Labor Dispute Puts Chiefs Home Opener in Jeopardy

  • Reassurances reported on Arrowhead Pride

  • Another line for people to stand in hoping for change: More Than 1,000 Turn Out For KC Job Fair

  • Blogs, Online Radio and KC's best Dive Bar make a killer compilation: BIG Weekend at Davey's Uptown

  • 31 year-old model Debra A inspired this quick evening link compilation . . . I think.
  • TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! MORE IPHONE TROUBLES FOR MAYOR FUNKY!!!



    Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser's Iphone troubles have plagued his administration since the opening days of his Administration. Campaign finance questions have arisen regarding his initial purchase of and Iphone (and one for his wife, the Co-Mayor) and now it looks like another campaign finance report shows the Mayor's free wheeling Iphone use continues.

    THIS INFO IS COURTESY OF ONE OF THE MOST KICKASS TKC TIPSTERS WHO I'M VOTING FOR IN THE NEXT MAYOR'S RACE WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT!!!

    Here are just a few preliminary questions that should help guide reading the info this post provides:

    Why is a campaign that is clearly not active still expensing cell phone bills and buying something from the Apple Store three days before Christmas?

    Is every call on those iPhones campaign related?

    And slightly related to this iphone mess is another impending campaign finance debacle for the Co-Mayors:

    What kind of campaign office equipment costs $438.74 and where is it?

    Here's the most important part of this story, the link so that readers and newsies can view for themselves:

    THE MAYOR'S LATEST CAMPAIGN FINANCE REPORT IS FILLED WITH PRICEY IPHONE PAYMENTS AND A BIG TICKET PURCHASE LEADING UP THE BUDGET DEBATE AND THE GLOBAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE!!!

    Let's not forget that last time around Mayor Funky was fined by the Missouri Ethics Commission for his freewheeling campaign accounting that's anything but smart with the money.

    The Mayor can't call this a rookie mistake and I hope local media won't let him slide on extravagant purchases once again. While the rest of the nation is dealing with impending financial doom, it's disgusting to see Mayor Funky's "campaign" spending so freely on amazingly pricey iphone bills.

    Dog Gone It: The Chiefs need a real quarterback

    Michael Vick Leaves Kansas Prison . . . Enough with all of these former Patriots players, it's time KC hired somebody who knows something about real competition.

    A Classy KC Robbery

    A gunman stole cash and two pints of cognac from a Kansas City convenience store early today from the the Fast Stop at 705 E. 75th Street, around 3:15 a.m.

    The Remy was only worth $50 bucks but it's important to dream big.

    MAYOR FUNKY'S BUDGET FAILURE!!! THE STAR PRINTS ITS LAST INVESTIGATIVE STORY ON CITY HALL!!!



    It's almost kind of sad . . .

    Today's article on Mayor Funky's Budget failure from the Kansas City Star written by DeAnn Smith was pretty much a masterpiece.

    The piece features direct quotes from the major players on the Council (even the Mayor's supporters) questioning the KC Co-Mayor's Leadership by press conference.

    Even better, the article has a nice Q&A related to the Mayor's second job running an International Business Auditing Company and how his partnership with with George Blackwood is affecting his work.
    Former Councilman George Blackwood — Funkhouser’s new business partner — is vice chairman of the Global Trade Commission, which works with the international affairs office.

    Funkhouser denied that his business relationship and friendship with Blackwood affected his support for the (International Affairs and Trade) office's funding.

    “I think that for a small amount of money it enables us to have a presence in today’s global economy and putting bread on tables for families,” said Funkhouser, who hopes to travel to China this year.
    The article gathered the opinion of all the decision makers on this budget (among others) and left it to the reader to basically come to the obvious conclusion:

    MAYOR FUNKY FAILED TO PROVIDE ANY REAL LEADERSHIP ON THIS YEAR'S BUDGET!!!

    Sad thing is . . . This article is basically the last of its kind from The Kansas City Star.

    The future is horrible for a news organization that no longer has the balance sheet, the will or the guts to do real investigative pieces on local government. The blogging, freelancer and anonymous Internet commenter news gathering model that looms in the future isn't really comforting and won't serve as substitute. To wit . . .

    A SMART TV NEWS STATION DIRECTOR SHOULD HIRE DEANN SMITH WITH A QUICKNESS!!!

    I've seen her on TV and a couple of times in the real world and she's quite a tight little package for a female newsie with investigative skills to boot. Over the past two years that I've been following her work, her stories have regularly had TV news people all over the metro area talking and she has a great sense of controversy and knowledge of what will get the crowd talking.

    Sure, any lady newsie can look cute and talk about the latest car wreck but there's a huge market out there for lady newsies who can provide info on City Hall corruption while smiling big for the camera. I'd like to see if DeAnn can pull it off (hehe).

    KC Chamber News Briefs

    Everybody is a blogging . . . Mostly because they're broke.

    High Profile KCK Suicide

    The Kansas City Kansan: BPU's Conklin commits suicide

    Kansas City Budget Agenda: Run and Hide!!!



    Many thanks to a KICKASS TKC TIPSTER who brought this to my attention . . . This went out over e-mail last night:

    Finance and Audit Committee CANCELED for Wednesday March 25.

    Who knows, they could change their mind . . . But coming down to the wire, hoping that people have more entertaining activities than watching Channel 2 is a safe bet.

    There are relatively few last ditch efforts to change the budget . . . And they obviously don't have a lot of time to have their voices heard.

    Preparing for Massive KCPD Cutbacks!!!



    The outlook for The Kansas City Police Department is grim. Budget cuts WILL HAVE A REAL IMPACT ON THE NUMBER AND SUPPORT OF POLICE ON KANSAS CITY STREETS.

    The Star sums up a bit of the damage:
    KC police grapple with $10 million in budget cuts Kansas City police might need to ground their helicopters, lose 54 officer positions and force week-long unpaid furloughs to deal with looming budget cuts, Chief Jim Corwin said Tuesday.
    I understand this is a last minute plea for support which the KCPD desperately needs . . . However, I'm pretty sure these major cuts will become a reality . . . Therefore, it's time to start thinking about options.

    And, strangely, all of these budget cutbacks and the dire situation facing law enforcement on Kansas City streets seems somewhat familiar.



    In fact, I'm pretty sure this EXACTLY how the police academy movies started out.

    Erotic City Nasty not a Constitutional Right

    Judge finds Jackson County rules on adult businesses are constitutional

    Time of the season: Train Track Tragedy

    A man was hit and killed by a train early Wednesday morning near 17th Street and Scott Avenue.

    The T-bones once again celebrate Baseball and Kansas City area culture!!!



    The Kansas City Kansan Reports: Redneck Weekend to return as T-Bones promotion

    Death in the living room



    The parents of one of my former girlfriends had one of those huge glass tables in their living room and I was always afraid I was going to fall through it . . . Or end up being thrown into it . . . Luckily, she broke up with me and started dating some lawyer so I'm sure the fam ended up removing it for liability reasons. Or something.

    Also, anyone who has actually talked to me in person for more than 5 minutes has been forced to hear a recounting of an urban legend involving a rich local dude under a glass table, a hired escort, pineapples and a strange dietary proposition. That I heard from a friend, of a friend of an enemy.

    Still . . . Russ Ptacek's story on glass tables, their dangers and how to avoid them was rather captivating since the kitsch item is found in every other Kansas City Household.

    The story also inspired me to think about other glass danger in KC.



    The danger of this glass structure involves Kansas City jumping at every second glance from a sports team looking for leverage . . . Very much like a lonely fat chick.



    The Star's glass building causes hearing damage as paranoid employees rant and rave about credibility as their colleagues are fired.



    And of course, this guy is ultimately responsible for losing a lot of baseball games in Kansas City given that his discount retail skills haven't translated to MLB.

    So . . . Beware of glass in Kansas City!!! It's nearly as dangerous as false hope.

    KC Homeless Begging In High Gear

    The Give 8 Ask 8 initiative netted over $5,500 for City Union Mission.

    Spring Break Kills Suburban Woman

    A 58-year-old Lenexa woman died from bacterial meningitis after traveling to Mexico during spring break.

    TKC's misleading sports pun: Police break up Ruskin Race Riot!!!

    Kansas City police converged on Ruskin High School after a fight broke out Tuesday during a track meet.

    The Wednesday KC Morning Link Look



    Morning Link Roundup:

  • I can only assume they want to hurry up and find the next guy to FIRE in no more than 18 months: KC school board to use search firm to speed hunt for superintendent

  • Show Me partisan bickering at its best: A Comprehensive Jeff City Politics Compilation

  • Teaching us all something about priorities: Kansas House Passes Budget With Ed Cut

  • Giving themselves a good grade: MoDOT: 83% of Major Mo. Roads in Good Shape

  • Fear motivates firearms stockpiling in Kansas City: Economy, Politics Spark Metro Gun Sales

  • Believe OR ELSE: Obama ties hope for economic recovery to passage of budget

  • Another lesson in education layoffs: KCK school board cutting 36 central office slots

  • Hoping suburbanites find new wave windmills acceptable: Lee's Summit Considers Yard Turbines

  • A life affirming story from Lee's Summit, for a change: A passing motorist saves a teen's life as her car sank in a Lee's Summit pond on Monday night.

  • At least one form of cruelty is addressed in KC: Humane Society takes aim at animal fights

  • The beginning of this year's tragic warm weather routine: Violence decried at funeral for Raytown quadruple homicide victim

  • Ongoing (and cleverly worded) outcry against Kit Bond inspired pork: Earmark for pig project creates stink

  • About the photo for this post . . . There are a ton of cheesy pics of Justene Jaro and Christine Mendoza floating around the net, but I like this shot featuring the Philipina models in a candid moment.
  • Hearne Needs Your Help!!!

    The former Star columnist is looking for writers . . . There's even a vague mention of money which is virtually unheard of for the KC blogosphere . . . He mentions that he hired Pitch Editor C.J. Janovy back in the day so I'm guessing he's looking for more professional folks than typical scumbags who write blogs in order to find drinking buddies . . . Nevertheless, I'm thinking that eventually he'll hire some of his former colleagues which will help the economy but still won't contribute to lowering the misery index.

    The Kansas City Star Death Pool

    Offices chatter around Kansas City speculates about the demise of this town's paper of record according to blogger Moxie Mama . . . She offers some passionate reasons regarding her hope that the paper avoids financial peril.

    Tony Gonzalez still hates Kansas City

    Chiefs blog Arrowhead Pride has some interesting analysis on Tony G. trade talk . . . I can't say I blame the future Hall of Famer, since this town pretty much killed his chances of every playing in a Super Bowl.

    The Cold Morning Edition



    For me, I'm up late . . . Lots of links to post and a few interesting post ideas courtesy of KICKASS TKC TIPSTERS.

    Unrelated Observation: Why in the hell is it so cold this morning?

    Thankfully, I'm busy this AM. . . Sadly, I don't have time to check out sweet ass photos of Anna Faris in Arena magazine.

    Another time perhaps.

    Tuesday, March 24, 2009

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! YET ANOTHER EEOC SUIT AGAINST MAYOR FUNKY'S OFFICE!!!



    Former Mayoral assistant Shawn Pierce has an EEOC discrimination suit pending against Mayor Funky's office.

    Word around the campfire is . . . If his claim is found to have merit then he will sue Mayor Funky (and maybe City Hall) for damages and retaliation. Pierce was fired by Mayor Funky for no reason in particular and was subjected to a great many of Squitiro's weird ass managerial efforts.

    A great many people, maybe even the Co-Mayors, thought that Shawn was the source of a lot of info for this blog . . .

    NEWSFLASH!!! TKC HAS NEVER HAD ANY TYPE OF COMMUNICATION WITH SHAWN PIERCE!!!

    But the stories that I hear of the persecution that he faced because of Co-Mayor Gloria Squitiro and the unprofessional, paranoid and out of control Mayor's office under her influence make me feel sorry for the guy.

    Once again this is another example yet another employee of Mayor Funky being betrayed by promises of change from Mayor Funky . . . I wish Mr. Pierce good luck with his endeavors and like the rest of Kansas City . . . I'm sure he expected more from Co-Mayor's Funky and Squitiro.

    One more Kansas City Experiment Fails

    Plaza III at the Hyatt Regency in Jacksonville, Florida closes

    Mayor Funky's Ideas Rejected, Again

    MAST doesn't fire their director on Mayor Funky's suggestion in yet another demonstration of his political ineptness and impotence . . . Which is now beyond funny.

    The KC Evening Link Fest

    TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! APPELLATE COURT UPHOLDS VERDICT FOR J.E. DUNN OVER HISPANIC CONTRACTORS!!!



    If you see the Dunn family in Kansas City today . . . They're probably dancing in the streets.

    Just moments ago an appellate court upheld a verdict in a case between Dunn and a group of Hispanic Contractors.

    Last month, Chris Hernandez over at NBC Action News filed the definitive guide to this story . . . After TKC reported on it for more than a year.

    Anyhoo . . . The news of the verdict is important but it's not the end of the story. The case before the court was really one about standing on the issue.

    Now it falls to the TIF commission to see if big companies are bound to honor their commitments when it comes to hiring minority contractors. The TIF Commission meets early next month.

    A few dopes commenting on this case always confuse this issue . . . This isn't about the merits of Affirmative Action or hiring minority contractors - When J.E. Dunn signed up for Kansas City TIF cash - They already agreed to abide by Kansas City rules and regs which mandate the hiring of minority contractors . . . Not just front companies or cut and run payments to a few businesses.

    This case is about a Kansas City company honoring agreements in order to receive a helluva a lot of TIF.

    Further reading:

  • A TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! LOCAL MINORITY CONTRACTORS POINT OUT DISCREPANCIES IN TIF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION POLICY! H&R BLOCK COULD OWE KANSAS CITY MILLIONS!!!

  • TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! MINORITY CONTRACTING GOALS FOR H&R BLOCK MIGHT HAVE DISCREPANCIES. KC COUNCILWOMAN BETH GOTTSTEIN CALLS FOR AN INQUIRY!!!

  • TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! EVIDENCE CONTRADICTS H&R BLOCK'S CLAIMS TO THE TIF COMMISSION!!!

  • The $14 Million that H&R Block might owe to Kansas City is getting more public reaction while the local media stay quiet!!!
  • TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! CITY COUNCIL PLANNING TO FIRE CAUTHEN!!! TKC PREVIEWS THE FIRST ROUND OF FIGHTING!!!



    The City Council is tired of City Manager Wayne Cauthen.

    He has two . . . Maybe three people who don't care if the stays . . . But the rest of them want him gone from what I hear. That includes the vast majority of Council People from the Eastside.

    The logic: If they get rid of him, they absolve themselves of a lot of the guilt for extending his contract to such an extravagant degree in the first place.

    To wit, they're prepared to play hardball after the budget battle is taken care of . . .

    RUMOR HAS IT THEY'LL OFFER CAUTHEN A PARTIAL SETTLEMENT ON THE REMAINDER OF HIS SALARY AND MAKE HIM SUE THEM FOR THE REST!!!

    Once gain, Mayor Funky has been cut out of this decision and the impetus for this move isn't coming from his office . . . Notice, that there has not been a press conference which is the only trick the Co-Mayor has left. If anything, if Mayor Funky does get involved he may encourage a few random, not-very-well connected protests from the African-American Community.

    But I doubt it . . .

    The support for Cauthen was never about his job but more of a "screw you" to Mayor Funky and his "Black part of town" and Mammygate mess.

    So, the City Council is getting ready to give Cauthen the axe and it looks like it may not be as messy, sloppy or incompetent as Mayor Funky's first attempt.

    And all of this is almost as interesting as the Real World's Jamie Chung in Maxim, but not really.

    Developing . . .

    Happy Day!!! Hearne Links!!!



    Hearne Christopher Jr. has a rich-ass family with access to the very top echelon of power that will either save us from or deliver us to the Illuminati and The New World Order.

    Still, I'm really glad that he took advice from this lowly, basement-dwelling, Latino blogger and added some links to his page!!!

    HUZZAH!!! THE BOYCOTT IS OVER!!!

    The fact of the matter is, I never took Hearne's link down and during this "Cuban Missile Crisis of Kansas City Blogging" I noticed that I have no less than 300 links on the front page at any given time which pretty much makes TKC the biggest link source in Kansas City (natch).

    STILL . . . I'M HAPPY TO LINK HEARNE'S BLOG!!!

    And as he goes on to dominate the blogosphere (which is now becoming more and more Twitter based) I can feel just a small sense of accomplishment that the first reporter from The Star to take a major stake online learned just a little something from TKC.

    Cold Cases from KC's Black Community

    In an effort to bring closure to families who are grieving the loss of a loved one and help people feel safer in the community, THE CALL will highlight some unsolved homicides in the community . . . This seems like an important effort and hopefully it will receive as much attention as Missing White Ladies run constantly on local TV.

    Blogger Parenting Advice!!!

    The latest missive from the Midtown Miscreant answers two important questions: Yes, both bloggers and ex-cons can give KICKASS parenting advice. Seriously, it's good stuff written with style and much more useful than the mainstream tripe used to deliver ads to Yuppies.

    Is the EDC hot mess sexy enough to blog?



    First of all . . . I find all of this fighting over EDC funny given that Economic Development in Kansas City is at a standstill.

    But I'm all for a good fight.

    Getting rid of the Development Finance Office to save $611,000 is, according to The Star, "quickly attracting debate and has aligned against it an unusual group — Mayor Mark Funkhouser, County Executive Mike Sanders and City Manager Wayne Cauthen."

    As usual, The Kansas City Post offers the definitive take on the subject.
    We will find out soon enough if the City Finance Department responsibilites will be eliminated, but the real challenge should be issued to those who promised "TIF reform" to do something more than ignore the process and then complain when a TIF deal becomes an agenda item at a committee meeting.
    If I read his KICKASS post correctly, I think he's calling for elected leaders to take a greater role in judging the merits of TIF and ultimately assume responsibility for the bad deals that come down the pipeline. The fact that the Kansas City Post isn't jumping on the bandwagon and blaming the EDC for the global economic collapse or dishpan hands a is rather nuanced stance that we haven't seen from many pundits and a far cry from what we've heard from panicked politicos.

    My only contribution to this debate is silly but deserves attention (very much like this entire blog) . . .

    INCREASED GOVERNMENT PARTNERSHIP WITH PRIVATE COMPANIES IS THE NEW HOTNESS IN THE AGE OF OBAMA!!!

    For better or worse, the Government is now in bed with AIG and is now partnering with banks to peddle "toxic assets" backed by Uncle Sam.

    While I don't hold out hope for either one of those deals . . . The trend is clear and I think the point The KC Post makes is the most important thing to take away from any discussion:

    ULTIMATELY ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR APPROVING THESE CRAPPY TIF DEALS AND NOT THE D-BAGS WHO PUT THEM TOGETHER!!!

    And for all Mayor Funky's tough TIF talk . . . Let's not forget that He's still the guy who started off his administration with a SUPER-TIF for a soccer team with some of the lowest attendance ratings in the league . . . And he just signed off for yet another TIF on the swanky Savoy last week.

    Finally, when the government is giving cash to big business hand over fist . . . I really wonder how much all of this resonates with the average Kansas City voter. I know that I totally wouldn't be interested in any of this TIF talk if I wasn't soon to take inspiration from a recent Eddie Murphy movie and open a strip club named NIPPLE-OPOLIS!!!

    And I do expect TIF money.

    Yael T. Abouhalkah: "How far he (Mayor Funkhouser) has fallen since those days of being a credible city employee."

    Mayor Funky's recent attempt to fire the MAST Director betrays earlier promises of transparency according to a Kansas City Star columnist who formerly dedicated most of his column to the defense of the politician.

    Violence in the Great White North as well

    Police say a woman was shot early Tuesday morning at a Northland apartment complex. 4 in custody.

    As always, violence affects all of the metro . . . Not just the parts most KC politicos ignore.

    Kansas City's Economic Future: Kettle Corn

    More on a dude who must now find dates among chubby broads who like to snack (which is sometimes kinda fun as long as friends aren't watching): Former Ad Man Fends Off Economic Blues With Kettle Corn

    Good web design in KC?

    Can anyone recommend a good web designer (or firm) in Kansas City . . . Somebody who can handle Flash based widgets and not just the HTML CSS code monkey stuff I can take care of myself . . .

    Gloria Squitiro Humiliates Her House Guest



    I'm a big fan of the newsletters written by Gloria Squitiro if only because they regularly demonstrate what a cretin the women is . . . Her latest missive doesn't disappoint.

    It seems like Gloria's getting a little annoyed with her house guest and just informed all of Kansas City that the poor dude can't get a job:
    Our daughter is in graduate school in Atlanta, but her boyfriend is living with us until he can get established in Kansas City. So far, he has re-enrolled in college, but he is still looking for a job. His search is entering the fourth month. If the economy keeps up the way it has, I think we might see life reverting back to the days when extended families had to live together to cut costs. While we view families pulling together as a good thing, it is worrisome that the times are so tough that a vibrant young man cannot find a job within a normal amount of time.
    Ouch. I'm sure banging the Mayor's daughter must be a sweet endeavor (I haven't asked Crispin about it yet) but it can't be worth this kind of humiliation.



    Nevertheless, if this dude occasionally gets to sample Mayoral grade stank but must put up with being used as a talking point for the Co-mayor . . . I guess it must be sweeter (and not quite as hairy) as I've imagined.

    BOYCOTT HEARNE'S BLOG UNTIL THE D-BAG LEARNS HOW TO LINK!!!



    At this point, there aren't many people reading Hearne's blog so I don't know why I bother paying attention to him . . . But, as always, I want to help.

    Therefore, I want teach Hearne what folks on the Internets already know . . . LINKING IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE LANGUAGE OF BLOGGING!!!

    D-bags who don't understand the way the Internets works always accuse TKC of liberally using Internets content but they don't seem to know much about copyright law, fair use and how the kickass parody of this blog makes a great deal of my "work" (hehe) an original creation . . . And there's always a LINK BACK so that readers can check the source.

    Big media rarely, if ever provides links to where they discovered their material and a trend that I see on the net is even more disturbing . . .

    HEARNE CHRISTOPHER DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CREATE A HYPERLINK OR HE'S TOO ARROGANT TO DO SO!!!!

    So, until that d-bag decides to create a link . . . He'll be deleted from this page (if I ever get around to it) and I can only encourage others to challenge this troubling trend that's part of the arrogance that so many fired newsies finally starting their own real blogging efforts.

    Links are the language of the net . . . This page is full of them and they lead to people I disagree with, to people I don't like and to some folks who make me laugh.

    If Hearne won't participate in the net like so many other bloggers . . . If he won't take the time to learn the simplest forms of netiquette . . . Than Kansas City's Internet Community doesn't really need him.

    So . . . Until Hearne posts at least one link . . . Hopefully to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund . . . He won't get another link on this page . . . Which, is one of the few pages in KC to link him in the first place.

    Will DeAnn's departure mean a second term for Mayor Funky and the City Council?



    While I hate to admit it . . . It looks like there's some evidence which demonstrates that the demise of Kansas City's newspaper is very good for politicos seeking a second term and that's not just the Mayor but all of this town's least favorite politicos.
    A new study from Princeton that may predict what could happen to a city if one of its daily local newspapers shuts down.

    Two researchers found that after the Cincinnati Post closed at the end of 2007, municipal elections in northern Kentucky became less competitive -- fewer people went to the polls, fewer people ran for office and incumbents were more likely to be re-elected.
    I guess the Internetz might save us . . . Personally, I'm putting all my faith in Kelly Eckerman's fine old ass.

    Thanks to a KICKASS TKC TIPSTER for the link!!!

    The Mayor's MAST Mess



    One again Kansas City's Mayor has made a huge, needless controversy and horrible mess out of an institution that was running fine without his interference.

  • KC Mayor Asks MAST Director To Resign

  • Mayor asks MAST director to resign

  • MAST director rejects mayor's request that he resign


  • And here's what's worse . . .

    The Mayor's promise for change and a challenging institutions is now completely over with and sadly . . .

    THE FIREFIGHTER'S UNION IS NOW RUNNING MAYOR FUNKY!!!

    That's not exactly a groundbreaking route for a Kansas City politico and it looks more like the Mayor's political career is in need of rescue and the firefighters are the only people answering the call . . . Meanwhile, Mayor Funky is literally playing with the lives of people in Kansas City and trying gain political points from the way this town handles emergency care.

    Students in Olathe love teh ghey!!!



    Here's a strange but welcomed change, young people in JoCo actually support diversity for a change. Check it:

    Students Want Addition To Bullying Policy: Students Rally For Protection Of Gay Students

    Olathe School Bullying Policy Criticized
    There is an effort to make the Olathe School District's bullying policy more specific.

    A group of current and former Olathe High School students marched several blocks to the district's headquarters Monday.

    They delivered a petition asking for the district to specifically mention bullying against gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender students.
    I notice more and more suburban support for teh ghey people and that has to be a good thing . . . Sooner or later reactionary forces may concentrate on fighting this losing battle instead of racial profiling. Sweet!!!

    Bryan Busby Tweets

    A great many KC Newsies are using Twitter . . . The folks above the cut actually use the thing AND make their micro-blog entries useful (or at least funny) . . . Bryan Busby is providing micro-weather-updates and hopefully includes a little personality sometime soon.

    Tallying Kansas City Storm Damage

    TV News Could be doing these lame ass stories until 5 . . . Simple solution: Avoid downed power lines, tree branches and discarded underwear (just in case).

    Throwing Money out the window in KC

    Fox4 features another one of those great investigative/screwed over consumer stories that make people afraid to buy anything . . . Perfect for this economy.

    The P&L District hates photographers too!!!

    Public photography is not a crime . . . But one of the most talent local photogs in Kansas City notes that people who carry cameras are also faced with discrimination kind of like folks wearing white-t shirts (and minorities) in the snobby P&L District.

    The KC Tuesday Link Layout



    Here are just a few links that I'm reading this morning:

  • Two d-bags rob a woman in front of marked Kansas City police cars in what is described as a "brazen" robbery attempt . . . The were, obviously, subsequently arrested.

  • Kansas City blows: Crews Ready To Handle Wind Damage

  • Local activist won't have to camp out in Mayor Funky's office because her pet project was saved.

  • Now this is serious, economy impacts pets: Financial Straits Force Families To Leave Pets

  • KC fails the Westside again: Resurfacing of Southwest Trafficway fails a short test of time

  • Building something other than a meth lab in Independence: Jackson County “wall breaking” at the Truman Courthouse on the Independence Square to celebrate renovations under way on the historic building.

  • Handouts in "God's Country" as well: City of Kearney Approves ‘Mini Stimulus’

  • Of course KC is part of the scam: KC man gets 15 months in mortgage fraud scheme

  • Some welcomed news from Crime Scene KC: KCPD task force goes after burglars, car thieves in Midtown

  • They say the Denise Milani is "all natural" . . . I don't really care as long as she not wearing a lot of clothes.
  • KC Lightrail People Pout

    A great many people have noticed the increasingly pout-y posts of KC Lightrail . . . Sadly, the Obama Stimulus has yet to console this small contingent after the overwhelming majority of Kansas City voters said NO to them . . . Yet again.

    Homeless bums may soon have to find somewhere else to nap and make BM

    KC Library Faces Shortfall

    Raglan Road is Irish and depressing and sad



    A couple of weeks ago I went into Raglan Road in the P&L District with a friend a bit after lunch . . . The place was a tomb and the waitress nearly insisted we take lunch menus. We only drank instead.

    A recent video of the place made by two traveling d-bags is equally depressing.

    Some poor Polish woman pretending to be Irish is dancing on tables for no more than 3 bored looking dudes in the crowd . . . This is pretty much the essence of P&L District dinning.

    I'm no financial genius but I don't imagine this is the kind of "Downtown Renaissance" that was touted. In fact, Raglan Road at the P&L District is only slightly less depressing than the bittersweet prose of Angela's Ashes . . . Or at least the parts of the movie I viewed when I wasn't all over some chubby Irish broad I dated at the time.

    Link via Irish KC

    Kansas, Tiller, still?

    As a bad Catholic I don't have enough time in my busy schedule for an opinion on abortion; I'm just honestly surprised that anybody cares about dead babies in this economy.

    One Park Place: All but Abandoned

    Over the weekend, The Star featured an under reported story regarding the fate of a luxury condo development in KC - It's pretty much empty. To start the week, my favorite real estate agent blog offers a stern retort and looks on the bright side as someone selling 30 year-loans in this economy would . . .

    Banking Crisis Hits Kansas City

    A great post from 3AM documenting the global economic collapse getting right in everyone's face in Kansas City.

    The Day In Bed



    A perfect day for sleeping . . . And maybe a few other bed related activities (i.e. eating and video games) . . . Blogging may be light, but then again I might get inspired.

    But, as usual, whatever happens today will have to take place in between my naps. I'm using the wonderfully overcast Spring skies as my excuse today.

    Monday, March 23, 2009

    Perspective on the Obamanomics gamble: Who will buy Kansas City's toxic assets?



    All the talk tonight is about Obama Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner's bank toxic-asset-disposal plan that's supposed to bring the U.S. out of economic collapse.

    I have neither the time nor the patience to try and explain the plan but it's basically a move for the government to back a lot of bad debt . . . What few people are mentioning is that this stimulus to encourage folks with money to invest and buy up these "toxic assets" means that in essence the government owns all of these bad mortgages, bad credit and junk financial schemes.

    OF COURSE IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK BECAUSE OF AN AGE OLD PRINCIPLE: IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BORROW YOUR WAY OUT OF DEBT!!!


    Even worse, the next TRILLION dollar scheme is even more insipid because it only leads to further devaluing the dollar.

    This kind of financial shell game is actually kind of scary . . .



    Or at least it would be if the whole world (i.e. Europe) wasn't doing it as well.

    In any event, the market rallied today because people are sheep and I expect that it will rally even more in the near future . . .

    Thing is, I've seen this kind of plan before in years of watching Kansas City Politics.

    The Obama plan to give away the store in order to encourage investment is the same scam that shaky government programs have tried for years on Kansas City's Eastside to no avail.


    There are programs that sell property for DEEP DISCOUNTS THAT MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T POSSIBLY IMAGINE on the Eastside of Kansas City. The only problem? Well, the houses are on the Eastside of Kansas City are in a "toxic" part of town for investment.

    The same goes for the KC School District . . . Students are offered a really a great deal in terms of resources that are unparalleled by even the nicest suburban school districts . . . But few people take advantage because Kansas City Schools are toxic.

    Sure . . . It's always tempting to try and get in on the ground floor but people smart enough to have millions of dollars understand that bargain basement prices exist for a reason . . . BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WOULD DARE TAKE THE GAMBLE!!!

    Over decades and years the ongoing fire sale on the Eastside of Kansas City has never worked whether it's called 18th and Vine or New Tools . . . It just doesn't make financial sense for anyone to take the kind of risk in much the same way that assuming debt and bad mortgages isn't a smart idea because it relies on the same people who got into this mess to start making payments and behaving responsibly.

    Come to think of it, I thought everybody voted for Obama to get out of paying for their mortgages . . .

    In the final analysis . . . Today amounted to nothing more than a lot of empty talk and far too optimistic planning from the Obama Administration yet again.

    Furthermore . . . One sign that I'm right, that this is a false rally and really nothing more than yet another "bear trap" on the long, horrible way to a bottom . . .



    People holding onto gold didn't let go of their position today . . . In fact, all of the precious metals were up . . . If this was a true rally, if folks with the real cash were excited about jumping back into this market then we'd seem more action from big money interests anxious to get back in . . . As of late, there's just a bunch of talking heads on TV trying sell this dead cat bounce for all it's worth to clueless consumers.

    Nevertheless . . . This wrongheaded plan is reminiscent of Citadel Plaza and every other doomed Eastside development Kansas City has seen. In the long run, nobody would ever want to buy something "toxic" even if the government (i.e. taxpayer) was taking most of the risk.

    It's "hope for change" and very little substance . . . And at this point, I honestly feel sorry for people who believe this kind of garbage and will lose a fortune following Obama headlong into a Depression and a dangerous devaluation of the dollar.

    KICKASS KANSAS CITY CHEF!!!



    I survive on snack cakes and sammiches so I don't really have any insight into the following post . . . But it's nice to know that on at least one front, Kansas City still has a reputation for excellence.

    The James Beard Foundation Awards shine a spotlight on the best and brightest talent in the food and beverage industry.

    Nominated Best Chef: Midwest

    Colby Garrelts
    Bluestem
    Kansas City, MO

    I will live the rest of my life without eating at this place but it almost looks as good as the tuna, macaroni, peas and carrots casserole (bachelor food special) I'm planning to make on Friday if I can ever get this hot plate going . . . There it is . . . Grilled cheese tonight ese!!!

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! CITY MANAGER CAUTHEN'S BUDGET MEMO!!!



    The budget is the biggest thing going on this week . . . To wit, here's an EXCLUSIVE LOOK at City Manager Wayne Cauthen's Comments on it . . . I've just copied them rather than just play translator/reporter/journalist.

    This isn't too complicated and I think people who really follow this stuff can read and decide for themselves.

    Check it:

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    This is a very difficult budget requiring hard and unpleasant decisions. As I look at the budget ordinance that was passed by the Finance Committee, what strikes me is the fact that we have more points of agreement than disagreement, and the modifications to the submitted preliminary budget are reasonably few. I think this is a tribute to efforts dating back to our strategic planning retreat and the recent employment of Public Financial Management (PFM) to provide a thorough review of our present and future financial condition as well as recommendations of options for addressing our budget shortfall.

    Several difficult reductions for which there is general agreement included in the submitted budget remain:

    Fifteen percent reductions to our funding of regional amenities such as the Zoo, Truman Sports Complex, Liberty Memorial, etc.

    Freezing the salaries of all city employees

    Reducing curb-side recycling to every-other-week

    Eliminating the Apartment Rebate Program

    Eliminating approximately 330 filled and vacant positions in the General Fund and General Fund Supported funds.

    Reducing the cost of employee benefits

    Modifications of the Public Safety Budget

    Efficiencies through consolidation of Police redundancies
    Fire Department operations efficiencies through mutual aid agreement
    Review of MAST operations for efficiencies through consolidations of redundancies

    Furthermore, once the budget is adopted, we need to continue working together on developing a revenue enhancement plan for consideration before the November 3rd election date so this City can address the issue of its insufficient income to provide the level of essential services expected and needed by our residents. I believe we all agree that we are with this budget cutting services to the bare bone and cannot continue this downward trend without considering revenue increases in some form.

    However, even though we are in general agreement on most of the major issues, I do have some immediate concerns and points of clarification I wish to share with you regarding some of the items included in the amendment to the budget ordinance.

    Merging the Development Finance Function into the EDC – $611,561 -- The economic recession has amplified the challenges of economic development within the City and has brought to light areas of needed improvement, addressing these areas in the time remaining before budget adoption is not the best solution. As such, I recommend using the annual review process outlined in the ED&I policy. That review will comprehensively address concerns with the process as well as implement needed adjustments to correct deficiencies. Given the City’s recent audit finding and restatement related TIF project record keeping, it is important to be aware of the potential internal control issues that would arise should the EDC become solely responsible for this program, specifically the loss of segregation of duties and City oversight of EDC activities. In simple terms, the designed checks and balances necessary to fully vet tax incentive proposals and maintain the programs would be lost. Included in this discussion is the confidentiality of business and taxpayer records, under the federal law, various financial records are confidential and the IRS may take issue with the City sharing these confidential records for purposes other than tax collection. There are also several non-TIF related functions currently performed by development finance staff, such as the $90 million New Market Tax Credits Program, monitoring of Chapter 100 Bonds, and incentive review. Without funding, these programs will be significantly impacted and in some cases jeopardized.

    Housing Program Reduction – $139,378 – The City's CDBG/HOME maximum administration capacity has been attained, so the funding for Housing administration must come from the General Fund. Adequate funding of the program is essential for the City to regain control of its housing program. In addition, it is essential that we fund the director position as both HUD and the receiver have made a director/single point of contact, a requirement for the return of these programs to city control. In addition, not only is HUD requesting an increase in the amount of training we provide our employees in the area of HUD funded programs but also that the City increase the number of qualified persons administering the programs.

    Reductions to City Communications (Channel 2 and Public Relations) – $720,992 – The submitted budget proposed consolidating much of the City’s communications functions into the City Communications Office, and many departmental Public Information Officers are eliminated. A budget reduction of the size proposed by the committee substitute completely eliminates the communications function, other than allowing Channel 2 to operate on a very limited basis, and may even require costly outside contractors to accomplish production of just the weekly council meetings. These cuts would prevent the city from effectively keeping the public informed about city programs, services, issues, and even emergencies, at a time when communicating has never been more important. As indicated in the Citizen's Satisfaction Survey, the public wants more and better information from the city, not less. The survey shows that citizens consider communications one of the most important and basic essential services. With the size and scope of these budget cuts citywide, we must be able to communicate the information citizens will need to access city services, via every communications tool we have available. We need to ensure our residents and prospective businesses that Kansas City is open and operating and doing its best, despite difficult economic times.

    Human Relations Compliance $100,000 - The proposed reduction in the Contract Compliance Section are offset in Prevailing Wage Statutory Penalties and fines. In 2007 the contract compliance section collected approximately $148,082 in worker's restitution and $109,790 in penalties and fines that went directly into the City's general fund account. The section assisted more than 317 workers in collected wages due them by contractors. In 2008 the contract compliance section collected $149,077 in worker's restitution and $57,275 in penalties and fines. There are two outstanding transactions that will garner an additional $54,000 in penalties and fines by month end. To date, the section has assisted more than 101 workers with restitution damages. In summary, this section has shown a consistent history in collecting statutory penalties and fines that would eliminate the shortage mentioned in the budget amendment.

    Fire – $1,200,000 -- The reduction proposed in the submitted budget was to eliminate two fire companies with the identification of the affected companies accomplished through the labor-management process. No lay-offs would result. Staff reduction would occur through attrition. However, closing a third company would require lay-offs, and this triggers additional negative consequences. Not only would the City lose the $167,670 “SAFER” Grant estimated in the budget, but we would need to repay SAFER Grant proceeds received over the past three years, as laying-off firefighters would violate an eligibility requirement for the SAFER Grant. Furthermore, additional reduction of companies reduces the number of firefighters “on the street” and available for emergency deployment. We are seeking to ensure the budgeted savings in the Police Department does not result in reducing the number of uniformed officers serving our citizens; we should take similar care in minimally impacting the number of firefighters available for emergency response.

    International Office – $98,135 -- The submitted budget reduced the City’s funding for the International Office to a single staff member. I believe this minimal staffing is needed for at least protocol responsibilities when foreign dignitaries and business executives visit Kansas City. Furthermore, in conversations with the Greater Kansas City Chamber of Commerce, there does not appear to be much interest in funding and housing the international function at the Chamber at this time. However, as the economy improves I am hopeful that outside entities may allocate funding to sustain international activities.

    Parks and Recreation Engineering and planning – $564,498 -- I concur with the recommendation of charging these positions to capital and maintenance projects. I also believe that maintaining a separate engineering and planning function in the Parks and Recreation is redundant and should instead be consolidated as part of a city-wide engineering and planning function.

    Youth Advocacy – $119,020 -- I recommend retaining the $119,020 included in the submitted budget for this program because of its history of being able to use these dollars to leverage investment and involvement from the Chamber of Commerce and other local entities to provide needed opportunities, education, and work experiences for our young people. In addition, this is a program that needs to be positioned to leverage recovery act grants, but to accomplish that we have to have human infrastructure in place to be eligible. In a worst-case situation, we could be eliminating $119,020, but potentially losing 1.5 million in potential federal recovery/stimulus money. This division has created a fluid mechanism to integrate numerous green collar training programs. These evidenced based training programs targeting high school drop outs (38%) and adjudicated youth will strengthen our ability to secure federal funds from the following agencies: Department of Labor, Department of Health & Human Services, Department of Justice, Housing & Urban Development, Department of Energy and the Environmental Protection Agency. The innovative mechanism described above has the potential to serve as a national model.

    Police – I concur with the need to pursue grant funding to supplement the budget so there is no need to reduce the current number of authorized uniformed positions in the Police Department. My recommendation is to utilize COPS grant funds to accomplish this objective,

    Community Justice Program (CJP) Unit and Aim4Peace -- $771,263 – I recommend that funding for these programs be restored, as the reallocation of these funds to Truman Medical Center (TMC) does not impact the overall shortfall in the General Fund and General Fund supported funds. The entire $771,263 CJP Unit budget, including Aim4Peace, is funded through the Health Levy. The reduction in funding to TMC is the result in an overall reduction in Health Levy collections. Even with this reduction, TMC remains the largest recipient of Health Levy funds, and the $771,263 restoration would account for approximately 0.22% of the hospital’s total revenues. CJP and Aim4Peace have no other source of funding and are developing a public health strategy that is working.

    The CJP Unit leveraged the $771,263 and produced a $3,009,655 return on the city’s investment: (1) CJP Unit obtained $593,167 in two active grants with terms that end June 2011 (Targeting Violent Crime Initiative and Mental Health Court) and (2) CJP Unit obtained $2,416,488 savings through Aim4Peace (Health Care Savings $963,754 + Law Enforcement Savings $1,449,734). Aim4Peace is the only KCMO governmental-community supported program with an independent evaluation demonstrating its unreplicated effectiveness as an important public health and safety tool. I will continue to seek other funding options to restore the $773,083 including the JAG Grant, but I urge you to restore this basic public service.

    In all, my concerns and clarifications involve only 10 items and a reasonably small sum of dollars. We will be receiving stimulus monies and must have the infrastructure in staff and programs to be able to acquire and utilize these essential resources. It is not my intent to be critical of alternative proposals but rather to offer further perspective and context in which to make your final decisions in an effort to ensure that the 2009-10 adopted budgets reflects the best and most efficient allocation of our limited resources.

    As always, I am available and welcome the opportunity to meet with you and respond to any questions, comments or concerns you may have.

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    Mayor Funky and Cauthen agree on EDC

    A surge of complaints makes the strangest of bedfellows according to Yael T. Abouhalkah.

    Rain: Don't plan on watching Prime Time

    KCTV5 meteorologists are watching a storm approach the metro that carries with it a slight risk for severe weather.

    Brake for Funerals KC

    A 21-year-old man pleaded guilty Monday to involuntary manslaughter for his role in the death of a funeral motorcycle escort.

    TKC EXCLUSIVE QUESTION!!! WILL KANSAS CITY'S BUDGET DEBATE TURN INTO A RACE WAR?!?!?!?



    The budget battle is going to get ugly this week . . . Rumor has it the breakdown on votes ratifying the budget may break down across racial lines . . . With Mayor Funky, strangely, siding with the African-American Council people who are planning opposition to the budget.

    I can only hope is that Terry Riley and Melba Curls work through their differences, get on board with the majority of the City Council and don't wind up getting played by a Mayor who can only get Sharon Sanders Brooks to act as his political housemaid.

    Developing . . .

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! SHARON SANDERS BROOKS SKIPPED OUT ON MEETINGS WITH FINANCE COMMITTE CHAIR!!!



    Here's a quick exclusive tibbit floating around City Council Chambers . . .

    Rumor has it that Councilwoman Sharon Sanders Brooks hasn't been too concerned about the budget . . . In fact, she allegedly has skipped out on meetings with Kansas City Finance and Audit Committee Chair Deb Herman for the past two weeks.

    Anybody know what she has been up to?

    Canoodling with her main squeeze Linwood Tauheed?

    Or maybe planning her next vacation?

    Folks around City Hall would love to know . . . Because they're asking questions.

    Futilely fact checking TKC!!! Claiming not to read while quoting liberally!!!

    The d-bag who writes 12 and Main is obviously smart no matter how boring the writing on the blog happens to be . . . The author is anonymous but is likely marginally connected to Kansas City politics with enough knowledge to quote obscure KC Ordinances that few people care about . . . Apparently, today on the blog I'm being called out for criticism and then support of Pat Gray polling . . . As if anyone really cared.

    Facts:

    Pat Gray polling is politically influenced.

    On the instance when I EXCLUSIVELY reported a poll of his a week before anybody else in Kansas City (with the help of kickass TKC TIPSTERS) . . . I thought his numbers had a little more merit and were far more extensive than the previous polls I dissed.

    TKC's good judgment, in-depth political analysis and amount of sleep are always the final factor in opinions regarding mostly rigged polling data in Kansas City . . . Obviously, I don't have much loyalty to politicos or white people in general.

    More importantly, the overriding factor here is that TKC for a long time has noted that Kansas City Schools are a disaster and they're in desperate need of change. That change must come from the community and in a form that has more accountability than the mostly corrupt School Board (with only one notable exception).

    Meanwhile . . . I like the challenge to TKC from a blogger just starting to learn that the best way to come up with captivating content and earn a link is by picking a fight.

    Bravo . . . But you were just spanked in public.

    Early Morning KC House fire link

    Flames at one house in Kansas City quickly spread to two others on Monday morning . . . I hate linking house fire stories, but I needed a place filler . . . So here we are . . .

    It's time for TKC to find an alternative to snobby Kansas City lesbian coffee!!!



    A new friend recently purchased a gift card for TKC to one of my formerly favorite coffee places in KC that's known for its dominant lesbian vibe . . . I enjoyed every bit of it and it even inspired me to visit the place more often and spend a few coins of my own.

    I've written about this coffee place before and I thought that I enjoyed the stand-offish attitude of the baristas who basically threw my coffee at me while providing service with a scowl because my mere presence at the establishment somehow seemed evoke a reaction to what some refer to as "a rape culture."

    But no more . . . I forked over 5 bucks this weekend for a crappy, small cup of coffee and I'm pretty sure the trendy lady serving it up wanted to spit in it. While it tasted wonderful, it's also kind of sad that the service at Quiktrip is so much better than this place.

    So, I'm gonna stop going.

    To wit, that leaves me in need of a new coffee place to meet with people from time to time and occasionally camp out in while pretending to work on my laptop.

    I'm asking for suggestions . . . My requirements:

  • Close proximity to downtown KC.

  • Not packed with lesbians who hate obviously hetero males who exude a certain rugged sexuality and a pleasant musk of clothes that are worn for a week at a time.

  • Decent coffee.

    Honestly, I don't have time to do the research on this one and I think personal stories about Great KC Coffee joints are far more useful to TKC and everyone else.

    Plug your favorite coffee place near Downtown . . . Tell us why it's awesome because I don't want to pay for lesbians giving me the cold shoulder any longer when I've already received the same kind of treatment for free from half of the women I've dated who subsequently turned to lesbianism after our relationship . . . While the remainder just stayed in the shower for a couple weeks muttering something about never being able to get clean again.

  • Exposing Kansas City Media Doesn't Pay



    Lydia Hearst, featured above, is the great-granddaughter of publishing magnate William Randolph Hearst and the fact that she's showing her ass for a lingerie company instead of running a once legendary chain of newspapers just might provide a glimpse at the future for the dead tree media.

    Nevertheless . . . Saying (or reporting) as much isn't a popular stand. To wit, Bottomline Communications is canceling further groundbreaking reporting on KC News.

    His reasoning is important and a lesson for Internet Publishers both big and small:
    We took our role very seriously and writing items could be very stressful. We did get a ton of traffic each day to our site, which was gratifying. The reality of it that it does not do anything to enhance our business. In fact, we are now convinced it may have actually hurt our business.
    Read that twice and then read the whole post . . . Community journalism isn't the way to amass a fortune from the Internets - And that's coming from a guy with TWICE as much experience in media than most bloggers.

    Sadly, the fact is that most young people and Internet entrepreneurs don't care enough about what's going on in this city to try and duplicate the effort (and no, aggregating other people's work is fun but doesn't count) . . . I never shared Landsberg's concern with the feelings of media folks but I find his decision rather earth shattering in that he's basically implying that so-called media "professionals" hold grudges over junk written on the internets. Still, this isn't much of a concern for me given that one look inside the newsrooms of big media in this town and I knew long ago that there wasn't any way I would ever get far in the lily white field of newsies chasing the same story and constantly repeating each other . . . To wit, TKC has crafted an alternative style that not only includes a few scoops from time to time but also more scantily clad white women than any other media organization has the guts to assemble . . . And while I may be proud of this momentous achievement . . . I'm also just a bit sad to see one of the best media reporters in Kansas City basically admit that there's no point in offering quality info to this town.

    Please cut Kansas City's most useless anti-violence program: Aim4peace



    I can't believe this is even a controversy . . .

    But there are actually a few people hoping to save the utterly useless Aim4Peace despite any verifiable results that the program is working.

    On the surface of it, I'd love to support a program engaged in dispute resolution at the grassroots level . . . But what I've seen so often is that these program supported by local government only amount to a lot of people picking up checks with little or no accountability. Just to highlight their scattered approach to crime fighting . . . The group rounded up people to play janitor and pick up trash over the weekend in order to demonstrate their value to the community. Ugh.

    Like him or not, Alonzo Washington has an entire blog filled with details of the cases that he has participated in, media mentions and anti-violence appearances . . . Aim4Peace has nothing more than a static web page on the City's servers touting doctored data.

    Finally, we just have to talk results . . . Last year was almost another record breaking year for Kansas City's murder rate. Aim4Peace obviously didn't help. This year looks to host a great many homicides as well . . . Spending city cash to keep "community activists" employed (when their efforts aren't that substantial) is simply a bad idea . . . Even in the best of times.

    Monday Morning Smirking Link Layout



    Some big media links that are somewhat interesting:

  • Probably one of the most important issues in Kansas City that only a small circle of politicos care about: Effort to close city's development finance office meets resistance

  • Snobbery for a great cause: Food and Wine Tasting Event to Benefit Harvesters

  • Ouch. If you're walking upright, your weekend was probably better: Police shut down two lanes of Interstate 70 in Kansas City after a woman was clipped by a semitrailer.

  • Not the first or last of this year's tragic litany of homicide memorials: Family, Friends Gather To Remember Homicide Victims

  • MWWS and its ancillary domestic spying side effect: Smith Family Works to Pass The Kelsey Smith Act

  • Sending responsibility for our protection overseas: U.S. move to cheaper Chinese condoms threatens American jobs

  • Speaking of unprotected: Seat belt use declines in Johnson County

  • Deadly Skirmish recap: Man killed in Independence street fight

  • And the Follow-up: Two Teens Being Questioned In Stabbing

  • A Gemma Merna photo gallery is my morning gift to TKC readers
  • Everybody loves early Missouri voting

    Advance voting in Missouri under discussion . . . Smarter people than TKC think this is a great idea. Those same folks probably don't remember that advance polling (that would arise from early returns) has been found to discourage voters time and time again.

    Show Me Missouri Mental Problems

    More of mentally ill being treated at Missouri nursing homes - Missouri's nursing home population of mentally ill adults between the ages of 22 and 64 is the eighth highest in the country. It has increased by 76 percent since 2002.

    Sprint Center Attraction



    Walking down to the Sprint Center over the weekend I noticed two things.

    Propaganda regarding NCAA Tournament attendance was mostly a lie. I don't know how many people visited the P&L District over the weekend but the few I witnessed were just white dudes wearing sports clothing and nursing beers or just standing around. Commerce wasn't in the air and people weren't buying many of the $9 beverages that were supposed to save Kansas City. In fact, it seemed like nothing more than a bunch of college sports fans standing around. Remember that this same event-based strategy failed to create a "Renaissance" near Kemper Arena - And that place actually has parking.

    Featured in the photo above: A WHITE WOMAN WITH THE BIGGEST, NICEST ASS I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

    Kudos to this lady, who I think is from outta town, for not only accentuating her best feature, turning heads and possibly causing a couple of car crashes but also for walking half a mile in high heels through downtown Kansas City.

    I've blocked out even a hint of this woman's face but I'm using the photo and recalling the story in order to demonstrate that body image issues facing young ladies and exacerbated by women's magazines (and this blog) should be challenged given that this big-assed woman turned nearly every head in downtown as she walked by but she probably doesn't conform to "conventional" magazine cover model standards.

    Yes, I guess her shoe selection doesn't really fall into line with feminist ideals . . . Still, I contend that while bunions and deformed, pronated feet are a high cost to pay for looking good in jeans that didn't really seem to fit . . . This woman made Kansas City beautiful for a day with her sacrifice.

    Social network reality: Sponsored Kansas City Blogger event draws fewer than 10

    The latest shin-dig by the Kansas City Bloggers was sponsored by sweet ticket deal from The Wizards. Obviously, the outing seems like a great time with a nice people - The only problem, there were fewer than 10 of them according to an account of the event. Now, that's great and maybe the Wizards will win in the long-run via great word of mouth by "influential" bloggers . . . But I'm pretty sure there are a great many other folks out there who can round up 10 people for a discount and probably don't even need the help of fancy, "social-networking" technology in much the same way local drinking events (even for charity) aren't as groundbreaking at folks trumpeting the "power of the Internets" would like to think . . . Or, maybe soccer just isn't that much of a draw.

    Blame soccer or social networking . . . But maybe both have been too widely hyped in defining "the future" of Kansas City.

    Which state has the better cheerleaders?

    KU and MU won . . . I don't particularly care but Kansas Watch has an angle on the weekend sporting events that intrigues me.

    A look at KC: "Shirley has worked Town-Topic for Forty Years"

    Amazing photo of a KC person and not a building (for a change) . . . Found via KC Camera.

    Obama lies in retrospect



    Watching the 60 minutes interview with President Obama I slowly realized that it was nothing more than a tea party debate that American pop culture loves to engage in . . . Obama vs. Cheney in a meaningless squabble that doesn't have any regard for the actual policy taking place. And isn't even as interesting as recent photos of Eliza Dushku in Maxim.

    At this point, there's very little difference between Obama or Cheney in terms of policy.

    Here's a quick review:

  • Obama promised to close Bush era prison camps in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. He did, but Obama's Guantanamo is now in Afghanistan and it's bigger while U.S. policy on torture still isn't much different than the Bush era despite some cute speeches.

  • For all his hope and change talk while bashing Bush policies on terrorism. Obama has preserved the right of the U.S. to use "renditions" i.e. kidnapping as a part of the War of Terror.

  • Finally, Obama doubling down in Afghanistan can't really be the kind of hope for change that so-called progressives have touted. I'm no military expert but I'm not exactly sure how increased efforts in a war with poor, brown people are going to increase esteem for this nation around the world . . . Also, I'm still kinda nervous that Obama's war efforts are taking place in a country also known as "The Graveyard of Empires."