Friday, December 11, 2009

Funkhouser Bobblehead Marks the Beginning Of A Happy Hanukkah For TKC!!!



Thanks to one of the GREATEST ALL TIME TKC READERS I am now in the possession of a Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser Bobblehead Made for McFadden's KC.

The bobblehead isn't even available very widely yet and the gift will definitely keep on giving.

This could be the best Hanukkah Ever!!! And I guess this is the right time to wish all of my Jewish readers a Happy Holiday . . . This blog will hopefully feature more hotass Jewish broads in the next few days.

Now, as my mitzvah for all TKC Readers . . . I'm gonna put my little Mayor Funky in as many compromising positions as I can think of . . . but I need a bit more help. To wit . . .

PLEASE COMMENT WITH APPROPRIATE POSES FOR MINI MAYOR FUNKY!!!

I'm have a few choice potholes on local streets where mini-Mayor Funky might wanna pay a visit but after that I'm out of ideas . . . TKC readers are rather creative so I want to hear what you d-bags devise.

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What about Funky using it to give himself a prostate exam this time. That would explain the look on his face because he has his head up his ass.

Anonymous said...

How about his staffers leaning in front of him and......no forget about it. Everyone's already seen that pose.

Anonymous said...

You can put it in your bum bum

Anonymous said...

Gloria said that bobble head is good to me. Do me little bobble head.

Anonymous said...

Wha? Tony I don't really want to know where you're putting that thing.

Anonymous said...

squid sells them on the corner of 21st and Troost. she said just put him where you want him and then slap his little feet that head will oooooooh.

Anonymous said...

string it up with a nice noose :)

Midtown Miscreant said...

bob jones shoes of course. Take a shot of him peeking out of a pair of the biggest earth shoes you can find.

Anonymous said...

how about mini funk peeking out from the Squid's butt crack? wouldn't be far from real life...

anyone have a picture of her butt crack?

Anonymous said...

That BITCH of mine has reduced me to this. Mark KC's first Bobble head mayor. She tells me what to do and I just bobble my big head.

Anonymous said...

jewish girls = FTF!!!! (Fun To Fuck)

Anonymous said...

Perhaps you can add facial acne and wire frame glasses? That would make the bobblehead more recognizable as Mark.

If you want to really egg people on, you might attach an miniature octopus over the bobbelheads privates :)

SBE said...

We saw The Funk at Oak Park today, buying jewelry. As always, he was easy to spot, even in a shoulder-to-shoulder crowd of 82,000.

Anonymous said...

Next time Tony do a count of how many in KC hate those two ugly MF's.