Mayor Funky and Gloria Squitiro have decided to once again bring hate radio to a Kansas City event.
Even worse . . . Kansas City has rejected Chris Stigall's act and his crappy ratings reflect this fact . . . Meanwhile, the Co-Mayors are still so desperate for allies that they continue to turn to a dude with a minuscule audience who preaches nothing but unpopular GOP talking points to a tiny group of hillbilly dorks.
There are more stories of this Funky X-Mas Fail coming to light . . .
LAST YEAR THE MAYOR'S X-MAS TREE FUND ALREADY HAD HOLIDAY CARDS OUT BY LATE NOVEMBER AND AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS ARE SAYING THAT THE CURRENT CREW IS NOWHERE NEAR PROVIDING THAT DESPERATELY NEEDED ASSISTANCE!!!
And yet again . . . Gloria Squitiro is hurting feelings, making a mess and putting X-mas for needy people in jeopardy.
Only the weather changes for the Funky Bunch while their abysmal failure to continue a Kansas City tradition is nothing more than another sign of Co-Mayor incompetence.
Where is your holiday cheer TKC?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Will Gregory promoting it this year? Guess it will be a fashion show and cheap martinis with db supreme attendees. Maybe they can make a Gloria "foot stirred" martini.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Jesus. Hope you like crap!
Mayor's Christmas Tree ceremony? ... Bah, Funk-bug!
ReplyDeleteI love it when you use that graphic Tony, it causes my pulse rate to increase, my breathing to deepen and I get all naughty feeling so I have to touch myself.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. -wg
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt whether the real K Carlos would ever be that sexual. She comes across as a royal ice queen.
ReplyDeleteOnly in it for the money so to speak.
So Funk is now a Republican? The guy who wants the city to run everything and take over any private enterprise so the unions can run it?
ReplyDeleteYeah, seems like typical GOP talking points to me.
WGPR has been great to work with. They do a ton of charitable events throughout the year. Your readers should know this. This isn't political people, it's charitable.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad WGPR is doing the Mayor's Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony this year. It might actually get the attention it deserves and get some cash back into a fund that has needed help for a long time.
ReplyDeleteCome on KC, it's Christmas!
Will and Jenny do several charity events all over the city, all year round. Although I don't go to all WGPR events, the ones that I have gone to have been very successful and have raised much needed $$ for those organizations. I'm happy to see that KC Power & Light is on board too!
PS - Love Modern Family, good choice! Good Luck!
Looking forward to this GREAT family event. It's a magical time of year and Crown Center will look amazing!
ReplyDeleteYou really think I would bring my kids if I know that Gloria is there?
ReplyDeleteWho need Branson?
ReplyDeleteIt's the most wonderful time of the year
With the mayor' staff doing nothin' but jingle balling
And squit yelling at you to "Be of good cheer, mother fucker!"
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the sappiest season of all
With funk and pet snarling holiday greetings and gay (no homo-TKC)happy meetings
When friends come to call (friends? what are those?)
It's the freakiest of seasons for asperger people all
There'll GOP parties for roasting
Regular folk for t-bagging
And fire pit jumping out in the snow
There'll be scary squit stories
And tales of the gories of squit
X-Mas letters of long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much dirty toeing
And feet will be glowing
When sausage fingers are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be parties for scamming
Regular folk for demeaning
And innappropriate touching by funky and pet out in the snow
There'll be scary glo stories
And tales of Xmas letters of long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time of the year
You mayor haters are gettin a little creapy with your zealousness.
ReplyDelete“As of today, I am exercising the authority given to me as the Mayor of Kansas City, Missouri, to suspend the City Manager, effective immediately. In the interim, the city manager has been asked to vacate the premises immediately.”
ReplyDeleteI'm feelin' the love KC !!!
ReplyDelete"You mayor haters are gettin a little creapy(sic) with your zealousness."
ReplyDeleteDamn right and proud of keeping our boot on his neck. He just won't behave himself. I ask you to turn your eyes to the latest fuck up from Camp Fuck Up funk'd.
Jacking with Cauthen at this late date? Everyone knows that Cauthen is out the door. He will not get a new contract. But our idiot mayor just has to screw up and we will end up financing a buy out as stipulated in Cauthen's contract. funk'd is a class A idiot, asperger bastard. And his pet wife, too.
I hope Wayne comes back and Fuck him up good.
ReplyDeleteCity council is to blame for Wayne-Gate. If there is a buyout stipulation they agreed to it, not the Mayor. Obviously this piece of crap did something so despicable that warrants his immediate removable. As for Chris Stigall, Tony's M.O. is to attempt to tear down every successful individual he hates. It seems like somethings never change with Tony.... same old pathetic bitches. Chris Stigall ratings are throught he roof. He should be applauded for the TRUE American that he is. Hillbilly dorks? lmao... He is supported by the honest hard working Americans trying to survive the illegal invaders that are taking over this country. Toadstool... more like Toad's tool.... another retard... boot on his neck? Sounds like a personal threat against our Mayor.
ReplyDeleteJustice prevails... liberalism is a mental disorder... illegal mexicans have and are destroying this country.... but at the end of the day.... Ding Dong the Wicked Wayne is GONE.
BTW Tony... seriously dude... how old are you? Twelve? Or do you enjoy placing the faces of real MEN on penis'
you putz
Well, with funk'd in charge we are still heading straight to hell, with or without faces on penises.
ReplyDeleteWho would have thought that Marcason, Gottstein, would put themselves in funk'd camp? BFFs?
I would have thought Marcason & Gottstein would be BFFs with Funk - they're both too stupid to think for themselves. They are weak, feeble minded and one of them is bat shit crazy. Funk's got the hots for that one.
ReplyDeleteHow is this a tkc exclusive!!!!!!!! when stigall has been advertising this for a week.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing from the graphic is Tony's picture over the left nut, since he hang's below Stigall in every way.
ReplyDeleteScoreboard Tony.
ReplyDeleteLook at Stigall's paycheck for what he does.
Look at your paycheck for what you do.
End of discussion
What are they paying for anonymous comments?
ReplyDeleteI am sorry assholes....I don't fucking know who penis head (Chris Stigall) is? I listen to XM.
ReplyDelete@11:37- getting paid to be an ass wipe doesn't make you any less of an ass wipe.
ReplyDeleteHow can you find out their salaries? I don't know what scoreboard to look at?
ReplyDeleteThis is how you know a radio show is doing bad. If you listen and for one hour there is 13 minutes of dialogue and the rest is advertisements. Red Flag. They also keep a list of democrat callers and won't let them talk.
Gloria has done it again the smudge stick works. she has gotten a real hero to say yes to being the thing that people remember when Funky asks for their vote next time. Sitgall The
ReplyDeleteman whose rating are tanking --In other words people do not want to hear his line of drool. He will go far to getting a few more wacko's to vote for Funky. Dog Park Women meet the guy who disrespects you and your lifestyle. Slip into the voting booth together and VOTE FOR FUNKY.