Friday, October 23, 2009

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! MAYOR FUNKY TO FIRE COUNCILMAN RUSS JOHNSON FROM TRANSPORTATION AND INFRASTRUCTURE COMMITTEE ALONG WITH OTHER DEVASTATING MOVES!!!



The next series of major moves by Mayor Funky could be the most stupid and ill-advised in his political career . . . And that's no small feat. Word to Gloria Squitiro.

Anyhoo . . . ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING TKC TIPSTERS provides the scoop so that we can all lament the sick, putrid, dying glow of the so-called Orange Revolution in its last days.

Here are the rumors circling around some of the dumbass Funky moves in store for Kansas City.

WORD IS MAYOR FUNKY WILL FIRE COUNCIL DUDE RUSS JOHNSON FROM THE TRANSPORTATION AND INFRASTRUCTURE COMMITTEE!!!

Why?

Like him or not, Johnson is one of the most competent Council dudes out there. Some say he has a brash style and needs to smooth out some of this rough edges . . . But there's no question he knows his stuff.

And, as chairman of the T&I Committee, Johnson did the Mayor's bidding when it came to the Light Rail letdown. So this isn't a dismissal based on a poor performance.

Nope, as always with our dimwit Mayor, it's purely political.

The talk around City Hall . . .

JEFF ROE'S OFFICE IS CALLING THE SHOTS AND WANTS RUSS JOHNSON GONE IN ORDER TO RUN A NORTHLAND SLATE OF CANDIDATES TO SWEEP MAYOR FUNKY INTO OFFICE!!!


We've talked about Roe's Northland slate before and now it looks as if it's finally taking shape.

I notice that Becky Nace is rather giddy on Facebook as of late and that's only one of my many indicators.

Believe it or not, this Funky mess gets even more interesting.

Who is in line to take over for Russ?

TKC TIPSTERS ARE SAYING THE GENTLEMAN AND SCHOLAR TERRY RILEY WILL SOON LEAD KANSAS CITY'S TRANSPORTATION AND INFRASTRUCTURE COMMITTEE!!!

So, folks who couldn't deal with Russ might really want to readjust their perceptions because Terry's style is completely different and comes from a different cultural perspective.

Worse than all this . . . Now there's even more depressing talk that Cindy Circo has a part to play in this Friday hot mess as well.

THE FIRE DEPARTMENT'S COUNCIL LADY CINDY CIRCO COULD MAKE HER WAY TO THE HEAD OF THE PLANNING AND ZONING COMMITTEE!!!

And that's only good news for firefighters moonlighting construction jobs. But it seems as if the harsh feelings between Circo and Funkhouser might soon be put aside so that they can both focus on their devotion to union boss Louie Wright.

So . . . Shakeups are on the way . . . It should be fun to see how it all plays out. TKC readers know about this first thanks to AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS . . . And Kansas City's Mayor doesn't seem to be making any of his own decisions as Jeff Roe's office now seems to be calling the shots and should simply move their headquarters to City Hall given the fact that Co-Mayor Funky and Squitiro have gone on permanent vacation to Brookside.

Anonymous Waterfire said...

Suck it, I'm first.

10/23/2009 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russ should quit and save us some time.

10/23/2009 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russ has done a remarkable job and now is the worst time to change T & I, especially with the EPA breathing down Water's neck, and the head of Water seemingly unable to handle it. We need a smart person as head of T & I, but now we get a Gentleman and a Scholar... thanks, Jeff Roe!

10/23/2009 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Becky will run 1st at large, with Jeff Roe's help. Hitching your wagon is a sure-fire way to lose Northland support. Plus, enough with the re-treads. I hope Cindy refuses the P&Z chairmanship out of principle.

10/23/2009 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lolz.

Thank you for making me laugh this morning 7:08

10/23/2009 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give Funk another ten years or so and he is going to get things just so he likes them.

10/23/2009 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deck chairs on the Titanic.

10/23/2009 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True dat.

10/23/2009 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terry Riley? WTF?

If this comes even close to happening I will move and you can have this city Tony.

10/23/2009 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit making stuff up.

10/23/2009 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeff Roe is in charge. Funk won't make a move without direct orders from Roe. If Gloria only knew what Jeff and Mark S. said about her -- she wouldn't be liking it one little bit. Gotta give Roe credit, he pulled Gloria away from the Funk.

10/23/2009 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riley has swung a deal with Funk. Of course, he will screw him in the end too (pun intended). Riley isn't loyal to ANYONE!

Circo will take the bait and the chair position. As much as she protested Funk firing her; she'll screw Russ in a minute.

What is strange is how close Funk and Cauthen are right now. Anybody know what is going on?

10/23/2009 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous toadtool_watcher said...

Jeff Roe did put a lid and a leash on squit. He got her to shut the fuck up and leave people alone. He is a darn good animal trainer. I am sure funk'd had some sweaty moments at home when he was lying through his teeth, telling her that they were smoothing the way for her triumphant return to her rightful place in city hall. The B really thinks that she is in the loop, she sits on the Plaza keeping up with city hall stuff so she will not have to play "catch up" when she goes to her "little desk, a cubby hole really" right outside her freaky husband's office. Meanwhile funk'd can get some peace from her. He used to haul his tail to city hall on Saturdays when he was auditor just to get away from her.
Out of all of this mess I am glad to see that she has been shown to be worthless crap. Hey squit, have a nice breakdown.
I really do not see much difference between squit and Circo. Both a scheming idiots.

10/23/2009 10:04:00 AM  
Blogger Midtown Miscreant said...

funk has about as much chance of another term as Jimmy Carter.

10/23/2009 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is he trying to do? Goad Johnson into running for mayor? that might backfire on funk.

10/23/2009 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funk should have replaced That toad Russ when he failed the Light Rail vote. It was Russ and his big mouth that went after Nutter and that is who pulled the money in to defeat it.
We would have Light Rail right now if it wasn't for Big mouth Russ.

10/23/2009 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget Roe he is digging himself a big deep hole. If his northland scene fails at all it will fail completely.

North of the river has a lot of smart people who see through the games that bottomfeeders play and they will vote against them.

10/23/2009 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good move

10/23/2009 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely.

10/23/2009 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously?? Terry "Turdface" Riley? Wowzers!

10/23/2009 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant to type Terry "The Turdface Turncoat" Riley

10/23/2009 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

**yawn**
Tony must be tapping Tatto ass again today.....

10/23/2009 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Becky Nace is if not the most intelligent is one of the smartest women to have ever served at City Hall.

To have survived those years in the 5th after the Raytown School Board was like swimming in a shark tank.

Smart local politicos know to never underestimate her and she has an impressive following up North.

Look for her to be a huge player on the next Council.

10/23/2009 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

probably correct.

10/23/2009 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous thin margin said...

Becky Nace? Smart? No. She hired Jeff Roe on her embarrassing run for mayor. He screwed her over, used her money to help Northland elections that had nothing to do with either City Hall or Becky Nace. She is better off wearing her "French Maid" costume and attracting male attention rather than be part of a huge field for Mayor. We will all lose if far too many people try to run for this open seat. We might just get another funkhouser.

10/23/2009 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only people who give a shit about that idiot Roe are politicos and pundits although he shouldn't be underestimated either. A lot of self proclaimed "experts" will be sitting on sidelines in disbelief with what is about to happen....now and next year.

Keep the pot stirring TKC...it's gonna be very interesting.

10/23/2009 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russ Johnson is a arrogant sob . first time i agreed with Jeff Roe

10/23/2009 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:40 - 3:58 - 4:02 all know what's up.

10/23/2009 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:48: "We will all lose if far too many people try to run for this open seat. We might just get another funkhouser."

that's what i keep thinking - that if the people who ran for mayor last time REALLY gave a shit about this town, most of 'em would've dropped out, knowing they didn't have a snowball's chance in hell, and put their support to work for someone who really COULD be a good mayor for this cowtown.

ya know, i keep thinking that someday the people in the northland are gonna smarten up (probably by quitting drinking the water up there or whatever keeps 'em dumb) and secede from kcmo proper, creating their own rich, much-more-crime-free town, leaving us southlanders in the soup.

10/23/2009 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yawn. More internal politics crapo. Nothing changes except the city falls apart even more. A bunch of ego maniacs competing with other ego maniacs.

10/23/2009 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous The Westport Watcher said...

Wisdom @ 5:41

10/23/2009 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is nothing "internal" about this, and if you think there is, you need to open your eyes. These committees impact the city and will impact upcoming legislation AND the budget. Keep the news coming, Tony. Forewarned is forearmed.

10/23/2009 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@10:57-- please. The rich get richer, the working class gets poorer.

10/24/2009 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Russ Johnson for Mayor.
A really smart, clean man with great leadership qualities.
He would have this city back and running like it did in the 1940.
VOTE YES FOR RUSS

10/24/2009 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Russ. He does solid work and he's a good council person. What I don't like is Funkhouser playing political games with the City's transportation.

10/25/2009 05:26:00 PM  

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