KC Schools With Guns Don't Seem Safer

Kansas City School District security guards will once again carry firearms and even the most rabid gun rights advocate couldn't argue that this is a sign of progress.

Guns to keep students in line at KC schools is a good thing just like Kirstie Alley's short lived weight loss.

Guns to keep students in line at KC schools is a good thing like the relief of getting a curable STD.

Guns to keep students in line at KC schools is a good thing just like hearing your worst enemy died in a horrible crash while driving your new car.

One more . . .

Guns to keep students in line at KC schools is a good thing in much the same way that Zack Greinke is the most celebrated pitcher in MLB while playing for the Royals.