Mayor Funky was in the Crossroads last night . . . A very talented local photog sent me the photo featured above.
I'm not sure but it looks like he's filming a documentary or something . . . Maybe, something titled "Failure by way of a woman's feet"
In any event, it was good Crossroads entertainment to see Mayor Funky outside a store selling panties and shilling for support.
Where was the Squid? Has Jeff Roe won the battle to cut her loose??? Woe is the Funk with her :(
ReplyDeleteMaybe he could get Bill No Ones Friend From The Crossroads to follow him around and provide whatever entertainment the Funk needs that the Squid seems no longer to be allowed to provide at public events. Perhaps woe is the Squid??
they can't clean up a Squid. too much dirt..........
ReplyDeleteA hungry Rottweiler that Tony was trying to "mess with" probably bit his penis off when he was a little boy. That's why he hates dogs and women! But the poor Rottweiler was just defending itself against being sexually assaulted by little T and his wee wee.
ReplyDeleteAnd women, well, they don't want to date a dickless fuckwad. Who can blame them?
Bwahahaha!
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ReplyDeleteMayor Funkhouser is around town asking men what he has to do to become a man.
yeah, he's like "uh, i heard this phrase, 'man up.' Uh, kin yew tell me what it means? How do I do it?"
ReplyDeletetradition says that the woman takes the mans name when they marry.
ReplyDeletefrom now on funk will be known as Mark Squitiro.
He'll be like "Hi My name ees Mark Squitiro. Kin yew tell me how to be a man?"
ReplyDeleteSo Tony who sold the land? Did they know about the waste? Was the Jim Rice of NNI involved?
ReplyDeleteActually one if not both of the Funk's children now bear the Squitiro name.
ReplyDeleteSo the Funk is making one of those Light rail videos. Is he finally going to get ol Russ the Baseball stadium downtown guy to roll out another phoney losing proposition like regional Light Rail to Independence?
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