Thursday, July 02, 2009

TKC EXCLUSIVE CAPTION CONTEST!!! JENEÉ MY DEER . . . WTF?!?



ONE OF THE GREATEST ALL TIME TKC TIPSTERS HAS GIVEN ME A WONDERFUL GIFT!!!

This post contains a hot mess from The Star unlike any ever seen!!!

CHECK OUT KANSAS CITY STAR COLUMNIST JENEÉ OSTERHELDT DRESSED UP LIKE A DEER, A FEMALE DEER IN A RECENT PHOTO SHOOT!!!



She is my future baby's mama and I think the world of her . . . But it's simply insane that Jeneé has a job at The Star when so many other newsies have been fired.



So, in the same spirit of generosity that these photos were bestowed upon me . . . I want to share them with TKC Readers and encourage everyone to write a caption.

These photos and furry fandom from a Kansas City Star Columnist deserve the very best that TKC readers can come up with . . .

Now it's your turn!!!

Anonymous Recall Gloria said...

First

7/02/2009 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous funk_thumper said...

Jenee: "I'm not saying I'm cheap, but I do enjoy being under a buck."

7/02/2009 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It's Bambi Bitch"

7/02/2009 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Sniper65 said...

EXCLUSIVE! Kansas Shitty Star Columnist JENEÉ OSTERHELDT photo just before she was killed in Shawnee Park!

7/02/2009 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doe! Another Star columnists looks dumb.

7/02/2009 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And these are from the Shawnee Mission Park deer population control project? Is she bait? To draw in the cross dressing male deer, who think an impromptu drag show is occurring, then they'll die in a hail of arrows?

7/02/2009 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony you know you only like white women...

7/02/2009 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Jason said...

I know im hideous. I know that white men don't like hideous women. I know white men like deer. Therefore,If i portay myself as a deer, white men will like me. Shallow am i.

7/02/2009 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jenee: "Tony Botello's credibility plane was shot down over the Internet. It spun in...there were no survivors."

7/02/2009 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty interesting shots. I enjoy her column--sometimes--but agree with your assessment. Her writing style feels more like something I'd find in the "Pitch." It saddens me to see the "Star's" decline. I need a morning paper but every month the "Star" gets thinner and less professional. Maybe it's time to consider home delivery of the "NY Times?"

7/02/2009 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony Botello you've got awesome Tipsters.

7/02/2009 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh deer. Tony is writing his own comments again.

7/02/2009 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Sniper65 said...

11:04- Great MASH/Henry Blake reference!

Her roadkill smelling vag will cover up the hunters scent.

7/02/2009 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lolzerz

7/02/2009 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put her in Shawnee Mission Park and see how long she last.

7/02/2009 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE NEW SIKE STYLE COVER GIRL!!!! holy shit, this is the most coked out thing this dumb broad has ever done. fuckin cunt. if this bitch is a deer, what is nadia?

7/02/2009 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"it appears Independence Avenue has too much competition."

7/02/2009 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry. This woman is too tall and too heavy to be Jenee. Plus the nose is all wrong. If you'd actually ever seen her in person, you'd know.

However if you can prove it is her, by all means let's hear the proof.

7/02/2009 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant stand her and all her so called "hip hop" friends......

7/02/2009 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice how he watermarks photos that aren't even his.

7/02/2009 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like she traded in hoops for horns!

7/02/2009 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we have a winner at 3:47

7/02/2009 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:20 This is Jenee. I've seen these photos too. I sent the link to The Pitch but she is friends with a lot of people over there and they didn't want to embarrass one of their associates. As long as media protect each other then there will always be a place for jerks like Tony. Sorry.

7/02/2009 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uggg, it's like she's trying to be Alison Goldfrapp or some shit.

7/02/2009 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes 12:20 it is her. Local photog Samantha Levi. Ask her.

7/02/2009 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she is a deer, why drink coffee and sit next to old chairs? Deers eat grass, fools.

7/03/2009 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. She looks good. Let a girl have fun Tony.

7/03/2009 07:57:00 AM  

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