TKC EXCLUSIVE CAPTION CONTEST!!! JENEÉ MY DEER . . . WTF?!?
ONE OF THE GREATEST ALL TIME TKC TIPSTERS HAS GIVEN ME A WONDERFUL GIFT!!!
This post contains a hot mess from The Star unlike any ever seen!!!
CHECK OUT KANSAS CITY STAR COLUMNIST JENEÉ OSTERHELDT DRESSED UP LIKE A DEER, A FEMALE DEER IN A RECENT PHOTO SHOOT!!!
She is my future baby's mama and I think the world of her . . . But it's simply insane that Jeneé has a job at The Star when so many other newsies have been fired.
So, in the same spirit of generosity that these photos were bestowed upon me . . . I want to share them with TKC Readers and encourage everyone to write a caption.
These photos and furry fandom from a Kansas City Star Columnist deserve the very best that TKC readers can come up with . . .
Now it's your turn!!!
posted by Tony Permalink
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Jenee: "I'm not saying I'm cheap, but I do enjoy being under a buck."
"It's Bambi Bitch"
EXCLUSIVE! Kansas Shitty Star Columnist JENEÉ OSTERHELDT photo just before she was killed in Shawnee Park!
Doe! Another Star columnists looks dumb.
And these are from the Shawnee Mission Park deer population control project? Is she bait? To draw in the cross dressing male deer, who think an impromptu drag show is occurring, then they'll die in a hail of arrows?
Tony you know you only like white women...
I know im hideous. I know that white men don't like hideous women. I know white men like deer. Therefore,If i portay myself as a deer, white men will like me. Shallow am i.
Jenee: "Tony Botello's credibility plane was shot down over the Internet. It spun in...there were no survivors."
Pretty interesting shots. I enjoy her column--sometimes--but agree with your assessment. Her writing style feels more like something I'd find in the "Pitch." It saddens me to see the "Star's" decline. I need a morning paper but every month the "Star" gets thinner and less professional. Maybe it's time to consider home delivery of the "NY Times?"
Tony Botello you've got awesome Tipsters.
Oh deer. Tony is writing his own comments again.
11:04- Great MASH/Henry Blake reference!
Her roadkill smelling vag will cover up the hunters scent.
lolzerz
Put her in Shawnee Mission Park and see how long she last.
THE NEW SIKE STYLE COVER GIRL!!!! holy shit, this is the most coked out thing this dumb broad has ever done. fuckin cunt. if this bitch is a deer, what is nadia?
"it appears Independence Avenue has too much competition."
Sorry. This woman is too tall and too heavy to be Jenee. Plus the nose is all wrong. If you'd actually ever seen her in person, you'd know.
However if you can prove it is her, by all means let's hear the proof.
I cant stand her and all her so called "hip hop" friends......
Nice how he watermarks photos that aren't even his.
Looks like she traded in hoops for horns!
I think we have a winner at 3:47
12:20 This is Jenee. I've seen these photos too. I sent the link to The Pitch but she is friends with a lot of people over there and they didn't want to embarrass one of their associates. As long as media protect each other then there will always be a place for jerks like Tony. Sorry.
Uggg, it's like she's trying to be Alison Goldfrapp or some shit.
Yes 12:20 it is her. Local photog Samantha Levi. Ask her.
If she is a deer, why drink coffee and sit next to old chairs? Deers eat grass, fools.
Haha. She looks good. Let a girl have fun Tony.
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