Kansas City's Classy P&L District!!!



I dislike leaving my mom's basement but every now and then I'm forced to go out with friends.

Last week I was outside of the P&L District and I had the luxury of stepping over these two attractive Kansas City women sprawled out on the sidewalk. I snapped a photo of the pair who had just exited the "Live Block" of their own accord but were too blitzed to make it to their car. Look closely at the photo and you can see evidence that a very kind downtown custodian just handed the lady on the right a cup of water and had previously thrown sand on her vomit that he was soon to clean up. I'm pretty sure she had some mild form of alcohol poisoning and I'm surprised anyone served her at all.

So there it is . . . The P&L District is Kansas City's new high-end destination with a dress code and policy that often keeps people of color away so that a more privileged and desired demographic can puke all over downtown streets. And TKC has provided an EXCLUSIVE look at the result of downtown partying.

Also . . . Just because I care . . . I want to remind folks that it's not safe to be this drunk in public and while I don't think anyone deserves to be the victim of a crime . . . Unfortunately, it's a fact of life that sometimes carelessness and foolish behavior invite trouble.

Comments

  1. Did you get her number?

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  2. vomit is far less repulsive on the streets than blood. keep up the dress code.

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  3. Tony, Tony Tony.

    You're starting to get the Michael Jackson syndrome where you think that you're so famous, so perfect, than you can do no wrong.

    Next thing we know, you'll be hanging your kids out the window of a high riase apartment building and you won't think there's anything completely STUPID about doing that! Stars who get too INTO THEMSELVES start thinking that way.

    Don't start thinking that way, Tony. Youre just not that big here in Kansas City that you can do no wrong! You can. You can still make a complete ASS of urself, and frankly, you do more than you think you do! So CHILL OUT. Don't start looking at your hit statistics and thinking you walk on water.

    You don't! You're numbers if not six figures, are still small compared to the Star and local television! So don't get to into yourself just because your numbers are bigger than your high school graduating class.

    Mass media numbers are SUPPOSED to be very big. If yours aren't then you arent yet in MASS MEDIA!! Before you get too seriou about yourself, realize that THOUSANDS isn't as big as MILLIONS.

    Until you hit the big "M", youre just a local guy! get that? Good.

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  4. What no comments on the fights that go on every weekend?

    What a great addition to the city, a giant vomit party that gives young people a way to screw up their lives with DUI's or worse.

    THANK YOU CORDISH THIS CITY COULD NOT HAVE GROWN
    UP WITHOUT YOU!

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  5. NC Mr. Bitter Butt Face.
    What no stats and bios and these party girls?
    You can't be perezhilton or TMZ unless you really get down into the dirt.

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  6. I'd like to get jiggy with those...

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  7. Were you jacking off when you shot the photo? Focus, dude!

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  8. Because no one ever gets drunk or pukes in Westport or Waldo or at suburban bars.

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  9. Looks like they need to build a college campus in the Power & Light District. The photos are like a bad scene out of college frat and sorority parties with binge drinking than a classy city establishment.

    Those idiots disgusted me in college and still do, even though I was one of them until I grew up at the age of 20.

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  10. The P&L District is like the public parks where people get drunk, pee and puke all over the place and men have sex with each other. Certainly not my idea of "upscale."

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  11. Yancy's idea of upscale is a phony church where the pastor rapes children.

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  12. Getting drunk and puking is a KC tradition. The location is irrelevant. If in fact it is a pukefest, such is better than the BS that goes on out at your hood...WESTPORT is a war zone and very low class especially from a female point of view.

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  13. pissing on puking girls is HOT!!!!

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  14. ewww, sicko.

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  15. You don't have any friends.

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  16. It is very comical, that people isolate the District as such a wasteland. Ya, ill admit that 14 bars in one block, is something to be concerned about. When you consider the numbers though, anywhere that you put 10k+ drunks in a one block radius, you will have fights, alcohol poisoning, and other drunken stupidity. Just look at Chiefs games, Rockfest, etc.

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  17. No question about it, the problem is the density of the decadence, not the venue. In anyplace as large as that you better police the monkeys pretty heavily. I know because my inner monkey likes to get wasted and grab boobies.

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