DEANN SMITH RETURNS WITH A BIG SPLASH!!! DOCUMENTS DESCRIBING MAYOR FUNKY TAKING A BEATING FROM GLORIA SQUITIRO!!!
So . . . The Big FUNKY scoop today was a special kind of sexy that only a tight little package like DeAnn Smith could provide.
Check out NBC Action News for the link later on . . . And what you'll see is a story of Gloria Squitiro's City Hall Computer containing notes for a tell-all book that further embarrasses Kansas City and Mark Funkhouser.
THE MONEY LINE WAS SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF . . . SQUITIRO HAD HIT "THE FUNK" SO MUCH IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS IT'S A WONDER HE HADN'T LEFT HER!!!
And I know that domestic abuse isn't funny . . . But this is hilarious.
Let's be clear . . . This wasn't a fiction book, this apparently was right from the Co-Mayor's computer with plans for TV appearances and the whole 9 yards.
I'm pretty sure descriptions of Co-Mayor Squitiro slapping around Mayor Funky might be the most wonderful bit of non-fiction writing I've seen in this town in years . . . And I am absolutely sure that DeAnn's first day on the job and this bit of sweet journalism work aren't just a coincidence.
So . . . Mayor Funky's foibles are once again going to provide some entertainment for all of us as The Star pays for their stupid layoff selection among their many other horrible decisions.
UPDATE: Here's the juicy link containing excerpts from Gloria Squitiro's master work "C'mon Funk Move Your Ass" Check it . . .
"Diary Includes Racy Comments About City Hall"
Gloria Squitiro money quote that's work safe . . .
"I despise Jan Marcason with a vigor and an energy that knows no bounds. I will work to show the woman for what she really is – a complete phony."
Mind you . . . This isn't anybody saying she said it . . . Or referencing her words . . . THIS IS THE WRITING OF GLORIA SQUITIRO!!!
If any of you generous bags feel like transcribing your favorite part . . . Let's not forget that DeAnn brought the PDF with her from The Star.
I hear there's a lot of good stuff there . . . Even a few things referencing a local blogger . . . ENJOY!!!
posted by Tony Permalink
Tony don't tell me your pussy is hard for this woman.
She's out of his league. She should date Gloria.
So when are we going to see her saggy bottom? The way you're nose has been up it all day you must have a photo.
Do you really want to see her ass?
I think not.
Dave Helling of the star just posted something about this. Check it out. There was a 35 page Squit diary that was sent to the council today. Someone needs to get a copy of it and then forward to Tony to post.
I'm sure we will get to see her follow up lesson in humiliation to the Yael T Abouhalkah described bizarre Christmas Card from her first year as the First Freak.
The only thing we haven't seen yet (heaven forbid it might be coming) is an adult video featuring the Funk and the Squid.
These clueless, vulgar, delusional insane people are really pathetic, And they will continue to bring shame on us all as long as he is the Mayor. After that, the two of them will become a sad footnote in our long history.
the squirt is really cytheria
i read 4 pages so far.
i really feel sorry for funk and i'm a funk hater.
you should read this stuff. she is incredible. poor funk.
man, he's a modern version of job, the poor sap.
she is the bitches of all bitches. Wow.
it's on pdf now. the whole thing.
http://www.nbcactionnews.com/media/news/8/b/6/8b626856-921b-400b-aef0-12c144056c8f/GLORIAdiary.pdf
Gloria said she and funk were role models for kc
When will KSHB hire Jen Chen?
Wow the PDF link appears to be broken.......
a fascinating read that allows us to see inside the mind of a very troubled person. Poor KC.
There you have it. We knew there was spouse abuse. We knew it was Mark that was getting the snot kicked out of him. We KNOW that a 50 year old woman doesn't just wake up one day and decide to START hitting her husband around. He has been taking her shit for years. There are calls for service at their current address from KCPD. Things get way out of hand. How many of former funk friends saw squitiro remove her bra in a public park? Yep. On the Kansas side. They had these dorky "Friday in the Park" events. She was sweaty, took off the horse harness, handed it to mark. No, he did not wear it. He stuffed it in his pants' pocket. What a pig she is. Still think the ceremony of Tara's virginity is bull shit lies? Think again. Think that making Andrew get down on the floor and "beg like a dog" a lie? Shit happens. It happens a lot in the mayor's house. Gee, walking around in the nude is their normal. Tara reaching between Mark's legs at the Beaumont Club is their normal. squitiro ruling her Wicca household with a heavy hand more outrageous attacks? No. There is good on this earth, just as there is evil. squitiro and Mark are not insane, crazy nor mentally unstable. They are mean, vindictive and chose to indulge in evil behavior.
Dear Andrew Funkhouser, Run! Run fast. Keep your eyes ahead. Do not look back. Your parents are not your job. You cannot protect them, much like Mark did not protect you from your mother's and your sister's abuse. They had no right to kick you out of the house before you graduated from high school. Get away and stay away. That (and school) is your salvation. You are still a kid. You do not have ANY OBLIGATION. You have been a stand-up guy for too long. Protect yourself from your mom and dad.
They do treat Andrew like shit.
Mark idolizes Abe Lincoln. There are some physical similarities. Too bad his wife shares many of Mary Lincoln Todd's mental similatities as well.
Read the whole diary. It's unbelieveable. She is ill.
Read the whole diary. It's unbelieveable. She is ill.
That's some sick in the head nasty shit. Funk's dad beat the shit out of him, and now his wife does the same. It's disgusting how she publicly humiliates him. I'd believe she does the same to Andrew - no wonder he couldn't make it more than a couple of days at college. What a sick bitch.
Does that mean that gloria has taken the place of Funk's dad? Twisted
I am so glad that I got warned against working with the two of them. Can you imagine what Joe Miller went through when it slowly downed on him what he was involved with?
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