A story of the search for missing, depressed teens who took off after leaving a suicide note isn't funny . . . But after I read it and stopped laughing, I decided that I could help.
It's all about giving back.
So, here it is:
TKC'S GUIDE TO SEARCHING FOR MISSING EMO/GOTH KIDS IF YOU MUST:
1. Have you checked Hot Topic?
2. Listen for pop sounding music with horribly depressing lyrics. Remember that there can be only one Morrissey.
3. If it's sunny outside, realize that they couldn't have made it too far.
4. Look again at Hot Topic.
5. Abandon all hope, sit around and pout, wear a lot of black clothing and only then will a place for an emo/goth kid to go in your area will come to mind.
If none of these options work . . . Giving up is certainly an option as any emo/goth kid will attest . . . And no, there is no difference between Emo or Goth no matter what that South Park episode claims.
And none of this is as important as Petra Nemcova pretending to be depressed, but still hot . . . A sure sign that she has nothing to do with either faction of suburban, white privilege angst.
TKC Diversity note: Yes, I know there are Mexican goths (Moths?), don't remind me.
The Mexicutioner is goth.
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Actually, she just looks like she was just Mexilaid, do you know anything about this, Tony?
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ReplyDeleteGod, the Mexican Goths are the absolute worst. Good thing the Mexican metal heads openly kick the shit out of them there and it's actually accepted. Probably the only thing mexico has over on the US, besides the obvious swine flu joke
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I'm forming Narcissist Anonymous. The people that need to be in it will pay me beaucoup bucks to not be included.
ReplyDelete! pick them up at the bus station, buy them beer and a pack of smokes and then offer them $10 for a bj, $20 for vag sex,and $30 for anal. Prices vary on how desperate they are. What do you pay Tony???
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