Phelps Clan Apocalypse!?!?!?



The nastiest family in Kansas is preparing for the last days and maybe heading out of Kansas (God willing) for the Apocalypse . . . The downside? Bloggers are concerned that they might take innocent people with them:

Kansas Watch: "Is Topeka's Phelps' Clan Planning To Go All Waco or Jonestown On Us?"

Tumble-o-rama: "Westboro Baptist Church Planning Suicidal Exodus? - Towleroad"

That's the problem with REALLY religious folks . . . Sometimes they don't see any problem with taking a lot of folks with them . . .

On the other hand (ew), a (bad) Catholic like myself only has a religious experience when photos of scantily clad white women are involved.

Comments

  1. Their shitty talk can go to hell

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  2. heck, even I believe these rampant nutjobs will end up in hell - and I'm an atheist.

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  3. Tony:

    Thanks for the post. If you see a glow in the west tonight, It's probably the Phelps up in flames in T-town.

    Todd Epp
    Kansas Watch
    http://www.kansaswatch.net

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  4. If they do decide to take themselves out, I hope people picket their funerals.

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  5. I thought the Phelpses were the second nastiest family in Kansas ... narrowly edged out by Phill ("Pull My Finger") Kline.

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  6. Haha. I think Kline moved.

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  7. I assume that they're referencing the impending flu epidemic.

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  8. If anyone would like to be the head of Human Resources for the Kansas City-based National Association of Insurance Commissioners (NAIC) please send your resumes now. Brent Roper currently holds the job, but he is one of the sick and twisted fucks who is tied to Phelps, so according to this post he will be killing himself soon. Brent acually used the NAIC fax machine to communicate Laramie,Wyoming weather reports to the protestors at Mathew Shepherd's funeral. Brent is a twisted fuck who was an orphan picked up by Phelps who ended up marrying his (adoptive) sister. If you work at NAIC then please stop by and urinate in the general direction of Brent Roper.

    Put them all in prison.

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  9. Oh I'm not concerned - I'd be more than happy to help them out and therefore speed up our evolution.

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