Local Photographer Takes TKC To Task!!!



Damn it, I hate it when I'm wrong . . . But it happens all the time.

A couple of days ago, some engagement photos caught me in a bad mood . . . I might have been thinking about my many ex-girlfriends who (quizzically) begged me to marry them and how they are ALL better off without me OR I might have just needed to take a dump.

It doesn't matter . . . I lashed out at the insidious Wedding-Industrial-Complex with a slew of race-bating, hateful and bitter words.

P. Binder, one of Kansas City's best photogs, has taken the time to correct me and to illustrate with his portfolio the many ways in which I was mistaken.

The shots he presents clearly demonstrate that not all engagement photos are undertaken by d-bags. In fact, some of them, like the shot featured above of some broad pushing a car . . . Are quite gully.

No, it's not quite the Jon Stewart vs. Jim Cramer debate that every media watcher desperately clinging onto 29 is touting and linking.

But as a child of divorce who pretty much hates everything related to big, fancy weddings . . . I appreciate having my perceptions realigned. And while I doubt I'll ever have the cash to get married (or an agreeable 22 year-old Southeast Asian Mail-Order Bride), IF I DID . . . I'd totally hire this guy to capture my beloved future bride simultaneously giving me a sponge bath and cooking for me as a testament to our commitment. Hell, I might even crack a smile.

Comments

  1. I bought some drugs from P. Binder one time. Those photogs always have the choice stuff!

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  2. who is the joco piggy denting the hood of that "nice" ride???? they look like typical P&L loozers, met through Craigslist she wanted a nice guy and he wanted to get laid with anyone.

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  3. all those photo's will be a reminder of things he use to have before he got married, and for a few happiness. Thinkz he will have an EL Camino, after the wedding day.

    "love turned to stone."

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  4. They will be be able to shop for fashion jeans together.

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  5. Bwhahahahahaha

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  6. Actually, some of the girls Binder's shot are BUTT UGLY and even trick photographer doesn't make them look anything other than ordinary.

    As opposed to the ones I had taken of my cherub and her husband. Drop dead georgeous people and a thousand shots. Dam well should for the six k I paid her!

    My view, is don't waste good money on an ugly daughter...just be very nice to any guy who'll take her off your hands...and tell him she's getting her AS IS, no returns!

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  7. YO bitch!!!! offa my car!!!! yo fat ass be denting my hood!

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  8. All those boy bitches look like faggot poseurs!!! Find then at Craigslist M4M under...I want you to bust a load in my mouth!

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