A Classy KC Robbery

A gunman stole cash and two pints of cognac from a Kansas City convenience store early today from the the Fast Stop at 705 E. 75th Street, around 3:15 a.m.

The Remy was only worth $50 bucks but it's important to dream big.

Comments

  1. black or white guy?

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  2. What? He didn't steal a bottle of cola...ain't nuttin' like a little cognac wit' a Coke back. But I do prefer Courvoisier, dontcha know.

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  3. Hennessy is what I be drinkin' befo hittin' America Pub.
    Dat's good coon-yak right dey.

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  4. Black guy or white guy? Hmmmm...that's a tough one...

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  5. Well, one thing's for sure, it wasn't a Chinaman or a Jew.
    Those folks still have a little bit of pride.

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  6. when i has sum con-yak i nos i be pimpin, livin de high life an shit, cept i puke an git it all over ma best white t shirt...den i knows i a po nigga,

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  7. I always go for the Remy when I be getting gansta...
    Wait a minute?....

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