Kansas City Dress Code Redux



Word is the Dress Code Ordinance was delayed today. They're going to table the issue for a week.

Apparently, THEY (the City Planning and Zoning Committee) want some businesses like fancy restaurants to have a right to refuse service the average Kansas City d-bag (like myself) who NEVER takes off their baseball cap even in a 4 star restaurant . . . While still doing their best to fight garbage like the discriminatory dress code.

TKC SOLUTION: All females in Kansas City eating and drinking establishments should be required to look and dress like Danneel Harris in a recent bikini clad Maxim photoshoot. In other words, the only City Reg that really applies (to women only) is (as always): NO FATTIES!!!

Comments

  1. Funny but I want to keep the thugs out so we don't got bankrupt out on it.

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  2. We need more dress codes in this world. I feel we lost America when we lost the dress code. I see nothing wrong with the Power & Light District enforcing a dress code. Way to go!!! Don't back down.

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  3. The thugs and crotch grabbers will delight in killing the P&L District. The Council will pay the price at the polls. Cordish will be the next version of Enterprise RAC. They'll throw the pub re how the Council killed the district just as Enterprise stuck the Rental Car tax at the last council. Last time the Council built the arena on the car renters back now they'll kill the P&L on Cordish's. It won't go unnoticed or well reported. There'll be huge reporting on how the atmosphere changed overnight and the numbers tanked. Even McClatchy will not be able to hide from it.

    A financial disaster is forthcoming. Bet on it.

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  4. A whole generation of young people will abandon KCMO perminately if the P&L is changed. We'll be back into JOCO forever.

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  5. [to have a right to refuse service the average Kansas City d-bag (like myself)]

    Tony, don't sell yourself short... you aren't average, you are THE d-bag

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  6. A financial disaster is forthcoming. Bet on it.
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    Wisdom from 7:19

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  7. "Average" D-bag?

    You're giving yourself too much credit, Tony. You'd have to work to raise yourself to that level.

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  8. Keep the beaners (TKC) out of the P&L. Just yell INS! Watch them scatter like cockroaches.

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  9. D-bag = someone who works at The Pitch.

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  10. CJ is a fucking Muff Muncher.

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  11. TkC got his ass munched at the Pitch, and KC Star, and City Hall. Fail.

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  12. TkC are you still beating off to Rita's fatttttttt ass? Come out of the basement.

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