There are a lot of reasons why I'm awesome: More than 20 posts on a Saturday is probably one along with the fact that I've been able (solely through my wit and charm) to have sex with a number of white women who are way out of my league is another.
Still, I'm pretty sure:
TKC IS THE FIRST KANSAS CITY BLOG TO MERIT A DISS TRACK!!!
Check out the latest track from The Brookcide Bandits entitled "Teabag Tony."
Mind you, as always this homage is a mixed Kansas City blessing because there are references to forced homosexuality and I'm just gonna say it's racist on GP . . . Heh, a bunch of white guys molesting a Latino and they probably aren't even anti-immigration.
Still, I appreciate the honor . . . Especially, given the fact that somehow this blog has managed to entertain a great number of white people despite the unfortunate circumstances that lead to me not getting nearly enough chubby 30-something blonde women sending me nude photos.
Ooops, just found the Youtube video:
Now, this is the part when I'm supposed to be nice and write that "Brookcide Bandits" are not as bad as I initially commented.
Nope, they still suck and I don't like their lameass music just because they put several hours into dedicating a homoerotic opus to yours truly.
Good job Brookside. You took tony's dumb ass to school.
ReplyDeleteTony, Never let it be said that YOU have too much time on your hands.
ReplyDeleteThey suck, but I'm pretty sure that's part of the schtick.
ReplyDeletewow, that was horrid. Absolutely horrible, they're terrible.
ReplyDeletewow. terrible.
ReplyDeletei really hope that their entire act is a joke that i'm just not getting.
They pass up all the ammo they could have used from stuff you've written or has been written about you, and all they can come up with is this 7th grade poo poo pee pee humor? Instead of dissing you they wound up ethering themselves just by recording this shit.
ReplyDeleteWow I don't mean to hate , but you guys sound like u sung that with some cock in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteGabriel called it true, bruddas.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck would do research for a fucking rap son.
Gabriel you're a insufferable prig.
Who does research for a rap song? Uh just about everybody who's ever written one uses facts about that to diss them. and just to further my priggishness: Who the fuck uses the phrase "insufferable prig"?
ReplyDeleteThat's some suckage for sure. brookcide = suckage.
ReplyDeleteyou can all suck my balls.
ReplyDeleteThose guys can't be getting any kind of respectable tang with that kind of hobby.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap this is awful.
ReplyDeleteTony, I think you and your commenters are all missing the point.
ReplyDeleteThe real issue that needs to be addressed here is the Bandits' violent crime war with the Waldo Warriors which has left my block (63rd and Cherry) afraid to go out at night.
My neighbor's Saab had its radio stolen, their son was held up at screwdriver-point, and in January my home was vandalized. Some punk spray painted "Fuck the BCB, Waldo 4 Lyfe" on the side of my home.
I've talked with some friends in Waldo, and they saw a brawl between the Bandits and the Warriors in the Waldo branch of the KC library.
I don't know what on earth these kids are thinking nowadays, with their marihuana and their rap music, but this kind of behavior is unacceptable.
Shame on you, Tony, for glorifying this kind of behavior.
LOL
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is funny.
TKC's been teabagged so many times he doesn't know where the hair on the ballsac ends and his pussy assed facial hair begins.
ReplyDeleteTony, you should pay attention to our song more. Why did you assume we were talking about YOU? We clearly say that Teabag Tony is about THEORETICAL Mexicans. Now that I think about it, though, I suppose everything we say about this hypothetical Tony we're going to teabag is also true about you (i.e. the homosexuality, the grandmother homie, the homosexuality, being a square, the homosexuality, living in your mother's house).
ReplyDeleteShits lame as hell.
ReplyDeleteNuff said.
Fag ass white dudes jus basically dissed themselvez wit dat track.
three of the four rappers in Teabag Tony are black.
ReplyDeleteWhy does everyone assume we're all white?
Wow, this is like a gift to Tony! I don't think those white boys could have played into TKC's hands any more perfectly than if Tony has written it himself and then delivered it for those over-privileged white kids to not just perform BUT TO RECORD and then only publicly embarrass themselves with.
ReplyDeleteLet's ID the facts.
A) Tony writes a joke blog that is almost universally hated by white people because he points out the underlying racism in KC institutions.
B) Tony is an independent writer and gets to write whatever he wants, AND he's the most widely read blog in KC, which mean he's even more hated by the establishment.
C) The "Brookcide Bandits" are fucking white AND their from BROOKSIDE. Fucking rich ass, white ass, over-privileged ass, BROOKSIDE. Can you say lame?
D) Tony is a Mexican from the Westside, so he already has street cred. Plus he's intelligent, even if he's offensive, so he's a triple threat.
E) The rich white boys playing with daddy's money are hating on Tony because he's obviously cooler and more real than them. They can't stand it.
F) This is a classic example of untalented, over-privileged white establishment cliques hating on an under-privileged incredibly talented minority. Read the sociology and anthro literature on this. There are entire libraries to document how common this version of jealous-based racism is.
Do you need any more reasons why this lame ass white boy track is like an unwittingly perfect fucking gift to TKC? They played right into TKC's hands and they didn't even know it.
Congrats, T! You should write a comm. studies paper on this.
Kansas City Institution, quit sucking TKC's ass.
ReplyDeleteLet's refer to
The Tony Botello School of Blogging
Linking to other sources = reporting
"Sources tell me" = I made stuff up
"I don't claim to know the details" = I am lazy
"I called McClatchy" = I made stuff up
"Mary Sanchez is..." = I wish I could have ten percent of the class of Mary Sanchez
"AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS" = a black hole of made-up stupidity that sucks all the stupid in
"Here's what I've heard" = I made stuff up
"Sushi...is kind of like a signal to brown people that their business isn't wanted." = I am either brain-damaged or retarded, your choice
"According to close watchers" = I made stuff up
ALL CAPS IN RED = phony hyperbole
NO HOMO = I pitch and catch
"Mike Hendricks is..." = I wish I had some money too
"Parties close to the case..." = no one would talk to me even if I had tried, which I didn't
"I'm not going to quote anybody on this one but people familiar with..." = I made stuff up
"The Star is dying" - I am still bitter over being rejected as an intern in '04
"Word is that..." = yup - I made stuff up
The Tony Botello School of Blogging Part Two:
Constantly bitch about a. The Mayor and his wife. b. The Cosentinos Market downtown. c. The KC Star, which actually pimps his dumb ass on their website. and d. Anything that doesnt satisfy his pathetic perspective on the world. Even though he has never been to Northeast KC, where the Hispanics have made it into a real neighborhood. Beg Rita for some bus money and go there. Oops, you are too busy jerking off to fantasies of sucking Gloria's toes and getting hard when Darla Jaye gets hard up for some news and looks for a fucktard perspective, so she calls you. And whips your pathetic ass. Tits and ass ain't gonna save your ghey ass. The corner is turning. People are finding you out. Which is good for the internet. One less asswipe. Go away Tony.
P.S. Blogging is NOT Journalism.
they from BROOKSIDE?!? mufuckin BROOKSIDE!!!!!
ReplyDeletethat shits wack on principlez!
i fuckin' shiit on brookside.
Hating is the most intense form of flattery.
ReplyDeleteBrookcide faggots are lame. T, They might as well have given you a blow job with how they just embarrassed themselves.
I've seen these white bitches "attempt" to perform. They suck huge elephant balls.
ReplyDeleteI'm from brookside and they're embarrassing even for me to watch.
They might as well hang a sign around their necks saying...
"Wiggers unite."
They make Vanilla Ice look tough.
Count this one as a victory, Tony.
ReplyDeleteI think this qualifies as a "white rapper moment", i.e. gay.
ReplyDeleteIt would take someone as pathetic as Phony Tony Botello to count this as a victory.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of that Dave Chappelle joke about how he never gets drunk around white people because they're 99.9% closet homosexuals and absolutely can't help but express their need to entertain themselves with homo-erotica. They can't help it.
ReplyDeleteWhite guys invariably think of sex with men all day long. They even write songs about it.
Case in point, BCB. Lame.
Let's refer to
ReplyDeleteThe Tony Botello School of Blogging
Linking to other sources = reporting
"Sources tell me" = I made stuff up
"I don't claim to know the details" = I am lazy
"I called McClatchy" = I made stuff up
"Mary Sanchez is..." = I wish I could have ten percent of the class of Mary Sanchez
"AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS" = a black hole of made-up stupidity that sucks all the stupid in
"Here's what I've heard" = I made stuff up
"Sushi...is kind of like a signal to brown people that their business isn't wanted." = I am either brain-damaged or retarded, your choice
"According to close watchers" = I made stuff up
ALL CAPS IN RED = phony hyperbole
NO HOMO = I pitch and catch
"Mike Hendricks is..." = I wish I had some money too
"Parties close to the case..." = no one would talk to me even if I had tried, which I didn't
"I'm not going to quote anybody on this one but people familiar with..." = I made stuff up
"The Star is dying" - I am still bitter over being rejected as an intern in '04
"Word is that..." = yup - I made stuff up
The Tony Botello School of Blogging Part Two:
Constantly bitch about a. The Mayor and his wife. b. The Cosentinos Market downtown. c. The KC Star, which actually pimps his dumb ass on their website. and d. Anything that doesnt satisfy his pathetic perspective on the world. Even though he has never been to Northeast KC, where the Hispanics have made it into a real neighborhood. Beg Rita for some bus money and go there. Oops, you are too busy jerking off to fantasies of sucking Gloria's toes and getting hard when Darla Jaye gets hard up for some news and looks for a fucktard perspective, so she calls you. And whips your pathetic ass. Tits and ass ain't gonna save your ghey ass. The corner is turning. People are finding you out. Which is good for the internet. One less asswipe. Go away Tony.
P.S. Blogging is NOT Journalism.
True.
The "BrookCide (Butt)Bandits" just dissed themselves with that bullshit.
ReplyDeleteI bet they voted for Funkhouser too. haha.
T, let's face the facts. You have a gang of jealous haters out their, and most of them are white.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that tell you?
Keep up the good work Tony.
Tony hasn't worked a day in his life.
ReplyDeleteI'd be willing to bet that gay as hell BCB wrote this lame shit just to get a mention on Tony's blog. They suck that bad! I've heard them. Plus, they know that Tony's a nice guy, nothing gets to him, and he regularly gives out free publicity to struggling writers and artists. Tony just did BCB a huge favor even as they hate on him for it.
ReplyDeleteIf I were BCB, I would:
FIRST recognize that they're white and that they suck.
THEN I would get on my knees and thank Tony for helping them out by literally giving you exposure.
FINALLY, to return to my first point, I'd retire because BCB fucking sucks donkey dick.
Let's refer to
ReplyDeleteThe Tony Botello School of Blogging
Linking to other sources = reporting
"Sources tell me" = I made stuff up
"I don't claim to know the details" = I am lazy
"I called McClatchy" = I made stuff up
"Mary Sanchez is..." = I wish I could have ten percent of the class of Mary Sanchez
"AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS" = a black hole of made-up stupidity that sucks all the stupid in
"Here's what I've heard" = I made stuff up
"Sushi...is kind of like a signal to brown people that their business isn't wanted." = I am either brain-damaged or retarded, your choice
"According to close watchers" = I made stuff up
ALL CAPS IN RED = phony hyperbole
NO HOMO = I pitch and catch
"Mike Hendricks is..." = I wish I had some money too
"Parties close to the case..." = no one would talk to me even if I had tried, which I didn't
"I'm not going to quote anybody on this one but people familiar with..." = I made stuff up
"The Star is dying" - I am still bitter over being rejected as an intern in '04
"Word is that..." = yup - I made stuff up
The Tony Botello School of Blogging Part Two:
Constantly bitch about a. The Mayor and his wife. b. The Cosentinos Market downtown. c. The KC Star, which actually pimps his dumb ass on their website. and d. Anything that doesnt satisfy his pathetic perspective on the world. Even though he has never been to Northeast KC, where the Hispanics have made it into a real neighborhood. Beg Rita for some bus money and go there. Oops, you are too busy jerking off to fantasies of sucking Gloria's toes and getting hard when Darla Jaye gets hard up for some news and looks for a fucktard perspective, so she calls you. And whips your pathetic ass. Tits and ass ain't gonna save your ghey ass. The corner is turning. People are finding you out. Which is good for the internet. One less asswipe. Go away Tony.
P.S. Blogging is NOT Journalism.
I thought BCB was a type of hemorrhoid on the anal sphincter.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you have a fan club T.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the copy and paste commenter also wants an application to the BCB suckfest.
Yeah 04:30:00 PM, you are the king/queen of the suckfest. Hope the jizz from everybody satisfies your protein needs. Fuckhole.
ReplyDeleteThe only way TKC gets any hits on his pussyassed blog is when someone speaks the truth and whips his pussy ass. Guess Rita won't be giving you bus money to Brookside. Nobody likes you there, just like the rest of KC. Maybe they will spray paint your ass Enter All with cocks. Like they need to.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Stop spamming the board.
ReplyDeleteTony sucks just as hard as these Brookside fucks.
Say no to spam.
Say no to Tony. Fucking concha.
ReplyDeletechupa mi polla tú coño Tony
ReplyDeleteTony doesn't understand Spanish, he is a Latino wannabe.
ReplyDeleteHey look at the spamming from the Brookside Butt Bandits.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, just accept defeat on this, you posted a craptastic, stupid, rap, thinking you'd look cool railing against Tony (not that everyone and their mother hasn't already done that) and all you did was embarrass yourself in the process.
That was one of the worst "smack" attempts I've ever heard.
If Phony Tony had a pair, he wouldn't need his fanboys defending him. Just as soon as his beaner ass gets over his shift at Subway he will be back in Rita's basement rubbing one out to women on the Internet he has no chance with and thinking of Gloria.
ReplyDelete2/15/2009 09:55:00 PM, You are so damned late to the party, just go home. TKC is exposed again, and the fanboys like you just can't live with it.
How much do you want to bet that the Copy and Paste commenter is probably Joe Miller?
ReplyDeleteHahaha. White rapper homo unity working together like rainbow sprinkles on a strawberry sundae.
White boys just dissed themselves on this one.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to motherfucking white rappers to create some gay shit like that.
Are they really from Brookside? Damn if they shouldn't be keeping that lame stuff a secret if they want to start some rap shit.
My dick just burped.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Tony's Butt Pirates are on the troll defending his punk ass again. If TKC had balls at all he would do something besides letting his fanboys defend him. But I would expect no less from him.
ReplyDeleteHey you meanies, eating penis isn't so bad! Back off. I love the taste of a man's poo in my mouth. Brookcide Butt Bandits totally rule the school. Yippee!
ReplyDeleteCaucasian fag love forever!! Happy Valentine's Day!
mary s. like s eatin poo from penis too! please give her a tic tac.
ReplyDeleteB-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
ReplyDeleteRonnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell, no, you stink.
B-Rad: Don't be hatin'.
Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your tired-ass rhymes.
Tony sucked off all of the Brookcide Bandits. That's why they have pics of him getting teabagged.
ReplyDeleteyall fuckin stupid who the fuck said there white there 75% black dumb fucks tonys a fag he doesnt make no fuckin money and lives in his moms basment at like 30 or what ever hes a fag ass latino and all his and reponders fucking jokes are corny so wtf tony when you gonna get a life bitch and all you hoes on here talkin about they from brockside dumb fucks they from kc and only time they go to bs is to vandalize and beat ass dumb fuckers shut the fuck up all of you especially tony on there nutz he probeley wanted them to make a song about him knowing that faggot and why the fuck was he listening to there songz huh he likes them you cock suckers and all of you need to get off tonys nutz u fags and shut the fuck up bitch tony ima have to make a song about your fag ass and any of you fags let me see you in the streetz talkin shit you dumb cock suckers
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