This quick post from Nick Sloan defining himself is probably one of the most encouraging things written about the local blogosphere all week.
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Tony, you and your asshat bloggers think that you actually make a difference. You don't.
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The Tony Botello School of Journalism
Linking to other sources = reporting
"Sources tell me" = I made stuff up
"I don't claim to know the details" = I am lazy
"I called McClatchy" = I made stuff up
"Mary Sanchez is..." = I wish I could have ten percent of the class of Mary Sanchez
"AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS" = a black hole of made-up stupidity that sucks all the stupid in
"Here's what I've heard" = I made stuff up
"Sushi...is kind of like a signal to brown people that their business isn't wanted." = I am either brain-damaged or retarded, your choice
"According to close watchers" = I made stuff up
ALL CAPS IN RED = phony hyperbole
NO HOMO = I pitch and catch
"Mike Hendricks is..." = I wish I had some money too
"Parties close to the case..." = no one would talk to me even if I had tried, which I didn't
"I'm not going to quote anybody on this one but people familiar with..." = I made stuff up
"The Star is dying" - I am still bitter over being rejected as an intern in '04
"Word is that..." = yup - I made stuff up
The Tony Botello School of Journalism Part Two:
Constantly bitch about a. The Mayor and his wife. b. The Cosentinos Market downtown. c. The KC Star, which actually pimps his dumb ass on their website. and d. Anything that doesnt satisfy his beaner perspective on the world. Even though he has never been to Northeast KC, where the Hispanics have made it into a real neighborhood. Beg Rita for some bus money and go there. Oops, you are too busy jerking off to fantasies of sucking Gloria's toes and getting hard when Darla Jaye gets hard up for some news and looks for a fucktard perspective, so she calls you. And whips your pathetic ass. Tits and ass ain't gonna save your ghey ass. The corner is turning. People are finding you out. Which is good for the internet. One less asswhipe. Go away Tony.
Karma is such a Bitch Tony!
http://www.pitch.com/2007-01-18/news/the-truth-about-tony/
Fuck you very much.
Haha.
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