Friday, February 29, 2008

A recent push by a power broker to make Mayor Funky a superdelegate is driving the Democrats in Kansas City nuts!!!



After a year in office, the vast majority of Kansas City Democrats still haven't warmed up to Mayor Funkhouser.

Even worse, one of the main Democrat contributors in this town WHO ACTUALLY SUPPORTS MAYOR FUNKY is pushing for the guy to become a Superdelegate.

Naive or ignorant folks in Kansas City would like to think local politics is about principle or public service . . . Sadly, that's just not that case, it's about cash and MR. PEANUT RUNS KANSAS CITY POLITICS WITH HIS BIG ASS BANKROLL.

What Mr. Peanut wants, he gets . . . Mr. Peanut didn't like Clay Chastain's light rail plan and it was quickly off the ballot. Mr. Peanut and his deep pockets control the purse strings not only for the Funky Bunch but also for a great many Democrat politicos in Kansas City.

And unfortunately Mr. Peanut believes that a bigger role for Kansas City's Mayor in national politics would be a good idea.

This is a tense situation because local Dems don't want to piss off their most powerful patron but they also have some major problems with Kansas City being represented by a guy with absolutely NO CLOUT IN THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.



There are a litany of reasons why local Dems don't like Mayor Funky, here are just a few:



  • In keeping with the theme of this post, one of the Mayor's best buddies presumably supports George Bush and waterboarding . . . While I don't know if Ed Wolf is a Republican (he is) I've often compared him to Mr. Monopoly with the 250k he is pulling down from City Hall. And the Republican tendencies of Mr. Monopoly as Mayor Funky's Chief of Staff doesn't really speak well of Funkhouser's party loyalty.

  • Kansas City's Mayor is elected in a nonpartisan election. Funkhouser has called himself a liberal Democrat but just like his record of community service, there is absolutely no evidence that he has ever supported the local Democrat party. In fact, his first act as Mayor was to label a lot of prominent local Dems as "evil."

  • In the opening rounds of the budget crisis/discussions Mayor Funky has battled with typical Democrat strongholds. He is working against Unions and wants to slash City jobs, at the worker, not management level. The talk of budget cuts has been exceptionally cruel coming from Mayor Funky's camp where programs fighting poverty and crime are concerned and there is word that he is doing his best to cut the small funding the city provides for indigent healthcare - An issue he sidestepped during the campaign.

  • The Mayor's support not only comes from the largely conservative (and white) Northland but also from a Republican right wing contingent from the neighboring suburbs. He's a regular guest on a reactionary, Republican talk show every Friday and in begging for support for his regional light rail plan he overlooked Democrat representatives in Kansas and instead cozied up to Republicans who in turn, predictably, left him hanging out to dry.

  • Last but not least, Mayor Funky's Administration is still crippled by horrible relations with Kansas City's minority voters - These citizens are the key to Kansas City's Democrat stronghold and the Donkeys wouldn't dare alienate this contingent en masse.

    And for those of us keeping track Mayor Funky's stance on the secretive push to become a Superdelegate on behalf of his boss mentor have been coy and unprofessional.

    Obama is now in the lead and looks to have the nomination in his grasp yet Mayor Funky has refused to offer an endorsement despite Kansas City's overwhelming support of the guy.

    Once again Mayor Funkhouser has proven that he's out of touch with his constituents.

    The rumblings in the local Democrat party are far too significant to let their benefactor have his way. Put simply, once again Mayor Funky can't form a consensus even among people who are supposedly in his own party!!!

    Hopefully, Mr. Peanut will take his gigantic bankroll and find and another pony to back because Mayor Funky has alienated far too many local Democrats to get the nod and his failure to win the role as a superdelegate (which should have a slam dunk) is simply the latest sign that Kansas City's Mayor is essentially powerless and has squandered every bit of his minuscule political capital.
  • Burglary gone wild in Lee's Summit

    The suburbs seem to be getting rougher: Homeowner Interrupts Burglary, Chases Suspects, Crash ensues.

    Final Countdown for Mayor Funky's Lawsuit

    Ruling expected Monday on City Manager's contract

    TKC supports any protest involving hot broads in bikinis!!!



    The local PETA chapter has recently caught my attention . . . Probably because a bunch of ladies associated with the group are smoking hot and that makes my worldview a lot less important.

    On Feb 13, when it was still really cold outside, The Westin Crown Center hosted the 2008 Animal Transport Industry Convention . . . Local PETA activists protested outside the venue in order to call attention to animal cruelty.

    Again, as long as hot women are wearing bikinis they have my endorsement. Furthermore, animal rights isn't that strange of a cause for TKC to support given that I've participated in countless silly activities at the behest of white women.

    In my tireless pursuit of fat bottomed white broads TKC has:

  • Purchased a vegan cookbook.

  • Driven around pricey neighborhoods pretending to house hunt.

  • Went to 3 vegetarian restaurants in Lawrence.

  • Looked at engagement rings without laughing.

  • Endured countless family dinners and get togethers.

  • Not to brag, but I'm somewhat of an expert when it comes to faking concern. It's an essential skill for any dude who enjoys the company of white women but lacks a lot of cash, good looks or charm.

    Therefore, TKC can't help but listen intently to what the Kansas City chapter of PETA has to say because it might prove useful later when trying to bang a broad who is into vegetables or fuel efficient cars or whatever it is that PETA endorses nowadays . . . Is it whales or something?

    Drunk driving a boat doesn't merit strict punishment, even if someone is killed



    Fox 4 has an amazing story about a surprising legal disparity in favor of luxury vehicle operators i.e. white guys on vacation. Tess Kopplelman reports some scary details about the laws that apply to drunken boat owners (or lack thereof) that remind me why I don't like the lake - Other than the fact an ex-girlfriend once tried to drown me in the Ozarks.
    Kevin Harrison was charged with boating while intoxicated and involuntary manslaughter. He's accused of hitting a woman with his boat and killing her while she was swimming at Nehai Lake near Marceline. Investigators said he was drunk, well over the legal limit, but last month a judge dismissed the case.

    Harrison hit Bonnie Copper with his boat, killing her almost instantly. Investigators said he went back to shore to dump his cooler of beer before going back to the scene.

    But when the case went to court last month, the judge dismissed involuntary manslaughter charge saying the prosecutor couldn't prove criminal intent. That's when the family found out that the laws for drinking and driving aren't the same if you happen to be driving a boat.
    And because TKC is a very observant and diligent student of the law . . . I think I can make this story "new I can use" if attaching a sail mast and a bow to my car will get me the same exemptions. I could even wear a captain's hat to really sell the illusion!!! It just might give Yacht Rock a whole new meaning in this town and provide me another reason to yell "Jib Ho!" at several intervals throughout the day.

    Kansas City stands against "Bodies Revealed" and degradation of dead Chinese PEOPLE displayed without consent!!!



    What I've noticed in the media coverage leading up to the "Bodies Revealed" exhibit opening today at Union Station is that so many columnists, reporters and opinion makers in this town don't have the courage of everyday people in Kansas City.

    There are few exceptions and only an article recently published in the Catholic Key takes the Bodies Revealed exhibit to task regarding the issue of consent. The details regarding the flimsy proof offered by the company are disturbing.
    Union Station provided The Key with a copy of a consent form and confirmed that Premier represents that each of the specimens came from donors who had signed the form. The form provided both to The Key and Union Station is an English translation of a Chinese document with no signature. Union Station confirms in a Kansas City Star report they have not seen any forms that were actually signed.
    Put simply, in a case where consent is the most important element regarding the ethical implications of this display, the evidence supporting the claims of the company is flimsy. And while criticism from Kansas City's mainstream media has been few and far between, the backlash against the exhibit has been evident in other venues. Former Assistant Secretary of State Michael E. Parmly. In 2001 testimony to the U.S. Congress said:
    "The lack of meaningful consent further compounds our concerns about this practice. According to Article 3 of China's Provisional Regulations on the Use of Executed Prisoners' Corpses or Organs (1984), a corpse may be used for medical purposes if nobody claims the body or the family refuses to bury it; the prisoner voluntarily donates the body for use by medical facilities; or the inmate's family consents to its use after death. The first category opens the door to abuse because families are often not notified of impending executions or are too far away or unable financially to make the trip to claim a relative's body.

    "Also, bodies are routinely cremated immediately after a sentence is carried out, making it impossible even for those families who are able to claim a family member's remains to determine whether or not the body has been used for medical purposes."
    The way that these concerns have been blown off or underrepresented by the mainstream media in Kansas City is disgusting.

    It's not just a personal bias, "Bodies Revealed" is a big money exhibit and they've spread around a lot of cash in promoting the carnival act featuring carnage - I contend that's why so many media folks haven't mentioned the questionable ethics of the display.

    Also, there's the sad fact that Union Station has been consistently unprofitable since its reopening. Concerns about the financial well being of the money losing institution have mistakenly been considered as a reason to refrain from criticism of the show. This kind of despicable, expedient thinking ignores the public perception of a place willing to profit from grave robbing and the overall bad karma that comes from disrespecting the dead.



    And in all of this, the details of the show are lost. Bodies Revealed is governed under laws concerning art shows, it literally IS NOT SCIENCE. Strangely, I can think of a million more productive ways to celebrate Chinese art and culture that don't involve the corpses of people who may not have given their consent - Most of them involve really bad movies featuring Bai Ling.



    Thankfully, so many people in Kansas City have stepped up and shown that ordinary folks in this town don't submit to the biased reporting and softball questions posed to the people who are essentially being paid to promote this display and misrepresenting their coverage as news.



    On the other hand, I've been throughly impressed and amazed at the people, especially Kansas City Bloggers, who have voiced their opposition:

    Alonzo Washington was one of the first to note that this exhibit denotes a general disrespect for life in Kansas City in much the same way as violent crime!!!

    In the blogosphere, Logtar has the courage to call the exhibit disrespectful!!!

    Bea's Weblog, authored by a Biologist, makes insightful remarks about the dignity of human life and its denial in this exhibit!!!

    Jay Bird joins in with informative commentary regarding the financial motivations of the display!!!

    Just Cara cuts through all the B.S. and explores the real motivations of patrons looking forward to the carnival act!!!

    Locomotive Breath laments the lack of consent!!!

    The Kansas City Catholic rightfully calls the show "Pornography for Graverobbers" and wonders if "Souls on Display" could be next!!!

    Moxie Mama says the exhibit is "gross" and advises people to support other Kansas City Museums!!!


    The Drift adds her support and eloquently notes: "The mere shadow of doubt is enough for me to take a pass this time around"!!!

    These are all brave people who weren't getting paid to express their opinion or concerns. Their reaction has given me just a little bit of hope that Kansas City does have a conscience regarding the value of the lives and dignity of people of color.

    Meanwhile, so many columnists, reporters and big media organizations have yet to question the ethical implications of the display . . . On essentially meaningless topics these same folks passionately voice their feelings but when advertising money and the financial interests of a KC institutions are on the line - There is a silence comparable to a mausoleum.

    Again, there's hope in all of this as the ongoing decay of relevance and integrity in the print media gives way to honest, passionate and fearless commentary from the Internet.

    KC Internets Ad Firm VML called out

    A big time Ad blog takes apart the Kansas City Interactive agency . . . I couldn't really offer anything insightful on the merits of the criticism but I will note that there aren't enough scantily clad broads when it comes to webby advertising . . . Great design is certainly captivating but only when it involves cleavage.

    TKC VINDICATED ONCE AGAIN!!! THANK YOU KCI, THE BLOCK OF THIS BLOG AT THE AIRPORT IS OVER!!!



    Talk about the power of the squeaky, Chicano wheel!!!

    TKC would like to thank KCI for lifting the block on this blog!!!!

    Here's a recent comment from airport officials concerning recent controversy:

    Hi Tony: I sent you an email before about your site being blocked at KCI's free WiFi access. At the time, I asked the City's IT department to look into it. The filter company the City uses looks for profanity and nudity, which sometimes are on this site. Since it is a public place, realize that kids and others could possibly see nudity on someone's laptop screen if the filter did not exist. I just asked them to look into it again, and they will lift the block for you. The City uses this company for blocking input in the Kansas City Live district and other venues. You need to petition the company directly to be unblocked at the WiFi sites they serve. When I have their web site, I will let you know.

    Regarding the flykci.com ad, the Kansas City Aviation Department produced a new 60-second television public service announcement commercial to run on CNN's Airport Network at Kansas City International Airport to promote its www.flykci.com website and the ease and convenience of parking and flying from KCI Airport. The commercial features a chimpanzee named Kenzie. During the two-day production, Kenzie received ample rest time and his trainer was very clear about not overworking him. All of his actions were in response to verbal cues and were rewarded with food. The Kansas City Aviation Department's experience is limited to our observation of Kenzie's treatment during the commercial shoot, we believe he was well cared-for and properly treated during the production of our television commercial. We have had discussions with the trainer, who says Kenzie receives regular medical care from a licensed vet. We have conferred with a leading St. Louis-area vet who is familiar with both the trainer and Kenzie, and he was satisfied that Kenzie receives regular medical care and is treated with love and respect. PeTA is generally against the use of chimps for promotional or other purposes. They cite abuses in various places. From all indications we have, Kenzie has a very good life indeed. We appreciate everybody's concern.

    Regards

    Joe McBride
    KC Aviation Department

    Welcome back to the KC money pit!!!

    The African section of the Kansas City Zoo reopens for the season on Saturday, and the weather forecast calls for a clear and breezy 60-degree day.

    An essay dedicated to TKC!!!

    A blogger guest post takes on TKC with a more than 700+ word missive regarding the irrelevance of this blog. The essay has a lot of insights about the state of modern written communication which sadly don't include observations about irony - TKC is being doubly ironic with that reference as well because I'm a post-modern mastermind up in this bitch.

    "It's not that educational"

    TKC saves you 20 bucks and links to photos from The Pitch that prove the Union Station exhibit isn't all it's cracked up to be . . . Put simply, it's just cashing in on jerks without a conscience in a way that's less entertaining or informative than a Toby Keith concert.

    Fighting Funky Cuts

    Fox 4: Kansas Citians Fight For Programs Threatened By Cuts

    Celebrate Chinese culture in Kansas City without the cadavers!!!



    The Confucius Institute at the University of Kansas and the Kansas City Chinese Association are sponsoring the first Kansas City Chinese Film Festival. The theme is "Shanghai: Between the Past and the Future."

    AEG Killed Kemper!!!

    The Source makes some accusations against former Mayor Kay that are debatable but there's no denying that the Kemper website calendar shows just seven events booked over the next five months and that doesn't bode will for KC revenue.

    It costs 470k to pollute Kansas City!!!



    Chemcentral will pay a six-digit fine for a massive fire and explosion at its Kansas City facility a year ago.

    Lying about the real environmental impact is much cheaper and local authorities will cooperate.

    "That's a man, baby!"

    I miss repeating that catchphrase at the top of my lungs every two minutes, thank you Austin Powers: Two Missouri women said their marriage isn't illegal because one of the women is physically a man.

    The Pitch picks on another Black politico



    I'm not defending Richard Tolbert or his real estate dealings . . . I'm just asking: What's so newsworthy about his financial demise? The Bannister Mall controversy is over, has been for weeks. The guy hasn't had much success in making concrete gains for any of his causes so what makes him so worthy of the Pitch's muckraking aim? The answer: He's an easy target and The Pitch has a nasty habit of picking on people of color who don't fit in to their liberal, hipster world-view of low expectations. Recently, I had quick run-in with a Pitch editor who said he simply didn't care for the volume of this blog - He did one of those hand gesture "You're right here (high hand) but I could use you here (lower hand)" things that I think originated on Will and Grace . . . Sadly, if I stayed quiet because of what some (admittedly handsome) white guy told me I would have never banged so many blonde, MILF divorcées - No homo, obviously.

    Also, I'm guessing/gossiping that reporter Nadia "ALL MY FRIENDS SAY I AM NOT A CHICKEN HEAD!!!" Pflaum wants to balance out her coverage of KC Black people since she's so suspiciously complimentary of mediocre local rap acts doing their best imitation of A Tribe Called Quest.

    If The Pitch was honestly digging up dirt on every local politico, it wouldn't be a big deal but so far there's rarely a mention of the current Missouri Ethics Investigation of Mayor Funkhouser . . . So obviously they're being selective in their coverage in much the same way their offices are home to few people of color other than hottie, middle-class Asian chicks - which is admirable, even desirable but not really diverse.

    No "Old timer's day" in Kansas City radio



    The news of age discrimination suit on behalf of Max and Tanna and a couple of other employees who got the boot when KY went kaput got me thinking . . . When is it right to tell old people they're useless, my view has changed the older I get.

    Still, there are objective standards. For instance, I've been informed that the mandatory "trade-up" age for most JoCo Trophy wives is 35 years young. It seems harsh but I don't make the rules . . . Upper class white guys with money do.

    However, I'm a big fan of people standing up for their rights and crappy classic rock, even though I only use both for background noise.

    I'm curious as to what you d-bags think. Should Max and Tanna have kept their jobs? I'm biased on the subject because it's hard for me to show an interest in anybody but chubby, blonde white MILFS between the ages of 28-45 but I'm trying to expand my horizons even though I think granny porn is gross.

    WyCo lures Lawrence residents!!!

    There is a "retail drain" in Lawrence that's surprising considering the yuppie make-up of most residents, still the Lawrence Journal-World recently published some ground breaking news regarding Larry Town residents making their way to KCK for entertainment at the Kansas Speedway, the Legends shopping area, Village West AND for better deals from box stores . . . The lesson here: Bargains are better than liberal poserism. via Evolution-Nextstep.

    Chuck D in KC!!!



    Happy in Bag provides EXCLUSIVE coverage!!!!

    Kansas City TIF bill on the rise!!!



    Mayor Funky's blog recently posted a frightening stat: The growth in the amount of city tax revenue that pays for TIF and Super TIF programs has been 27.5 percent.

    It's the kind of stat the Funky Bunch loves to tout but doesn't explain why his only substantial action as mayor so far has been the approval of yet another Super TIF for a soccer stadium with super low attendance.

    He says he got a "better deal" but it's clear that KC needs to quit its shopping spree when it comes to subsidies and so far Mayor Funky has yet to fulfill his promise on that front.
    Great images of the Kansas City library downtown and a ton of comics . . . Pretty much all you could ask for from a local blogger post.

    KC Talk considers the Chiefs fire sale

    Chiefs Cut Ty Law, Jason Dunn, And Others...

    A blogger remembers Brock



    Nick Davis, Kansas City blogger extraordinaire, has fond memories of the latest new hope for Missouri's GOP.

    Apparently, Brock Olivo didn't realize that bloggers might remember his conduct back in college:
    I have very interesting memories of Brock Olivo. He used to come to our fraternity parties and try to steal bottles of liquor. Then he'd want to fight us all.

    A fine GOP congressman he will make!
    Great, theft and bullying . . . At least now we have a sneak peak at his stance on Medicare in this exclusive report from a KC blogger.

    TfK considers corporate political donors

    Thoughts from Kansas finds one more reason to hope for an Obama win.

    Hardcore Cleaver/Clinton Criticism

    "Cleaver clinging to Clinton and Chitlin Circuit"

    Good looking day



    It's already good looking good outside in Kansas City today. While, it's not Bar Rafaeli hot, it's still nice.

    Thursday, February 28, 2008

    Kansas City Bodies Revealed Exposé



    Tonight Fox 4 is going to feature a report regarding Bodies Revealed that will deal with a bit of the controversy at around 9:30 p.m.

    On the night before the exhibit opens I'm asking any blogger that feels moved to post their feelings about the possibility of executed Chinese prisoners being put on display in this town without their consent to please post and send me a link.

    It's a subject worth discussing and I think this town's attitude toward the exhibit really says a lot on our real world stance on human rights.

    For me it's always been an issue of consent or the lack thereof . . . Given the company's sketchy history, considering that there is a reasonable doubt about the legitimacy of any assurances the company provides it's clear that this isn't about science, it's a carnival act that not only ignores the dignity of the PEOPLE put on display but also the rights of their LIVING NEXT OF KIN to claims the bodies of their loved ones.

    I'm not going to this freak show and I think any reasonable person who contemplates the implications of this exhibition of what could be dead PEOPLE put on display without their consent would come to the same conclusion.

    The bodies belong to people from a far away place and for the life of me I don't think this kind of display would be allowed if there was a chance that folks from Kansas City who might not have agreed to participate in this show were posed for the pubic to see . . . Media regularly highlights missing persons - It's worth at least acknowledging that the dead PEOPLE put on display tomorrow at Union Station could have been garnered for the exhibit though strikingly similar circumstances and respect for the lives, the remains and their loved ones of dead isn't just a privilege for the people of Kansas City but a right that should be extended to all of humanity.

    The Salva Case in Black and White



    The Midtown Miscreant writes a stellar post on the case of Sophia Salva.

    He asks simple but provocative questions that bring to light the disparity central to the whole sorry situation. Overall his take on the subject is one of the most balanced insights into the story that I've read in both the mainstream media and the blogosphere. Even better, he takes an even handed approach without being boring or coming off morally superior!!! It's a feat that's rarely accomplished and definitely worth a read.

    KCI faces allegations of animal cruelty!!!!



    Kansas City PETA people took their protest to KCI yesterday in order to decry the use of a chimpanzee in ads for airport's new Internet site.
    The protest concerned the use of a chimpanzee, Kenzie, in a KCI commercial. KCI has refused to pull the ad despite the fact that PETA wrote to Tom McKenna, KCI's assistant director of aviation marketing, and pointed out that young chimpanzees like Kenzie are beaten behind the scenes and torn away from their mothers far too early. At about 8 years of age, chimpanzees become unmanageable and are often discarded in decrepit roadside zoos to spend the rest of their lives—up to five decades or more—in cramped, squalid conditions.
    Strangely, I find myself in agreement with the group. If animals are going to be abused then it should at least be in the name science or a delicious new recipe.

    Promoting KCI and its Muslim footbath is too degrading for any kind of animal other than a local advertising executive - Who definitely showed a lack of creativity in coming up with this campaign for an institution that still, unfortunately blocks access to this blog but sells porn at the gift shops.

    KANSAS CITY CYCLISTS STIFLE ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT!!!



    I've always noted that local cycling advocates are the worst people in Kansas City and now I'm somewhat surprised to see that they've sunk to new depths.

    Clearly, the nation has fallen on hard economic times, this town is also struggling with a budget crisis and rapidly declining revenues . . . YET IN THE MIDST OF SO MUCH ECONOMIC HARDSHIP KANSAS CITY CYCLISTS ARE UNFAIRLY ATTEMPTING TO IMPOSE THEIR WILL ON DEVELOPMENT IN KANSAS CITY!!!

    Here's the scuttlebutt regarding a recent move by Kansas City cyclists that puts their agenda before any other concern in this town: An AWESOME TKC TIPSTER recently encouraged me to check out some of the recent changes proposed in the Kansas City Development code.

    Local cyclists want EVERY A GREAT MANY NEW BUILDINGS in this town to have secured indoor parking for bicycles.

    So much for being environmentally friendly, it turns out they're seemingly afraid of the outdoors while hiding from crime on the street.

    The Kansas City cycling cabal is also DEMANDING that new buildings or existing buildings asking for zoning change accommodate bikers by having a shower for them.

    Or at least that's what I've been told . . . I'm not gonna bother to research any of these allegations because they point to a fundamental truth:

    KANSAS CITY CYCLISTS ARE RUINING THIS TOWN!!!

    This fact cannot be ignored or denied . . . Local cycling advocates are affluent jerks who could care less about costing investors in this town thousands in order to cater to their whims. They mistakenly believe they are a protected class against discrimination simply because of a hobby - This kind of victim mentality denigrates real considerations for people who deserve them like folks who use wheelchairs or fat women.

    It's typical of these privileged jerks who are misrepresenting themselves as progressives but will ultimately end up costing the people of this town millions.

    The Pitch's War against Black politicos



    For a moment, let's examine the Perfect Output copier contract controversy, Terry Riley and minority coverage in the Pitch.

    First of all it's important to note that the sordid details of the copier contract have failed to inspire much interest from any significant political contingent in Kansas City other than Mayor Funkhouser's supporters.

    Sorry.

    It's a of the rule of politics . . . Inconsequential discussions about racists and Latinos dominate the media while more important details regarding the inner workings of City Government don't evoke the same excitement or concern.

    Similarly, I think it's indicative of the nature and importance of the "controversy" that most online discussions of Riley always end up involving racial slurs or silly generalizations about Black people.

    Therefore, just to be a bastard TKC contends that Riley is completely in the clear regarding the Perfect Output controversy . . . Mostly because it's so boring that I haven't bothered reading much of it. Also, just like the Star I think I should be able to exonerate a Council person with only a cursory attempt to get the other side of the story. Natch.

    And if the Pitch is so concerned about ethics in City Hall I wonder why they have yet to publish a word about MAYOR FUNKHOUSER'S CURRENT MISSOURI ETHICS INVESTIGATION with something more substantial than a few lines in a blog post? I'm sure it has nothing at all to do with two former staff members now on Mayor Funky's payroll.

    I'd also like to contend that the coverage reflects the double edged liberal bias on behalf of the "alternative" rag. Few people of color are employed at the publication and minorities depicted in their pages usually fall under two stereotypes: Pariahs or performers. Also in discussions of Riley there's usually some white person who points out the fact that the guy isn't popular in his own community - Never mind that the politico was re-elected by a much greater margin than Kansas City's Mayor. It's the same tactic that Kansas City quasi-liberals used against Alvin Brooks, they pretend to care about opinion in KC's minority communities when it suits their agenda.

    Finally, if the information about a questionable City Hall contract is so damaging and important: What's it doing in an opinion column buried in the back pages.

    It's not that I deny David Martin did some excellent reporting of the details surrounding the controversy, I'm just pointing out the fact most people don't care unless the discussion is centered around profanity or racial politics.

    Alonzo Washington's Myspace Strategy



    The only thing I do with Myspace is reject friend requests from crappy Kansas City bands . . . Luckily, Alonzo Washington is putting the social networking site to better use.

    A local fugitive recently contacted Mr. Washington via Myspace in order to get help turning himself over to the authorities.

    Once again, Mr. Washington's use of the Internet trumps what most bloggers are doing and offers a sight glimpse of hope that the Internets can be used for something other than political diatribes or bad dating choices.

    Big league blogs with a KC Connection



    The Kansas City blogosphere extends much further than a small cadre of white people who like to meet and drink at dank local clubs.

    Here are a few uberblogs that have just a tiny connection to this cowtown:

  • Fazed is just one notch below Fark in terms web link power . . . Their headquarters is still partially in JoCo, I think.

  • Something Awful is an Internets juggernaut and Lowtax puts together that site from Lee's Summit.

  • And the most gully of these websites has to be Dethroner . . . They earned this title thanks to an informative and delectable recent post regarding bacon cups (pictured above). I know what you're thinking, they probably would hold ice cream . . . At least one of the authors is from Kansas City.
  • Death Cab in Kansas City



    I just like that title and it turns out to be true today given that a Kansas City cab driver was shot overnight during a robbery attempt.

    Surprisingly, a lot of folks around here never believe me when I note that cab drivers are working in one of the most dangerous professions in the United States . . . Right behind being a cashier in an urban/dangerous community.

    Kansas City is sick



    Surprising, this town is afflicted with something other than racial intolerance, unfortunately following 5 year old trends and or a love affair for public subsidies for corporations: Sick People Flood Metro Hospitals

    A quick look at Kansas City links



    Here are a bunch of local news links I found interesting along with a recent GQ photo set of singer (sorta) Cassie.

  • Olathe Toddler's Death Ruled Homicide

  • A local blogger reports on the "little ice age" we might be undergoing again.

  • Suffer the children of KC: Girl, 7, Faces Year Of Cancer Treatment . . . Mother Says 4-Year-Old Molested

  • The last commodity and the local price increase: Kansas City Water Bills Could Skyrocket

  • A bit more bible store murder backstory: Man tried for 2004 killing of KC-area couple

  • KMBC touts panic politics: KC Mayor Aims To Fix Budget Woes In Year

  • Kansas City overkill: Murder victim was shot repeatedly

  • Jackson County doesn't want to see your complaints: Protest signs at Jackson County Legislature meetings confined to back of room

  • Mulletville goes with risky sports strategy: Independence property owners approve tax for $60 million events center

  • More money problems for KC: KC audit chastises outside agencies' financial management

  • Ugh, Al Gore is proud of us: KC implements 'green' policy
  • Stuff white people like in Kansas City: Blogger meetups!!!



    Contrary to popular misconceptions and blog posts . . . The blogosphere isn't all white in Kansas City.

    I wonder if "Stuff White People" like is taking requests?

    Wizards en Español: Kansas City embraces Spanish language programing more than most people think!!!



    More proof that commerce is a lot more important than cultural identity: Down the Byline notes that The Wizards announced in a press release today that for the first time in team history, every game will be broadcast on the radio in both English and Spanish. LA Playa 1480 AM will have the English broadcast, while La Gran D 1340 AM will have the Spanish broadcast.

    All things considered, this is definitely a good move - Working to expand the soccer fan base to Latinos since white people would rather watch Kansas City's baseball and football teams lose.

    I'd just like to point out that companies desperate to earn more consumers could care less about the arguments supporting English Only advocates.

    All quiet in Quindaro



    Happy in Bag posts some of the most haunting photos I've ever seen from around the Kansas City area . . . Not counting all of the abandoned lots East of Troost, of course.

    Blogger Backtalk: I refuse to mention your lame meetup

    The latest waste of time for KC Schools



    I know a great idea, let's get a bunch of minority leaders together with virtually no authority or real power over the Kansas City School District and then have them talk until they're out of breath regarding how to fix a generation worth of failure!!!

    That's the first thing that came to mind when learning of the new(ish) Community Task Force for Education Reform.

    They've put together a dream team of community leaders with little experience in Education . . . Also, I'd like to point out that there's only one Latina and that's a bit of underrepresentation considering that the dropout rate for Hispanics in KC Schools is more than 50% but that's an issue that few people want consider or would like to explain away with doctored stats.

    Anyhoo, Mayor Funky is also making an appearance with this group that's completely devoid of any kind of real power . . . Coincidence?

    Even worse, the community forum idea is kinda stale and it's been tried over and over again to no avail . . . If the community was going to fix Kansas City Schools, they would have done it already. And recent experience tells us that anyone making any quantifiable progress will be fired . . . TKC's suggestion: Renting U-Hauls to school districts that aren't perennially mired in