X-mas time disaster, the last days of Mayor Funky's horrible year and other quips!!!



I just realized, as this year comes to a close . . . 2008 is the year that the so-called "Orange Revolution" died . . . Even the Mayor's closest supporters are ashamed to use the term . . . Here's hoping that he recycles it, just for giggles.

Anyhoo . . . Here's a bunch of Kansas City area bad news:

  • X-MAS BULLETS!!! An 18-year-old Lee's Summit girl is shot in the face as she drove away from her house.

  • KCK X-mas Ambush: Two Men Sitting In Car Shot In KCK Overnight

  • Getting better after gut-shot: Woman Shot In Stomach In Kansas City Recovering

  • Sometimes suburban policing isn't as easy as they say: Two Mission police officers were treated and released from an area hospital after being involved in a one car accident Saturday morning.

  • Frigid Temps Create Danger for Metro's Homeless . . . If these people were cute puppies, maybe somebody would care.

  • Tragic sideswipe: A metro man trying to put gas in his car when he was struck and killed by a passing vehicle.

  • Another perspective on local highway danger: Man Killed While Trying to Move Disabled Car in KCK

  • The best thing about the Funky's failed "Orange Revolution" is that there are a ton of photos of broads in Orange Bikinis like this Sports illustrated set (hehe) featuring 21 year-old Brooklyn Decker.
  • Comments

    1. Seriously, you have a lot of balls ruining my fantasies about these young girls with great lungs, talking about crime in Independence and KCK!

      Piss on the crime. Just tell me these girls' first names!

      I guess you didn't see my blog message about farting in bed. It SURELY was worth a mention on your Saturday night Hit Parade! I thought of you as I posted it!

      You're like Channel 9. They'll go for a purse snatching every goddam time!

      I thought Mexicans had a sense of humor!

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    2. My god that woman has breast for days.

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    3. dam...I came back here just to look at her again!

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    4. mmmmmmmmmMAMMMMMMmmmmm. sweet milk in those....I'd be up and down on that sweet thing.

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