The "innocent sexual innuendo" of Kansas City Co-Mayor Gloria Squitiro!!!
A great article about the Co-Mayor depositions was published by The Star today . . . Wonderful title as well:
"Mayor's wife denies racial slurs but says she used innocent sexual innuendo"
Sadly, quotes from Gloria's "innocent" office talk were sadly missing from the piece.
As always, TKC isn't afraid to provide a few choice quotes of what people say they heard Kansas City's Co-Mayor proclaim.
We'll call this Gloria's Greatest hits:
"I BET YOU'D LIKE A GOOD NINE INCHES IN YOU"
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS DICK OUT OF HER ASS AND COME TO THE PHONE"
"DO YOU WANT TO BLOW ON MY ASS?"
Squitiro refers to the three men in the office as her "boys"
"I WANT A BIG THING FOR MY LITTLE THING" (implying a sexual act)
Innocent sexual innuendo, of course . . . Sadly, I've yet to see Mayor Funky defend this kind of talk . . . But maybe she put an "E" on the end of everything and that makes it okay.
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I bet it's not very little
When the Funk wants to screw the Squirter, she's the quintessential fat girl one has to roll around in flour, and look for a wet spot.
Can you imagine crawling into bed with that fat tub o' goo?
Worse yet, can you imagine waking up with that fat tub o' goo?
Wait a minute. Funkee testified, under oath, that Squirt never used sexual innuendo. Squirt testified that she used sexual innuendo innocently. Did Funkee lie? Isn't this perjury? Isn't perjury the reason Clinton got impeached?
he probably said he never heard her use "sexual innuedo." and GS said she used "innocent sexual innuedo", thus Funk has technically not lied.
i didn't know funk was a salad tosser.."you want to blow on my ass"..someone must be doing that to her.
GS is a racist, why else would she think westside residents/Latinos would throw "hot tamales at funk."
OK, I'm ready for Kendrick to tell me why this was all Mike Sanders fault too.
If I used that kind of talk at the office, how long would my job last?
Her pillow talk is so hawt.
I like a gal to talk dirty while she eatin my azz! Gloria?????
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