GLORIA SQUITIRO'S SMUDGE STICK!!!

Aw damn!!!

The details coming out of the recent Joe Miller deposition are quite delicious . . . And, true to form, downright weird regarding the Co-Mayors.

I thought Miller's old buddies at The Pitch would have the Exclusive interview but it turns out that KMBZ is getting all of the good details first.

One of the best so far . . .

Joe Miller describes Gloria Squitiro's "smudge stick" . . .

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Actually, it's not that gross despite the name. Here's a bit of history regarding the "smudge stick" from the world's most accurate encyclopedia:

The term "smudge stick" entered the English language through Indigenous American Indian traditions in America via cultural exchange and were propagated in New Age traditions of shamanism. The binding of smudge sticks for many traditions was a sacred intentional process in and of itself. The process of employing scent in rites of purification, be it in censers, through burning incense or smudging (the process of using a smudge stick) is endemic throughout traditional rites captured by Ethnography, Anthropology and Sociology.

The fact that the former Director of Communications brought up this bit of Gloria Squitiro embarrassment gives credence to an earlier weird episode involving the Mayor and his wife endorsing some Native American shaman garbage earlier this year.

So the Mayor's wife uses a "smudge stick" to seemingly ward away evil spirits and Mayor Funky often declares that "Gloria and I are one" . . . Well that kinda makes sense now. (Not really)

KMBZ promises to put the interview online soon . . . I hope they bother to send me a link as the Co-Mayor drama takes a predictable turn toward the occult.