All Kansas City News Ladies should be as hot as Linsey Grams!!!

There was some kind of controversey recently about a bunch of menopausal news women complaining.

I don't know exactly what the ruckus entailed because I tend to tune out when attractive women start yelling at me.

However, I was reading blogs earlier and I noticed that an expert media analyst in town suspects that the lawsuit filed by news ladies scared of losing their looks will actually benefit their job security and might put some coin in their pocket.

I don't know if I agree . . . But I'm sure there has to be a better way.

Rather than messy lawsuits or behind the scenes fighting . . . I was thinking that if all newsies could just look as good as Fox 4's Linsey Grams then everyone would be happy!!!

Certainly, keeping up with the former Miss Iowa 2003 is a difficult task but I think that a lot of female newsies are letting things like reporting and interviews get in their way. From what I hear Ms. Grams is not only married to a rich older dude but also just happens to be a great journalist as well. Again, I don't know because whenever she comes on TV I turn up my favorite 2 Live Crew CD and quickly search for a used sock.

But I think on a basic level I've solved this problem. From now on, all lady newsies need to look like Linsey Grams or else they don't get to be on TV and whatever news about this town they've been preparing can either be read by Larry Moore and his bifocals or printed in the following day's newspaper.

Consider this a TKC public service.