TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY LEGAL DEPARTMENT PUTS A STOP TO GLORIA SQUITIRO'S WHISPER CAMPAIGN!!!



As TKC noted previously this week . . . Kansas City Co-Mayor Gloria Squitiro is making calls to all of the lady council people and claiming persecution. The feeble attempt at influence peddling plays upon feminist sisterhood and, obviously, her position as the de-facto Chief of Staff.

Well, word is that a few (3 exactly) Council ladies wanted to seek advice about the matter since there is a pretty serious legal battle underway i.e. the upcoming settlement regarding Squitiro's racial slurs.

Rumor has it . . .

KANSAS CITY'S LEGAL DEPARTMENT HAS ADVISED COUNCIL MEMBERS NOT TO MEET OR TALK PRIVATELY WITH GLORIA SQUITRIO BECAUSE DOING SO MIGHT AFFECT THE MAMMYGATE LAWSUIT!!!

Sadly, the Mayor might not care about any legal advice since he has already promised to ignore whatever ordinance the council comes up with . . .

However, this edict YET AGAIN clearly demonstrates the tenuous legal situation that Gloria Squitiro's volunteer status (as Co-Mayor) has wrought upon City Hall.

On the bright side, now that arguing her case before the council is out of the question that might be one less job responsibility that Squitiro has to deal with and she can get back to running this City with the help of Mayor Funky . . . Meanwhile the Mayor's PR flack Joe Miller is rumored to be putting all of his effort into going around town and calling some poor Black lady a liar.

Question: Will Squitiro testify today before a committee considering kicking her out of City Hall? I hear a lot of things . . .

A City that works . . . I guess.

Comments

  1. This post needs more 30pt red type.

    And a few more exclamation points.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Why the barbie doll obsession? I'll never know.

    ReplyDelete
  3. It's because they just don't like him.

    They must be evil.

    They must be part of the establishment.

    Funkhouser is trying to give the government back to regular folks like his wife.

    We don't need elected officals or lawyers.

    We just need to trust in Gloria and the orange revolution.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I wouldn't trust Gloria to get me a beer.

    ReplyDelete
  5. gloria has a neat trick when she serves PBR. Guess what it is.

    ReplyDelete
  6. This ordinance will be passed. It will be refined a bit, but it will pass. The dick funk-ee lectured council today that it was a KC STAR vendetta AGAINST HIM. A KC STAR vendetta AGAINST HIM?
    Two people spoke against the proposal, our resident fool Bill Drummond and a guy who referred to squit as "Miss Gloria". jeez!
    the great legions of radio 710 listeners and faithful readers of his stupid website did not agree with him as they did not bother to show up.
    I have several moving boxes that I can donate to funk-ee. I also offer my volunteer services and will help him pack. Ed Wolf is too busy getting together his email files to lend a hand.

    ReplyDelete
  7. see what happens when you elect a dweeb from accounting..and a Jb Nutter friend.

    Funk.nutter needs to go home..just think how KC.MO would be if Alvin Brooks was our Mayor.

    ReplyDelete
  8. How can The Star have a vendetta against him? They practically made him. They rightfully backed his anti-tif campaign and then blindly continued to support him except for the Semler mess which was more about him being stubborn than his agreeing with her on the border. Remember he even said he wouldn't have appointed her had he known she was with the Minute Men. And the only reason he didn't know is becasue he didn't run a background check on her because she was someone Gloria reccomended. And here's the icing on the cake, as we know Bates was in charge of the background checks for the appointments to the boards. So do you see how this all connects.

    Gloria usurped Bate's position. Bates gets mad and probably leaked the whole Semler appoint mess. Some more crap goes down and Bates decides to use the crass stuff she probably always knew to get Gloria and Funk back.

    Meanwhile the city looses a convention and taxpayers are left paying legal fees.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Toadstool - can we hear more about the hearing? Who testified on behalf of the ordinance?

    ReplyDelete
  10. The ordinance is going to pass. Thanks to the council who will put away this thing and not Gloria or Funk who should have known better.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I voted for him.

    Funk's comparison of him and Gloria to Mark Zieman and Rhonda Lokeman is the LAMEST thing I have ever heard. Not comparable....and a man with a Ph.D. should know that.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Don't feel bad 5:59.

    You'll have a chance to take it back when the mayor ignores the City Council and a recall petition comes your way.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Funk is a professor, shouldn't he know all of this.

    Oh, I forgot he got his degree from umkc.

    ReplyDelete
  14. from what I remember
    1. An attorney from Spenser Fain- employment law specialist
    2. CEO of Partnership for Children
    3. A UMKC professor (Our girl Beth just had to say hello and remind him that she sat in his class)
    4. Bill Drummond the ass itcher guy
    5. Ron (?) Clark- from SCAR a quasi youth advocacy group- he was the one who asked the set up question at a town hall meeting "Mayor, I'm going to ask you straight up--- are you racist?" The next week he was on the 29th floor getting hugged by squit and maybe a few bucks flowed his way. He was either for or against the ordinance, he did not say. He was there to show support for "Mizz Gloria." His term, not mine.
    6. squit's insurance company's attorney. He was ineffective also.


    That's all that I can recall. I was too blown away by the baseness of our idiot mayor. And by some of the people in attandance who did not give testimony. Carol Coe had some dreds and a walking stick. She must be getting ready for the squit health fest. Her and Gwen Grant are not sure which way to fall, should they buddy up to funk-ee and get a new position in the city created for Coe and Clinton Adams? They are currently peddling that idea on both sides of the 29th floor..........

    Good night Ed Wolf, Sleep tight and don't let squit bite.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Bill Drummond the ass itcher guy

    Now that is comedy.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Who is Beth?

    ReplyDelete
  17. What's the ass-itcher story? Agreed that Drummond is not only a douche, but a nut job as well. Was he wearing a jumpsuit? And, can you imagine that guy plunging a knife into a baby? That's the way I always picture him...

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

TKC COMMENT POLICY:

Be percipient, be nice. Don't be a spammer. BE WELL!!!

- The Management