Ax attack in Kansas City!!!

The following story is part of the reason why I never answer when people "ax" me a question (hehe. ugh.):

Man Cuts Woman with Ax

A man reportedly cut a woman with an ax, and then barricaded himself inside a house at 29th and Spruce.

According to police, a woman was cut by an ax, ran to neighbors to call 911, and then collapsed. The man who reportedly cut the woman with the ax barricaded himself inside the house.

The woman suffered non life-threatening injuries.

Honestly, I've been in a lot of horrible fights with broads but I've never felt the urge to break out the Medieval weaponry.

Seriously, this is anything but the Summer of Love in Kansas City.