TKC Tipsters stand up!!! I'm not so surprised that the Mayor's son is kinda nasty (or maybe just curious) what I find more intriguing is that people still use LiveJournal.
Anyhoo . . . TKC readers (the most awesome, sexy and kickass people on the planet) recently stumbled upon a comment from Andrew Squitiro yesterday regarding the location of Kansas City sperm banks.
In order to be informative and helpful I decided to to a bit of research; I had no idea offhand because I'm not looking sperm (NO HOMO!!!) but I think the Reproductive Resource Center of Kansas City might be a good place to start . . . Also, female marketing execs don't count as an answer.
Personally, this is a subject I'd like to avoid but TKC readers are a helpful bunch (of d-bags) so please feel free to provide some answers as to the location of a sperm bank in Kansas City.
Here are more answers concerning the location of a Kansas City sperm bank THAT ARE NOT HELPFUL:
Your mileage may vary . . . Be nice, Kansas City's Little Prince deserves a lot of consideration even though he has written a lot of crap about TKC online. Still, since Mayor Funky's wife regularly uses her family as political points and filler for her weekly newsletters . . . It's kind of open season on the local mini-celebrity who stands 6'5 and might be the last young adult in Kansas City who believes the Mayor's misleading rhetoric about everything from light rail to Mammygate.
Gross.
ReplyDeleteGreat, now name calling. What, are you guys both eight years old?
ReplyDeleteYou've finally learned to pick on someone your own size.
ReplyDeleteYou know, Tony, there is treatment available for OCD.
ReplyDeleteKickass post. You are the man. The four posts above this one previously worked as full-time sperm banks. Gobble Gobble!
ReplyDeleteAfter attempting to get a firm grasp of the post in question. I have deduced it to be a touchy and sticky subject. I wont touch this one. I have heard Karen Kornacki has a drive through window in her DRAWERS. no hoooooomoooo on this comment.
ReplyDeletelolz.
ReplyDeleteWould someone please introduce Andrew to Jim Giles?
ReplyDeleteAnd has anyone else clicked on his profile on the link and seen the three photos of himself Andy's posted? I swear that the third photo looks like he's stoned on his ass! Way to go with instilling wholesome family values, Mark and Gloria!
Tony has his little sperm bank in his basement with samples kept in his freezer for future use.
ReplyDeleteAs insightful as this blog may be into the inner workings of Kansas City through satirical lenses, it's quite beyond me why our "Little Prince" would be catching shit for asking a question most males lack the balls to pursue, instead dreaming of the day they could get paid to wank off into a cup. In fact, I'm sure most posting comments on this blog wouldn't mind making a hundred bucks to do what they've probably already done twice today. And you're kidding everyone here if you say otherwise. So "tipsters," find me some real Kansas City news.
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