TKC Exclusive!!! Kansas City's Little Prince is looking for a Sperm Bank!!!



TKC Tipsters stand up!!! I'm not so surprised that the Mayor's son is kinda nasty (or maybe just curious) what I find more intriguing is that people still use LiveJournal.

Anyhoo . . . TKC readers (the most awesome, sexy and kickass people on the planet) recently stumbled upon a comment from Andrew Squitiro yesterday regarding the location of Kansas City sperm banks.

In order to be informative and helpful I decided to to a bit of research; I had no idea offhand because I'm not looking sperm (NO HOMO!!!) but I think the Reproductive Resource Center of Kansas City might be a good place to start . . . Also, female marketing execs don't count as an answer.

Personally, this is a subject I'd like to avoid but TKC readers are a helpful bunch (of d-bags) so please feel free to provide some answers as to the location of a sperm bank in Kansas City.

Here are more answers concerning the location of a Kansas City sperm bank THAT ARE NOT HELPFUL:

  • Recently divorced JoCo women.
  • 3/4ths of all the dudes who call themselves meteorologists in this town. (Ew)
  • Female sports reporters
  • 3/4ths of all the assistants to influential politicos in Kansas City
  • Socks and dirty t-shirts

    Your mileage may vary . . . Be nice, Kansas City's Little Prince deserves a lot of consideration even though he has written a lot of crap about TKC online. Still, since Mayor Funky's wife regularly uses her family as political points and filler for her weekly newsletters . . . It's kind of open season on the local mini-celebrity who stands 6'5 and might be the last young adult in Kansas City who believes the Mayor's misleading rhetoric about everything from light rail to Mammygate.
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    1. Great, now name calling. What, are you guys both eight years old?

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    2. You've finally learned to pick on someone your own size.

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    3. You know, Tony, there is treatment available for OCD.

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    4. Kickass post. You are the man. The four posts above this one previously worked as full-time sperm banks. Gobble Gobble!

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    5. After attempting to get a firm grasp of the post in question. I have deduced it to be a touchy and sticky subject. I wont touch this one. I have heard Karen Kornacki has a drive through window in her DRAWERS. no hoooooomoooo on this comment.

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    6. Would someone please introduce Andrew to Jim Giles?

      And has anyone else clicked on his profile on the link and seen the three photos of himself Andy's posted? I swear that the third photo looks like he's stoned on his ass! Way to go with instilling wholesome family values, Mark and Gloria!

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    7. Tony has his little sperm bank in his basement with samples kept in his freezer for future use.

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    8. As insightful as this blog may be into the inner workings of Kansas City through satirical lenses, it's quite beyond me why our "Little Prince" would be catching shit for asking a question most males lack the balls to pursue, instead dreaming of the day they could get paid to wank off into a cup. In fact, I'm sure most posting comments on this blog wouldn't mind making a hundred bucks to do what they've probably already done twice today. And you're kidding everyone here if you say otherwise. So "tipsters," find me some real Kansas City news.

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