Maybe one of the best ideas I've ever read from a broad: The Reverse Strip Tease

May's Machete introduces Kansas City to the "reverse strip tease" . . . Actually, I've seen a couple of these and it's pretty cool but without a "Happy Ending." Here's what this local blogger writes on the subject:

"I find the best way to start the ball rolling with this is to prance around naked after a shower and tell my man to follow me to the bedroom. Sit him down on the bed and shimmy about while you pick out your outfit and throw it piece-by-piece on to the floor. Because then you expose more bending down to pick it all up again as you start putting your clothes on. I find it's best to start with the bra & shirt and work my way down from there. Of course, there's always other ways to get dressed, but that's my personal favorite."

Again, I'm impressed with this idea but a couple without a lot of self-control could end up being 1 minute and 45 seconds behind schedule after this kind of stunt.