Christ I hate going to church

For some strange reason, Catholic masses always make me feel really guilty. Still, I love social gatherings and it looks like tonight's shindig at the Community Christian Church is the place to be for people of faith looking to mingle with politicos, local celebrities and power brokers. The event even has a cool title: "The Seven Last Words of Christ on the Cross" . . . Sacrilegious comment #5,752: I wonder if one of them was "ouch."

Still, it sounds like a good time, maybe they'll have wine.