TKC EXCLUSIVE: THE NATIONAL COUNCIL OF LA RAZA CONFERENCE IS COMING TO KANSAS CITY AFTER ALL!!!



So, I recently spoke with a very knowledgeable source who is at the upper echelon of La Raza and he told me that The National Council of La Raza Conference is DEFINITELY coming to Kansas City and a lot of the political posturing was nothing more than an attempt to bolster the group's name recognition, establish (the upper hand) in a direct line of communication with Kansas City's Mayor and win a few special considerations for their organization. Having achieved all of these objectives, coming to Kansas City was an easy decision and "truth be told" there were never any firm plans to hold the conference anywhere else.

Here's a partial transcript of the conversation, I think both TKC and the "La Raza Leader" (whose identity I will protect until I get to the gates of Hell) raises some interesting topics:

TKC: So you're telling me there was never any specific plans to relocate the conference anywhere else?

LRL: Not that I've seen. This was all a very calculated move that put NCLR at the forefront and on the front page of a very contentious struggle over Immigration in the Heartland. It's an issue we've been following for quite some time.

TKC: So it was all just one publicity stunt?

LRL: NCLR got so much more out of this than "just" publicity. Think about it, we had the Mayor of a major American city pretty much openly beg for a chance to speak with our President.

TKC: That's pretty good. But what about all of the Latinos, like myself, who are still adamantly opposed to having Minuteman Frances Semler as a member of a very influential Kansas City Board.

LRL: I think those people need to realize that there are more benefits that come along with NCLR coming to Kansas City. One of the prime motivating factors was the fact that the Minutemen announced they were coming to Kansas City in NCLR's absence. La Raza isn't going to back down the Minutemen or from all of the anti-Latino rhetoric that's currently emanating from Kansas City. The conference in Kansas City is a chance to stand up to forces who try and burden the issue of immigration with coded, racist language. Holding the conference somewhere else would have been a loss for Latino leaders and businesses in Kansas City. This way, we can have the conference and address these concerns at their point of origin. (Pause) You seem unsatisfied with this move Tony?

TKC: I just think people will look at it like a sellout or a victory for Mayor Funkhouser.

LRL: Think of it more as a political move, if that makes you happy. Mayor "Funky" as you call him, was the last thing on our mind.

(laughter)

LRL: NCLR took an issue from a small Midwestern City, attached the NCLR name to it and gave several local leaders an opportunity to voice their opinion and objections to this cause that's pretty close to your heart Tony. The fact that the NCLR also weighed in on this issue also achieved a greater spotlight for these concerns than would have ever been attained by your neighborhood leaders had Janet not stepped in . . . Also, there have been some other considerations for our group that I'm not going to tell you about right now, but you'll read about later. There are still a few details being worked out.

TKC: Fine. I know that so much of this stuff is over my head. And I see your point, I'm just afraid that people will think that this is a "resolution" to the Semler debate and that our community's concerns have been "Solved."

LRL: Tony, this has nothing to do with the appointment of Frances Semler.

TKC: Really?

LRL: La Raza advocates for many causes on the behalf of Latinos and our main objective is to help to give a voice to people who are being ignored. You have to admit that NCLR's involvement helped keep the issue at the forefront.

TKC: No doubt. I've been complaining about the Latino dropout rate in KCMO Schools for years and nobody seems to care. I think that's way more important than some racist, old lady.

LRL: (chuckle) It sure is . . . So are you planning on attending the conference?

TKC: Nah, I hate meetings. Will there be free food?

LRL: At some of the events, yes. I think you should go.

TKC: Maybe, I'm always afraid that with so many Latinos in a room, somebody will call immigration and have everyone deported. And running and hiding seems a little bit undignified, like the first scene from "Born in East LA." Any thing else you want to note?

LRL: The NCLR conference is a is a multi-million dollar event hosting thousands of people and few people want to deny the many businesses in Kansas City a chance to take part in the economic revenue that NCLR's presence provides. It's just like the immigration debate Tony, people vilified our organization but when it comes to taking money from Latinos (legal, undocumented or otherwise), there will be little debate about welcoming the NCLR to town. In a de facto sense, this is the same thing that usually happens with Latino immigrants and we've talked about this before Tony.

TKC: I see your point. Now how is operation reconquista coming along? (giggle)

LRL: Switch to the secure, secret channel and we'll discuss the matter further TKC.

#End Communication#

So that's it. The NCLR conference is DEFINITELY coming here and TKC was the first to let you know. Now I understand the logic a little better and I'm also very happy that TKC published the news first.

I hear that there are still some "details" to be worked out and I look forward to reading them. The NCLR board is slated to vote on the issue later this month, but I think that's all just really a formality. If you want the real scoop on this topic . . . Read TKC.

Comments

  1. I picked up peel and eat shrimps at the store the other day. Not a great price, and they were previously frozen, but still exceptional.

    The cat likes to lick my fingers. For it, shrimps are finger lickin good. I'm not so fond of the shrimp smell because it lingers.

    Coupled with the fact that I always overdo the horseradish in the cocktail sauce.

    Motherfucking 5 alarm nose fire on that deal. You know, like when you overdo the wasabi or chinese mustard? Fucking mouth macing!

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  2. Super, sounds like not only is the organization racist but they think nothing of manipulating the local media for weeks to put their name out there. Golly we're lucky to have them. Can Funky take a vacation now or are there still too many unsolved murders in the east side?

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  3. Chris,

    I just come here for the off topic comments. They're more to the point. Try it. Just give up on the posts and go for the comments.

    Sure, some people are fall for the bait and comment on the article, but there's a small group who are humored not by the articles, but rather by the non sequitor posts.

    Commenter "john" made some very good points about Ace Hardware and how it sucks even more than the fat buttertits spokesman, John Madden.

    You would have missed that by focusing on the articles.

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  4. Holy shit!

    Really?

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  5. So this is good news? I guess.

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  6. Just goes to show how an organization that is racist and supports breaking the law is not above extortion itself. This is something to be proud of? I just lost what respect I may have had for The Race.

    Suck a dick.

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  7. haha I was Right. Pretty dam good guess huh?

    Juan Rangel was a shoe-in for the ATA.

    La Raza (the race) has at their disposal $40 million

    None in which the east side will get for their new signs.

    As you can see you don't make a difference to them. Thats sad

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  8. Anyone who would believe "news" like this from this blog is an idiot.

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  9. This is really too bad. I'm sad to seem the cave.

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  10. Tony I stopped posting on this blog because I thought you didn't have anything to contribute but I'm glad you finally reported some news worth reading.

    Your title should have been: La Raza loses.

    And Mayor Funkhouser has a big win because he did not have to give into these race pimps.

    The Mayor keeps his principles and stands up to these thugs.

    Good for you Mayor Funkhouser.

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  11. FUCK YOU LA RAZA WETBACKS GO BACK TO MEXICO

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  12. La Raza (the race ) really lost the fight. They found out Funkhouser wasn't going to move on removing Semler.

    Whoever LRL was he's just manipulatiing you and the hispanic people. It wasn't about the hispanics. Its was more about NCLR. How does it feel to be their pet monkey? I can't believe you are giving into this group.

    Just to show you The Race does not have the power like they think they do.
    Who were the Fools of this sitcom:
    CVA ( people who book conventions)
    NAACP
    Most White people on the southside of the river
    Westside ( they really thought Semler was going bye bye )

    Rightousness always wins over wrong ( the race ).

    Mayor Funkhouser stand firm and fought the good fight.

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  13. I'm sitting here reading all this, and all I can think about is that I may have an ingrown toenail.

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  14. Looks like Funkhouser was well played by La Raza. He shouldn't have given the time of day to these race baiting people.

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  15. Hey Heather. That sounds tough. I find that soaking in epsom salt helps me when I encounter that kind of problem. If you have the time, it's actually a nice way to spend an hour.

    Or you could just blame the nearest Mexican.

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  16. This doesn't mean much. The Semler debate still isn't over and Mayor Funkhouser has burned bridges here in KC.

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  17. Tell me something I don't know Tony.

    What I'd like to know is what Funkhouser has given these race pimps in return.

    Hopefully nothing.

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  18. Funky won this one. Better get another hard-on for him because of another issue. Maybe just being white is enough.

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  19. at least it shows how far la raza will stoop and do illegal things. but im glad that funk wont offer tonys mom to appoint to a board. and from what i understand is that tonys mom doesnt have that much smarts to know when she is being ;used by janet

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  20. Your all being used by TKC. This news isn't real.

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  21. Snnnnzzzzzzzzzz

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  22. Another topic please

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  23. I had some bread this morning for breakfast, I always wondered why people make toast.

    Sometimes you gotta have that singular food experience. Just take a big hunk out of a peach or mango or something. No prep, just knosh it to your domepiece.

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  24. Hey dirtbag TKC. I spent 30 minutes this morning trying to track down this rumor and see if there was ANY truth to it. Turns out the story was nothing but a dead end. And that's the last time I recommending this blog to anyone. I don't care about your politics but when you start disguising your views as news then we have a problem. You are doing a disservice to every person that reads this blog by spreading rumors.

    You used to have some good information but now it's nothing but bunch of propaganda.

    If you can't tell, I'm really pissed at you for sending me on a wild goose chase. I won't get fooled again and that the last time I take you seriously.

    Good luck trying to get a job as a real reporter. I'll believe people now when they tell that you've burned bridges and you are not to be trusted.

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  25. huh-oh there goes one tipster.

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  26. but this doesnt explain why the la raza is on the hate group also

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  27. TKC you crack me up.

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  28. I wonder will the NAACP still bring their convention to KCMO still??

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  29. How can you just eat bread for breakfast? Do you put anything on it?

    I've done that if it's a really good bread. But even if it's some delicious shit, like that farm to market bread, which is fucking devine, I still will put something on it to moisten it a little.

    Jam, jelly? Peanut butter? I eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for breakfast sometimes. But today I have fettucini or however you spell it, and alfredo sauce. Seemed like an italian breakfast day. But my day starts pretty late. So I can do these things.

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  30. ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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  31. Wow dude, you are such a puppet. You got taken as a fool. They don't really care about latino's I hope someday you'll see that

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  32. I bet Tony had some picante sauce on his chins after that interview.
    Hey douche nozzle lets change your name to Chicken Little, according to you the world was coming to an end . I shudder to think of all the revenue we would have lost. The hotels alone would have lost out on 20 or 30 rooms for the 10000 frijole flippers that will be bunking together.

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  33. We hate you Tony!! How could you do this to us!!!

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  34. Tony, Tony, Tony...

    You're probably preparing the soft landing site for that big COHO ego that took a beating in Dos Mundos this week from the MO LULAC person dissed those who are unable to look beyond their own prejudices and work for the best of the community...

    Must be a byahtch to not have support of LULAC, so NCLR may be tailgating them.

    The publiching of this fake rumor just shows that the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree when it comes to know-nothing, race-baiting, jingoistic, prejudiced, inbred ignorance. As a matter of fact, it doesn't fall much farther than mom's basement.

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  35. Bwahahahahha!!!!!
    Tony is getting OWNED on this one!!
    Still a nice little blog though. Keep up the good work.

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  36. LA RAZA a Spanish word for "herd of cowards."

    No wonder Ken Burns left Mexican Americans out of his documentary on World War II. Their leadership does not know how to fight.

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  37. Ken Burns teabags Mexican soldiers.
    Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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  38. Would just like to let the two previous f@g posters: thene and buckshot know that I have several Marine cousins who would love to show them what they're about.

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  39. Are your marine cousins gay for pay? What the hell are you talking about?

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  40. Ay Paintmen, I told you to stop bothering people with your pendejadas, we are busy planning el reconquista! And stop using Mark Forsythe's picture, just cause yours got peed on by the white rat you keep in your pants.

    P.S. By the way, my family is coming up from Mexico again next week, just so you know. You are gonna have to share your room with my brothers.

    My sisters didn't like it when you borrowed their corpiƱos.

    They want to borrow your car this time. They said that your bike seat smells too much like sweaty spandex.

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  41. Wow you got to love people like Thane and Paintman who disrespect World War II Vets because of the color of their skin. They must have not known about the most decorated brothers in military history or must have never heard of the America GI Forum which had over 500,000 Mexican American soldiers in it during World War II.

    Got to love how people are so quick to want to bring back our racist days. Thane and Paintman hate the United States of America.

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  42. Well done, T. Well done...

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  43. He "openly begged" because of all the political bullshit he's been dealing with for the past THREE MONTHS. They essentially toyed with a woman's career and integrity just as a publicity stunt to promote The Race?

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  44. ( laughter )

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  45. I just read the Dos Mundos article. Somehow I've grown to love this post even more. I'll admit that I have a lot of respect for many of the positive things Latinos leaders are doing for our community, but at some point they need to realize or at least wonder if they might occasionlly be taking themselves way too seriously. I'm sure there are intelligent people working at the NCLR, but how can they insist with a straight face that TKC needs to make it clear (as if it isn't already) that this post was a joke. Again, I support the advances NCLR is working for, BUT they have to be FUCKING RETARDED if they (or anyone else in media or advocacy) actually "needs clarification" on this post. Rock on TKC! Thanks for reminding everyone not to lose their head about the situation. Isn't that what satire, art, and sarcasm are all about?

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  46. Fucking wetbacks. Mow my lawn and make me a burrito you fucking spics.

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