Kelli Croyle is a better person than you

KCTalk has the scoop . .. Kelli Croyle is going to HEAD a local humanitarian effort unlike anything this town has ever seen.

Read for yourself but I'm sure you'll agree that Venkman is probably the best reporter Kansas City has seen in ages.

Also, can we get a timer or a death watch as to when this couple gets divorced? It doesn't matter as far as my indecent fantasies are concerned but I'm guessing there are a lot of rich guys out there who might be able to afford a piece of . . . Well, you know what I'm hinting at . . . Also, given that Brodie Croyle has a weak arm, is basically a panicky child on the field and will never be a top NFL quarterback there is room to speculate about his future and that of his hot ass wife with the Chiefs. In this instance I think it's plausible for an NFL wife to "trade up" for a change and maybe she might want to take an opportunity to do some "networking" when it comes to better prospects from around the league; something I wish the Chiefs would have done when trying to fill the QB position.

In any event, I think we can all agree the Kelli Croyle is a 1st rate, prime, top quality broad and sadly her husband doesn't even come close to that standard as a QB and most likely never will.

Here's a tip young Brodie: Don't count on the weak offensive line to protect you and definitely try to keep that wife in Mississippi or wherever; far, far away from dudes with better prospects.

Of course I could be completely wrong about all this . . . We all know that young, attractive, millionaires and former beauty queens are the best and most decent people on the planet.