Dennis Moore drinks chardonnay and he's a member of a Congress with the lowest approval rating in 30 years

Local blogger Emaw has a great post about an upcoming challenger to Dennis Moore. Even better, Emaw's comments on the post contain some pretty credible reporting that Dennis Moore drinks chardonnay - A truly an unforgivable practice . . . Men in the Midwest are only allowed to go so far as to drink Pinot Grigio but only if it's a lower Italian brand and then only if it is followed by sweet love making to some older chick with money. Maybe you might be able to get away with Chenin Blanc but only in a pinch and just because it makes the reactionary right wing mad given that the French have truly mastered this wine (along with the practice of surrender) and the long ago boycott of French products was utterly ridiculous and only served to prove the ill informed and unthinking support for the Iraq war in retrospect.

Oh crap, I think I inadvertently learned too much about wine during a quick Google search . . . Now I have too "work it off" with no less than a case of malt liquor. My liver wishes you the best.