This is kind of an old story that I recently ran across about a local waitress and possible comebacks for the Prez. Here's what happened:
When McWilliams brought it, Bush noted that it (the biscuit) wasn’t very big.
“I told him, ‘This isn’t Texas, after all,’” McWilliams said.
The story then offers a bunch of witty suggestions about what she could have said.
Because I'm a crappy writer (I write poo-poo) all I could come up with is in response to Bush's biscuit remark: "Will you please do more to end the quagmire in Iraq that will ultimately cause thousands of more deaths before it's over and has nothing to do with the reasons you initially gave the American public as to why the war was necessary in the first place."
But then again, I'm no good with dialog.
When McWilliams brought it, Bush noted that it (the biscuit) wasn’t very big.
“I told him, ‘This isn’t Texas, after all,’” McWilliams said.
The story then offers a bunch of witty suggestions about what she could have said.
Because I'm a crappy writer (I write poo-poo) all I could come up with is in response to Bush's biscuit remark: "Will you please do more to end the quagmire in Iraq that will ultimately cause thousands of more deaths before it's over and has nothing to do with the reasons you initially gave the American public as to why the war was necessary in the first place."
But then again, I'm no good with dialog.
I would have told him the size of the biscuit is proportioned to the IQ of the recipient.
ReplyDeleteI would have told him, "yep that's right this little biscuit is what you have handicapped an entire metropolitan area's rush hour traffic for." Then I would have walked away like I had totally just OWNED him.
ReplyDeleteThe Corner Cafe is a great place to eat at in Riverside.
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