Mayor Funky likes the finer things: "Regular folks" don't spend $1500 on a dishwasher



Recently, the Mayor Funky's blog has been filled with tripe about useless meetings and silly sentimental notions. However, a recent note about decorating office raised a few questions:
The Mayor's office is getting ready to have a dishwasher installed. We found it odd that Funk was admonished for not driving dignitaries around in a luxury vehicle, yet on a daily basis, we are red in the face to be serving those same dignitaries water out of plastic bottles and coffee out of Styrofoam cups. Luckily, an abundance of donations came in to our campaign fund account, after Funk was elected Mayor, so there is enough money to donate the dishwasher and real plates, cups and glasses to the Mayor's office from that fund.
Well, rumor has it that the nice new dishwasher in Mayor Funky's office is actually a $1500 deluxe job from Williams Sonoma.

I can only hope they went to the Plaza in order to pick out the luxury item but seeing as how much cash the Mayor's staff is pulling down (far more the Mayor Kay paid her people) it's more than likely they could have made the trek out to the Leawood location.

So, it's nice that the Mayor is living the good life but I'm gonna smack myself in the face with 2x4 if I hear any one of those dirtbags go on and on and "regular folks" one more time because most (broke) regular folks that I know put dishwashers on layway at an old school department store or Best Buy . . . Also, what a waste, for less money they could have hired a Mexican to wash dishes or maybe they should have just made it part of the job description of that Crispin token Latino guy.

Comments

  1. If you don't have anything better to post than UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMORS about what kind of DISWASHER the mayor may have purchsed with DONATED MONEY, you should probably just roll over and go back to bed, man.

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  2. "Regular folks"

    Now go ahead and hit yourself in the head with that 2x4 Tony.

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  3. The funny thing is that, at half your age (Dos Mundos article said he's 21) that "Crispin guy" is doing ten times more with himself than you'll ever do. What were you doing when you were 21? I sure hope you weren't dreaming about being a Kansas City blogger but than again not everyone aims high. Nevertheless, vaguely knowing him-he could not careless what you have to say but it is a shame to see you tearing down a very bright up and coming Latino when you try and pass yourself off as a Latino advocate at immigration rallies. But than again what else do fat out of shape unshaven bloggers have to do these days?

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  4. Tony,

    Your letting us down. Bribes of free cars, putting near KKK members on the parks board, a first lady that puts spells on political rivals.

    All that juicy journalistic red meat and the best you can do is bash how they used campaign donations to buy a dishwasher?

    I think Tony has been paid off. Instead of giving us real dirt he is starting to give us this drivel which has nothing to do with anything. Next thing you know Tony will go on a diatribe about how a Funk staffer rode his bike once upon a time.

    I guess we will have to wait for the Star to dig up any real dirt on the Funk.

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  5. This isn't a rumor. I've seen the new dishwasher and it's nicer than my car. They're all very proud of it by the way.

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  6. 21 half of 32? No, you do look older though. Point is, you pretend to give a shit about Latino issues and the success of Latino's however here you are typing about someone you know little about. Where is your involvment in the community? What are you doing to help those you pretend to stand up for? Outside of posting half funny posts what are you doing? Forget what you were doing at the age of 21-what are you doing now? Definitely not supporting those you pretend to speak for. That being said, this young man is so far above anything you could say here. Keep up the good work. Paz!

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  7. I've seen the new dishwasher and it's nicer than my car.

    So what? A cat turd looks nicer than your car does.

    Unless the dishwasher was a bribe from a local business, paid for by tax payer dollars, or made from ground up babies, I don't see why anyone cares what it looks like.

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  8. does the donation include the installation cost? I'm pretty sure it will cost some money to do that.

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  9. my dishwasher cost $900 :shrug:

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  10. my dishwasher cost $900 :shrug:

    I guess jazo is not "regular" folk.

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  11. Mine was about $900 plus the install is actually fairly easy. Did it myself in about 20 minutes. Most newer house have either a 3 wire hook up or a plug, plus the water tubing in place.

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