Beat a bicyclist with a baseball bat!!!
I don't condone violence unless it's on a computer or in rare instances against a loud mouth woman but then only by on behalf of her husband and ONLY with a rod or a tree switch no bigger than the guy's thumb. Agreed!
However, it's hard not to hate the so-called "bicycling advocates" not only because their silly special interest wastes so much precious time on an issue that affects so few, white, rich, privileged people who want access to the highest ranks of power in Kansas City because of their goofy hobby BUT ALSO because the few Mexican mojados who ride bikes out of necessity aren't really a part of their clique and nobody is going to organize a "silent ride" for one of those dudes that will eventually get clipped on KC's dangerous streets. Also, the fact that Beth Gottstein considers herself a cycling/bicycle/pedestrian advocate is just one more sign that she's going CRAZY at her new City Hall job and should really keep her attention focused on the recent wave of CRIME that has stricken Midtown and not every hippie with a pet cause.
Anyway, rather than point out what a silly, self-indulgent and unsafe pastime that cycling is every time news regarding the biker short wearing douchebags comes up . . . I think I'm just gonna keep clicking a link to this Internet game that invites you to smack a cyclist.
I found the link via Fazed and it provides much more stress relief than dodging traffic or waiting to get run over by an SUV which once again proves that computer gamers > cyclists in all aspects not limited to mere tonnage.