Help a local bikini broad

If you know me (you don't) . . . Then you know that I'm all about helping young women achieve their goals as long as those goals involve looking really good, smiling pretty and maybe standing next to a shiny new car.

That's why I'm encouraging you to vote for 22 year-old local bikini model Valentina as she competes for the title of Ms. Bikini World. I don't know what the prize is but when a 5'11 broad in a bikini seems to need help I usually don't have too many questions.

The contest ends April 30th and not all (none) of the entries seem work safe but you may want to check them out over the weekend to get a handle (ew) on whether or not Valentina deserves your vote . . . She's got my vote not only because I'm in a FANTASTIC MOOD on the beautiful Saturday afternoon but also because I think life is about helping people and stuff and snack cakes.