Is it just me or is Cathy Jolly kinda hot?

They say that politics is Hollywood for ugly people and for the most part that's true in the same sense that celebrity worship is the idolization of idiots. Nevertheless every now and then there are exceptions to these rules.

Cathy Jolly is currently running in the 6th District at-large race for the KCMO City Council along with unwittingly competing for a higher ranking in my "spank bank" when it comes to twisted fantasies about defiling women with power. Move over Eleanor Roosevelt!!!

Anyway, Jolly has been in politics for quite a while which is strange because usually being around that kind of thing turns most women (and a lot of men) into something that resembles a frog. It's also rather odd that Jolly is capitalizing on her experience rather than simply shrugging questions about her past and batting her eyes like most women do. Still, Jolly has managed to keep her good looks and even improve upon them.

Like most candidates she has invested in some glamor shots and a make-over in an attempt to make eye candy part of her political arsenal . . . Also, she must run or something because, damn. Nice wheels. Seriously.

Anyway, here's an older photo of Jolly making the mistake of thinking that voters care if a candidate looks serious as she rocks the classic "soccer mom" haircut:



Now here's what I like when I'm paying attention to haircuts and not feet, which is admittedly a rarity. Jolly now has a stripper hairdo and it works nicely to help me forget that the 6th District is going down the toilet because every cent this city has is getting sunk into downtown:



Very nice. I only wonder if she'll take cash donations in singles and if there isn't some kind of "champagne room" for enthusiastic potential contributors like myself.

But then again, upon further review I just discovered that she's married with kids . . . Which still makes her akin to nearly 1/4 of all the strippers I know and yet another reason that KC politics has once again disappointed me.