Sorry folks, I was gonna try something new and amazing with a flash thingamajiggy and all kinds of neat stuff but it was too damn time consuming. Enjoy the compilation anyway, bastards.
Plagiarist, Hero, womanizer, savior and a whole bunch of other things nobody will mention (probably commie), even in a college classroom: Avila University course on MLK
Another reason to tell your woman why you aren't eating out, other than simply encouraging her to do it first and then falling asleep: Kansas City Health Department has fallen behind on inspections
Hump you like an animal: Animal Porn at KC Zoo on/near Valentine's Day
Flu season an it's local TV News always has a case of Missing White Girl Syndrome: Police Search For Missing Teen
Damn Okies stealing our idea to steal the Penguins: Oklahoma City is considering offering a competing bid for the Penguins
Chiefs fans fight harder than their team: Chiefs fan in Indianapolis jail after brawl
"I'm going to Wichita" . . . White Stripes Lyrics finally make sense: People found to be possessing small amounts of illegal drugs in Wichita no longer are sent to jail.
The X-man cometh (non-porn): My Spiritual Journey - Part 1
Surprisingly not written by one of my ex-girlfriends: Why am I surrounded by the dumb?
I try to convince several JoCo milfs that new courses are being taught in my van: The Johnson County Park and Recreation District is offering a workshop for adults on Foot Massage
White men can't jump, can get away with stealing millions. Life is give and take: Court throws out Wittig, Lake convictions
More hot air, alternative fuels are only efficient in relieving your conscience: BPU in KCK signs 20 year contract to utilize wind power
Real life Swordfights aren't nearly as cool as highlander: Standoff at KCK home ends with death
Sebelius to Slip into Ruby Reds for Inaugural Ball . . . A more accurate costume would have included a house hovering overhead.
All crime not involving the vagina is now okay in JoCo: Prosecutor Asks Court to Revive Charges Against Tiller
6 of one: Deadly Accident Splits Car in Half
Never believe anything somebody says in Kansas City: "We are not trying to steal the Penguins"
State Board of Education considers ways to recruit and retain educators . . . Spankings have a different incentive value for some adults.
Look up to see your life ticking away: Kansas City Scout, the region's traffic management system, will begin posting travel times to key locations such as downtown
Yet another local organization up the river without a paddle: KC Port Authority borrowed more than $1 million to cover a cash shortfall
Preserving our slave state heritage with something other than racism: Local fund raises money to preserve the site of the Civil War's Big Blue Battlefield. The area, near 63rd Street and Manchester Trafficway.
An alternative to suicide: Wy/Jo Care helps fill one of the greatest unmet needs of the area's uninsured: Finding medical specialists to take care of problems that can't be handled by safety-net clinicsOld news, your nurse probably wants to kill you. Different angle . . . Surprisingly, sometimes it's for reasons that don't involve an insurance company: Caretaker pleads guilty to murder
At least you can't fault their consistency: Embarrassing end for Chiefs, Edwards
Do you not have a job, Tony?
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