How to catch women lying on Craigslist

Recently, a local message board featured a nifty chart that allows you to decode a woman's personal ad. It's a good idea but from what I've read you can safely assume the following things when looking for love online:

The person you're chatting with is either a cop, a man or a ghey man or all three.

Just like an offline love affair, assume you're going to get hurt. Then, because it involves the net, expect photos of the experience to be floating around until the end of time.

There is no such thing as a "causal" hookup . . . In that respect it's important to remember that skanks on Craigslist may seem like an easy way too score booty but the trouble you find yourself in afterwards may negate any savings. Also, you don't pay a hooker to show up, you pay her to leave.