Let's forgo all of the obvious jokes about small packages (nullus) and whatever and instead focus on the fact that the dick in a box is probably the perfect gift for most broads out there if it's wrapped properly and presented in the right manner . . . Which is maybe, something like, in a secluded parking lot or before dinner.
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I am so trying that with The Mrs. on Monday when we open presents.
ReplyDeleteAlthough that might be a bit uncomfortable with her parents there.