Brownback Mountain (Ewwww)

Here's the thing . . . No matter how hilarious I find the ghey dudes to be, I don't dwell on it, not only because there are only so many jokes that swing that way without seeming like an obsession but also because I know that dudes who are the ghey work out a lot more than I do and probably dance better than I could ever hope. We all have our talents.

Anyway, a recent post on the much more popular Americablog got me thinking that a few people in Kansas are finding it hard to get over their ghey hatred even though it's clear that the now left leaning JoCo and the rest of the state seem to think there are far more important subjects to wrestle with . . . No Homo.

Sam Brownback wants to be the leading gay basher in the Republican party. This year, he's been harassing a federal judge nominee who attended a same-sex commitment ceremony in 2002 . . . This is what Brownback thinks it takes to lead the Republican party. His inquisition should serve as a notice to any Republican who sends a baby gift or goes to a baby shower for Mary Cheney. Sam Brownback is watching you.

And somehow I think that the whole ultra conservative line is a part of an attitude which suggests that if the U.S. can't win in Iraq then they might as well do their best to subjugate people at home . . . Which would make for a really hard time if you're the ghey and a Mexican . . . So I better call up a few of my cousins and tell them to tone it down lest they get deported to South Beach or some Manhattan club.