Town Topics: Waiting for St. Anthony and other stories



Send the seniors bowling, instead of visiting
- Just like the pin in your hip Grandma!

Toddler Found Wandering At Ninth, Chestnut
- Crack heads are affordable child care but you get what you pay for . . .

Passersby Find 2-Year-Old Wandering Alone
- Baby come back - alternate headline.

Train Severs Man's Foot In East Bottoms

Car Hits Kindergartner Walking Home From School
- I'm sure this wasn't the kid's fault but it makes me wonder if they still teach the "How to cross the street" info in the SUV laden suburbs.

Kansas City paints over pink jail cells
- Old news, but still I wonder if it wasn't somehow related to all of the nasty prison sex jokes.

Annual Brookside Tree Lighting Ceremony
- X-mas already. Sigh.

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