Town Topics: Now tell me what you're really thinking

The City has had its fill of the Filling Station
- KSHB reports: "Kansas City officials want to revoke the bar's liquor license. This year alone, the filling station has been the scene of three shootings. Last October, one employee was killed and another employee was critically hurt."

Molotov Cocktail's & CVS
- Crazy, flame throwing people and Commies who want socialized health care have a lot in common.

"smelling like onions"
- One of my favorite bloggers reports what we all know: Being the designated driver stinks.

New Hearing To Be Held In Olathe Murder Case

Men With Knife Scare Girl Walking Near School
- Obviously, this article doesn't refer to a kid in the KCMO Public School District, because I'm sure the girl would have had access to better weapons than the guys in question if that was the case.

FBI Searches For Roeland Park Bank Robber

Inmate Mistakenly Released From Jail Turns Himself In
- Or Conspiracy theorists like myself would have you believe that the secret white guy "Get out of jail free card" was almost made public.

KC office market remains weak
- Can we please forget about Condos and get back to business?

American Century plan aims at younger investors
- Mutual funds are like Fantasy Football only you waste money instead of time and no one wins except the salespeople.

Suspects in Attempted Rape, Carjacking Caught on Tape
- Security cams are very much like YouTube for po'folk.

Lawyers Withdraw in Murder Case Against Radio Reporter
- 2nd take

Kansas City poet Mbembe Milton Smith Remembered
- I bet you didn't know it that this guy was a great local poet. Blah.

Miguel "Mambo" DeLeon has his own mambo orchestra and is a big promoter of Kansas City’s Latin music scene
- OR, the anti-immigrant crowd want them to play something along the lines of traveling music.

The "moxie" of Kansas City Voters
- Note: Moxie now means ignoring more important priorities like sewers and roads in favor of pipe dreams that completely abandon last year's pet cause . . . The ATA.

A Grandview special ed teacher said a student assaulted her.
- What this educator won't explain is the mysterious phenomenon that is cruelly and accurately referred to as "retard strength."