Monsters under the bed? Real.

A 22-year-old pedophile abused a 12-year-old girl for three months by living in her room and hiding in a hole under the child's bed so her mother wouldn't find out.

Sad, twisted story but it reminds me that sometimes a kid's instinct is correct given that children usually hate fat and ugly people. I should also note: To this day I try and sleep next to the door when I'm at my girlfriend's house. That way, the boogeyman gets her first.